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The Azula's Henchmen show

By avatargrl789

Chapter two

Ty Lee: Welcome back to the show and god bless you if you're reading this!

Mai: Due to Azula's wishes the name has changed to The Mai and Ty Lee show because Azula says she doesn't want to be associated with something so stupid and non-fire nation.

Ty Lee: Oh and Omashu cabbage man is temporarily out because after the last show. I think he said something about his cabbages. His temporary replacement is Uncle Iroh selling steaming hot tea!

Iroh: We accept any type of money fire nation, water tribe, you name it!

Azula: (clutching bag of lingerie from Victoria's secret) I would like to announce that the fire nation symbol and I are going steady! HERE THAT ZUZU I GOT PAIRED BEFORE YOU! HA!

Zuko: I never would've thought she'd get paired before me. Where is that water tribe girl again?

Mai: I must act quick or...(thinks of an image of a bed and... the reason this is teen rated)(clutches pins him to a wall with her stilettos and starts kissing Zuko) this is even better than the fountain and the apple.

Zuko: Thinking, "I still think girls are crazy."

Ty Lee: Well... um... since I guess Mai's a leeetle busy right now let's get out the letters. (This time some Dai Lee agents use their bending to brink out a giant bolder with a hole in it titled " LETTERS")

Ty Lee: OK good, hey don't drop it on me!

Mai: ( Unpins Zuko and says "Pick me up at eight on Saturday" with a stiletto to his neck.)

Ty Lee: Ok now that we got that over lets pick a letter this one's titled " reasons for any contact with Azula". ( Takes a big gulp thinking " Oh god Azula's in the building!")

Dear Ty Lee and Mai,

I've always wondered, how did you end up being friends with Azula? Gunpoint? Bribery? Plus how did you manage to get through her spoiled brat acts? (Any severe burns under those clothes?) Ty Lee, how did the idea of joining the circus pop into your head? Mai, how did you become so cold and sarcastic?

Gaia09

Ty Lee: Ok... I better write this so Azula won't burn me into a crisp. Mai? (Mai nods vigorously)

Dear Gaia09,

Mai and I were friends with Azula because we are daughters of noblemen and it was to be sure that our dads stayed noblemen and plus it was good for political reasons. And about the "spoiled brat acts" the strategy is don't look her in the eye and address her as princess Azula. And if worse comes to worse either dodge lightning or bow very, very low to the ground(and yes we have a few nasty burns). I joined the circus so I wouldn't have to stay around a musty palace catering to princess spoiled all day. Ever seen the episodes focusing on Azula and the gang? See what I mean?

Ty Lee

Ty Lee: (Looks around for Azula shooting lightning and cartwheels offstage)

Mai: OK Time for my letter, Oh Joy.

Dear Gaia09,

Ditto with Ty Lee on the Azula's "Friends" issue. And the "Spoiled brat acts". Here is my reasons for being so "cold and sarcastic" as you call it. I do not think being "cold" is very correct. If I were "cold" would I be with Azula?. Remember in "Zuko Alone" when I got pushed into a fountain because of Azula and Ty Lee? They would e pinned to a wall near a shark-hawk. ( Or 3,000) Cold? I think not. As for sarcastic: Sarcasm is I. It does wonders for the ratings and my fan base. Plus it keeps me from doing things to Ty Lee. Plus being cold came on after a certain traumatic incident with a fountain. ( glares at Ty Lee)

yours truly, Mai

Azula: ( Stomps onto stage with a bale of blue fire in her hand) Mai, Ty Lee I have a little present for you called scars to match Zuzu's. (begins chasing them)

Ty Lee & Mai: OK THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE NOW! BYE!! (Begins running from Azula, while dodging lightning)