*Advantage Potions!*

*Yawn* I woke up just horribly. I am normally a morning person, but I was working so hard yesterday. "Mornin' everyone." I mumbled to the two. Jenny offered cooked potatoes and pork chop for breakfast. I'll tell you, Jennifer MacGyver is the best Cook, Archer, and Warrior you'll meet in a while. The food is so delicious, mainly the juicy pork chops. We all have good things about us. Not to say Tim's a nerd, but he is very intelligent at Redstoning, Potion Making, Enchanting, and just general knowledge of stuff.

As for me, I'm better at swords, but not sure of much after that. Maybe outmaneuvering mobs, or mining? I don't think about it much, and we all help out. "What are ya reading, Tim?" I asked, snapping out of my thoughts. "The book we found yesterday. It's pretty good, but the latter half is in that other language. Go figure, but why half and half? Is the Author bilingual?" He replied, closing the book. I nodded. "So what's it about?" "Potions. The title is Potions for the Modern Human, after all. Just, it isn't normal potions like invisibility, or speed. It's the newer ones, like Water Vision and this interesting one that might give Mob protection." Tim rubbed the back of his head.

That got my and Jenny's attention. "Continue, please." I said, trying to not sound beggy. "For some reason, this one isn't clear English, and the instructions are very precise." He then read from the book.

To get to level o' the said 'Wicked Others', what some call Mobsters; mix Wheat, Red Mushroom took from Mooshroom, with cave water. Cook mix in iron cauldron over Netherrack Flame until thin creme. Depending on who you wish to meet level of, add essence of 'Wicked Other' DO NOT MIX MANY ESSENCES! LIMIT TO ONE! ADD LAKE WATER ONCE DONE, BUT NEVER ADD MILK, AS WELL NOT TO DRINK LACTOSE UNTIL TWO WEEKS AFTER HAVING POTION! HORRID AFTER-EFFECTS WILL OCCUR IF SO!

Tim burst out screaming at the end, and I couldn't help but laugh- physically impossible. I realized that all of us did, making me laugh harder. It was just the suddenness and that reading voice he used. But after the laughing died down - and our neighboring librarian checking to make sure we didn't die or anything - We had questions. "So what do you think they mean by 'essence'?" Jenny asked. "Probably anything from a lock of hair, to a heart. Gross." I said and made a face.

"Well, I would like to have someone get an advantage to those Enderman brutes for once!" Jenny admitted. When Tim asked if it would be her, Jenny's eyes widened as she shook her head. "It'd be no use, I am horrible when it comes to Endermen, I am just terrified. You guys know that." Her face blushed a little, and continued. "Well, besides that, We have almost everything, remember? The red mushroom and Netherrack from that one adventurer? Shame he had to leave for home after taking an arrow to the knee." I remembered that guy. He was strange.

The town blacksmith, whose name is ironically John Smith, knocked on our door.

"Paswoooord?"

"You kids better open that door, there is an Enderman a bit over there in daylight, it could attack sometime."

I opened the door. "The password was 'We're all gonna die!' but close enough. Where's the Mob now?"

John showed us the Enderman standing under a tree, taking an apple off the tree next to a waterfall. "You two want the honors?" Jenny asked me and Tim from behind a pumpkin on her head. We each got out an iron sword, and approached it.

I met the cat eyes of the dark figure, we stared at each other for that few dreadful moments. I slashed at it, who disappeared in a violet flurry of sparkles. Tim was tackled to the ground, and I stabbed the Enderman in the back.

It fell back in shock, and Tim killed it off by shoving the beast into the waterfall. "AAHHH-" It's scream was cut off. Tim reached down into the water, and pulled out a green orb. "Got it." He said.

"Well, thanks for everything." Smith said, as Jenny took off her pumpkin. "The Enderman could not hurt you from where it was," she replied "We just need an Ender Pearl for our next project." John Smith nodded, then left.

Tim grabbed the other ingredients from a chest, and lit the Netherrack. "Ready?" We all nodded, then started preparing.

Ender NightBlade: I actually don't know what I intended it to say, But I know I have to Deal With It. *Puts on Shades*

TheDiamondArcher: What child What! Um, What did I do to your stories? review? Remember, You reviewed me first. EVERYONE HELP ARCH OUT! GOOGLE HER OR WHaTEVER, SHE HAS WB! And I know how that sucks.

Joy! This isn't drifting away from the intended plot in two chapters, unlike a certain other story i made . . .

Herobrine- ha, n00b. Well, that one was very. . . Weird sometimes.

Bill Cipher- WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO WEIRDMAGETTON!1!

Xena- That's probably the reason for it, Mr. Illuminati Dorito.

Herobrine- I've never met you before, have I?

Xena- wrong Fandom.

Hero- Ahhh.

Cipher- And remember: The universe is a hologram, Reality is an illusion! Buy Budder, Bye! *Disappears in a swirl of Doritos into the Nightmare Realm*