This is my first time writing a story like this so please don't be too hurtful. I use profanity in this because really, who doesn't curse nowadays, but I don't do it often. Vanessa is me...now if only I had the units...
Hetalia is copyright to Hidekaz Himaruya, if it was owned by me GerIta would be canon...shut up...
Vanessa and other "normal" people belong to me
Well my brother was going to annoy this guy, I feel bad for him. I got China, god I wanted to touch him but I have to wake him up right or terrible things could happen. I grabbed the manual from the crate and got to the part about activating China.
"CONGRATULATIONS!You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit! To ensure that your future is not full of unfortunate run-ins with large woks, we have taken the time to write out this manual. Reading it carefully will ensure you keep custody over all your limbs, and it is highly advised.
Technical Specifications
Name: Yao Wang. Also responds to "China", "Zhonghua", "Aniki", "Oniisan", "Gege", "Panda-san", and "Miss".
Age: 21
Place of Manufacture: Beijing, China
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 110 lbs
Length: Big surprises come in small packages. Oh, yes they do.
Your YAO WANG unit comes with the following:
One (1) green military unit
Two (2) mandarin jackets and pant sets
One (1) large wok
One (1) bamboo carrying basket
One (1) Panda-aru unit
Programming
Your YAO WANG unit is equipped with the following traits:
Voice Actor/Singer: Ever thought that the main female in your favorite anime wasn't acted well? Ever decided that the new pop sensation can't sing worth anything? Well, your unit has a beautiful voice. You can get him a job at a recording studio, and he'll make millions off singing and voice acting. We guarantee it!
Babysitter: Years of raising younger siblings have made YAO WANG a great babysitter. Your annoying siblings or kids will love him!
Bait: He's so pretty, what psychopath wouldn'twant to get him?
Removal of your YAO WANG Unit from Packaging
YAO WANG is actually a very happy and sweet person by nature, but if he is moved or woken up incorrectly he will turn violent. In order to ensure that you don't accidentally kill yourself or destroy your properties, we have provided a list of safe ways with which to awaken your unit.
1. Sing the Chinese national anthem as horribly off-tune and badly pronounced as you can. Your unit will wake up and shout about your terrible pronunciation, and while this will result in a few hours' worth of lessons on Mandarin; to avoid this, you can reprogram YAO WANG as soon as he breaks out of his box.
2. Play Japanese, Korean or Cantonese music near the box. To the first, he will call happily for KIKU HONDA; to the second, he will yell for YONG-SOO IM to shut up; for the third, he will bust out of the box and search for his youngest brother. After whichever response, he will turn to you and ask where whichever of his brothers are, and you can reprogram him.
3. Speak in Russian. Your unit will not respond, and you can take the lid off; he will jump you right away, so it is advised to duck as soon as you remove the lid.
4. To wake up your new China unit, there is one last known way. To awaken your new unit, stand away from your unit's container and scream at the top of your lungs "CHINA! I CHOOSE YOU!" Your unit will break through the crate and have his wok in hand and battle ready. Once he realizes you're not America and he's NOT on a battlefield, he will allow you to freely reprogram him."
That was all I needed to hear. Choices 1 through 3 sounded like bad ideas, number two wasn't so bad, but I think I would rather have those units than having him wonder where they were. I stood away from the crate and yelled "CHINA! I CHOOSE YOU!" and then ran to the couch because when he broke the box, he caused the box to break into splinters which is not fun to clean. "AIYAAH! AMERICA! I TOLD YOU NEVER TO SAY THAT AGAIN! Oh?" Crap, he noticed me…just hide and don't look at his beauti-shut up brain! "Hey, you are not America, why are you hiding behind that couch?" He looked at me and picked me from my hiding spot and held me bridal style, how was I not supposed to blush?! "I..uh..crate…you..broke..it exploded…Umm excuse my stuttering, but..um you're my new unit, correct?" He looked at me and replied while carrying me to my room "Shì*, I'm China or you can call me Wao Yang. And tell me who you are, I know you're my owner but tell me what is your name." "Oh right, I am..um..Vanessa, Vanessa Vielman." I'm only here today because I am sick..."
I started a coughing fit after replying, there it was, and I thought it was gone. "Alright" he placed me down on my bed and put my covers over me "You're sick and you are in no condition to move" He put his hand on my head and kept talking "You're running a low fever, you are lucky I was programmed to be a babysitter in my programs or I would have no idea to help you. Do you have any siblings or other units I should be aware off Vanessa?" He sat on my computer chair and moved near my bed, he had already gotten some medicine from the cabinet and placed an ice pack on my head. I was sleepy and wanted to sleep but I had to tell him about America/Alfred, my brother and my parents. We talked for a half an hour before he left the room to let me sleep, as he left he smiled at me and said "Don't worry; I'll be fine, just get better, alright?"
I was asleep for a long time, all I dreamt about was China's beautiful smile. It was a beautiful dream I didn't want to wake up from but all good things have to end, and mine's ended to a child's scream saying "STRANGER DANGER!" It was America, did someone break into my house while I was asleep, and China said it'd be fine! I have to get up and check on Alfred, he could be hurt!
"Alfie!? Are you o…*cough*kay?" "Sissy!" Once I heard that I felt like I was tackled by a buffalo, yup. That's America alright, as strong as his country, even as a child. "Alfred are you okay, why are you crying? (And tackled me)" He had tears in his eyes and his eyes as red as a rabbit's, he must have cried for a long time. "Vanny..*sniffle* there was a strange man or lady in the front yard crushing some of your mommy's roses in the garden into powder...*sniffle*and…and I tried to tell him to stop but he said something in a language I'm not too good at…and*sniffle* and now one of your mommy's bushes are GONEE! WAAAAH!" He cried in my arms but I was twitching, my mom is going to kill me! China's going to pay, even if I am sick! I placed America on the floor and told him to wait there, I didn't want him sick for one and I had a bone to pick with China.
"CCCCHHHIIIIIINNNNAAAAAAA!" Oh dear, my vocal chords couldn't take this, I'm going to faint. "Oh good to see you're awake Vanessa, I was just finishing up this tea for you to help your sickness." "YOU! BUSH! MOM! MURDER! DEATH! AAAHH!" I screamed at him…or at least I thought I did but all that raspy whisper. I covered my mouth, I lost my voice! I flailed my arms and started to cry silently, why now, why does life punish me!? China must have noticed I lost my voice because he handed the tea, smiled at me and said: "This is help you get better and even get your voice back. You need to rest, understand, if you need anything just tell America through words." He patted my head and led me back to the room. America found the manual and understood that China would be our friend here; he had also made my bed and sat there like a little puppy waiting for me. I love these two. I wish they could stay…forever….
I woke up with my fever still her but, my head was clearing up now. America had fallen asleep near the bed, it was so cute. During my sleep I was arguing with myself to tell my parents about the units and my "mistake" or just make up more lies, I couldn't decide but I couldn't just make up more lies for all units coming. This is an absolute DISATER! I put America on my shoulders and headed to the living room. I had to tell them, I had to tell them here and now, before this gets any worst.
I saw them, trying to hurt China; I knew I would never forgive myself if I did not tell them!
"What the hell are you doing in our house!? Get out of here or we'll call the police!" "I bet you tried to get our daughter while she was sick you sick stalker! Just wait till the police get a hold of this!" "For the last time, I did not do anything to your daughter! Do not call the police! You don't understand the consequences that would bring!" "If it gets justice served to sickos like you we don't really care!"
That was the last straw! No one's going to take him, I may have just gotten to him, but he helped me get better and he made me feel…less alone…
"MOM! DAD! STOP! DON'T ARREST CHINA!" I yelled at them, they took back and looked like they saw a ghost. "Cc..Ch…CHINA?! You mean this pervert that snuck into our house is the embodiment of China?" my father looked at me with a strange look while my mother glared at the man and retorted at me "Honey, you've been watching too much of that stereotypical show and it's gotten to your brain!" "No it hasn't! That's China from the show, I would know because…" I was now or never. "Because I got him! I ordered him and Alfred thinking it was a scam but it turned out it was real…and..and I can't just abandon them! I got them so they're my problem! AMERICA AND CHINA ARE MINE SO DON'T TAKE THEM FROM ME! PLEASE!"
I was crying, on the floor lying there, pitiful and sorrowful. America got off my shoulders..or my back because I was on the floor and tried to comfort me and China came to my side instead of continuing to argue with my parents. I was sad…discouraged…I felt like I would never get to see America's happy face anymore or even China again, I just felt like my heart was breaking. If they took them..I would have an empty feeling in my heart that couldn't be healed for a long time…why do I attach easily…why do I have to be a moron...
"You were brave…my last owner just left me for dead once I was of no use to her. Thank you." China whispered to me in my ear, he helped me stand up again and wipe my tears. America was sobbing there crying and repeating the same things "I don't wanna go!" "I wanna stay with my sister!" "Don't take her away!" "Please!" I knew pleading could work but there was only a small chance that it would work…but I want them to stay. My thoughts (and tears) were interrupted by my parents telling me conversing with each other, are they thinking of letting me keep China and America.
~Time skip to 2 hours later~
After a long discussion (and crying from me and America), my parents have agreed to let the units that are here and that are coming to stay with me, they are humans…sorta…but they have everything a human has so they should be treated like them. I was so happy; I get to stay with them! It meant two new good things for me, one is that America won't have to stay at daycare anymore because China can watch him and the second I don't lose them, I can stay with my friends. With the rest of the day that was left, I showed China to his room. We had enough rooms for several people so China could have his own room. I told America he could get his own room but he refused to want to separate from me in my room, oh yeah, he is afraid of ghosts and stuff…It was the end of the day, good night, my friends…
END OF CHAPTER 2
Shi* = Yes in Chinese
