To Love Ru: Love Troubles 2
Rito was in class still surprised by Lala said to him. He took a minute to think back on it. Flashback to where we left off. Yui who had just arrived and heard Lala tell Rito to marry her. This irked her in more ways than one.
"H-How shameless!" She yelled as everyone turned around and took notice of her presence. "Rito what is this? Why is this girl clinging to you and telling you to marry her!?"
"Wait hold on, I can explain this!" Rito tried to defend himself.
"It's because he confessed to me just now so it's okay." Lala hapopily told her.
"No, it's not!" Rito retorted. Before Rito could get around explaining the why not and that she misunderstood the situation Lala pulled him into a hug.
"I'm so happy right now! I'll see you later then Rito!" Lala flew off to sight see. Yui and Haruna were both completely flabbergasted that the mysterious girl just flew into the sky like it was nothing. End flashback. Rito sighed as he was now digging for his lunch.
"I gotta set the record straight before she blows this even more out of proportion. On top of that why did she suddenly say that? It's one thing to misunderstand a confession but to take it to the point where she wants to marry me is a little...out of the blue. Especially after last night's situation." Rito told himself. "Hey where is it?" Rito asked himself as he couldn't find the lunch Mikan made for him. "It's gone!? But when!?" Rito thought back then it him. "Oh no. It's must've fallen out when she jumped me. Oh man now I'm gonna have to go a day without lunch." Rito complained since he didn't bring any money to buy lunch. During this time Lala was flying around.
"Lala-sama."
"What is it Peke?" She asked.
"Are you serious about marrying the earthling called Rito? I will admit he was impressive for an earthling the fact remains he is just that. An Earthling. Are you just doing this to..."
"It's okay Peke. I got it all worked out. I'm sure he'll be okay with it." Lala told her robot as she flew into the school grounds and went inside. Apparently she followed a few students wearing the same uniform as Rito while carrying the missing lunch box or Bento if you prefer the proper japanese name. Once inside a commotion began. Rito was in class depressed he was to go a day without lunch till he heard the commotion.
"Did you hear there's a really beautiful girl with an incredible figure and pink hair!" A male studnent said.
"Pink hair? Oh no." Rito said to himself as there was only person he knew fitting that description. He took off to find out. All the boys kept oogling Lala from her pretty face to her chest to her curves to her butt to her legs. They were looking at every detail and she looked perfect.
"Lala-sama's beauty maybe too much for these Earthling boys. Well it can't be helped since Lala-sama inherited her beauty from the queen of Deviluke who is said to be the most beautiful woman in the galaxy." Peke said in his thoughts as he thought about the queen and compared how Lala has similar looks to the her mother the queen.
"Hmm, I'm sure this is where Rito should be. They're all wearing the same uniform." Lala said to Peke. Till a couple of seniors came up to Lala.
"Excuse miss. Are you perhaps looking for someone?" A male senior asked.
"Yes, I'm looking for a guy named Yuuki Rito!" She happily replied happy to finally have some assistance.
"No, problem we'll find this Rito guy for ya!" The same senior replied till.
"Lala!" They all turned down the hallway and saw Rito running to them.
"Rito!" Lala yell as she flew to him and hugged him.
"So it was you. What are you doing here?" He asked her.
"I came to give you this cause you dropped it and thought maybe we could eat together!" Lala replied excitedly.
"Hey, Rito." Rito turned to see a jealous Saruyama and an even bigger jealous crowd of highschool boys. "Who is this and what exactly is your relationship with this girl?"
"Uhh, well it's kinda complicated..."
"I'm his fiance!" Lala replied happily.
"Gah! No Lala you're not supposed to tell them that!" Rito yelled in his thoughts knowing how a lot of average hormonial teenage boys would react to an answer like that.
"Rito...I thought I was your friend but you've been holding out on me this entire time!" Saruyama yelled.
"Let's get him!" The entire male student body yelled. And Rito ran with Lala in his arms.
"Bad day! Bad day!" Rito yelled again running for his life and Lala's knowing he can't fight them all like this. One thing his sensei taught him is that don't get into fights where you're outnumbered just run and evade to wear them out. Rito was well toned and fit so it should be easy to lose half of them except for the ones in sports clubs.
"Are we playing a game?" Lala asked as she saw how they were being chased.
"No we're not! Can't you use that...warp whatever-kun!?" Rito asked her.
"Pyon Pyon Warp-kun?" She asked back.
"Yeah that!"
"Are we gonna go back to your house?" She asked him.
"Why would I take you there?"
"Because we're engaged."
"No way! Do you have any idea how much of problem that is?" Rito told her since Japanese or rather a lot of earth customs have universal rules when it comes to boys and girls living together.
"If you let me live with you I'll use it." Lala said with a happy voice.
"She's smiling but I think I can see one reason why her planet would be called Deviluke. I guess I don't have a choice in this matter." He said in his thoughts. "Okay you can live with me!"
"Yay! Here we go then!" Lala said as she prepared warp-kun.
"Oh crap a dead end!" Rito said. Before he knew it he was enveloped in a bright light with Lala and disappeared. The boys looked confused.
"They disappeared? Hey are these his clothes?" Saruyama asked as Peke took the chance to go outside and see through the window.
"Oh my" He said. In a random location Rito vision was a little dark.
"Where? Oh right Lala warped us. Wait, what is that about me?" Rito asked himself in his thoughts as his vison became clearer and recognized the pink coloring while noting the firm shape. It was Lala's womanhood abouve him. Like the first time lights came out of his eyes, ears, and mouth and screamed even louder than the first time as he screamed so loud that it went past heaven and straight to Valhalla while sounding like an overheated steam train engine as the scream said "THANK~ YOU~ GOD~!" His mind overloaded that he blacked out for a sec till he realized. "Wait. If I see this that means Lala..." He imagined Lala looking at his manhood as he pictured her saying "Oh my, so this is an earth boy's thing!" But instead Lala was sitting upright looking at her surroundings not even looking down.
"Oh there you are Rito." She said as she got up Rito was still fuming and blushing.
"I think I just took an early look at what being a man is all about." he mumbled.
"Huh?" Lala looking innocently confused.
"Why are we even naked?" He asked.
"Did you forget? Warp-kun can only transport living matter. So clothes are a no go and it's supposed to used in an emergency situation since I can't control the destination." She explained to him again.
"Oh, right. I forgot you mentioned that. I can't see how things can't any worse." Rito turned around and sees Yui and Haruna. They were both getting changed for Gym and now they were staring at Rito in his birthday suit and got a look at his glory. "uhh...Hi." Was all he said before getting pummeled and slapped. Meanwhile in the middle of the city A man in armor was standing on a roof.
"Hmm, so she's here somewhere. What a troublesome princess." Is all he said before moving out to look for Lala. Rito and Lala were now sitting a hill by the walk way in front of a river.
"Hey Rito what's wrong?" Lala asked him.
"It's just..." Rito was trying to think of the best way to tell her the misunderstanding without hurting her feelings and wanted to ask why the sudden interest in marrying him. "Why do you wanna get married all of a sudden? I thought you ran away because you didn't want to and why me?"
"Well, you did try to protect me last night, and you're really nice." Was all she said in a reply. "Don't you like me, Rito?" She asked him as she got close to his face.
"It's just...I don't really know you that well." He replied.
"Was that confession a lie then?"
"Well, It's not that I don't like you...I mean you're really pretty and everything but it's just I was showing Sairenji how I would confess to someone I love...I didn't even know you were standing in front of me." Rito said to her honestly and was expecting her to be angry.
"That's okay."
"What?" He asked.
"We can still get married as long as you don't hate me!" She told him.
"She's obviously not getting it." Rito thought. "Lala..."
"There you are!" They turned up to see the man in armor. "I finally found you princess Lala." The man said.
"Zastin!" She yelled.
"Whose Zastin?" Rito asked her.
"He's knight of Deviluke and one the best swordsman." Lala told him.
"It's time to take you home Princess Lala. Your father is expecting you." He said as he walked to her.
"That's right. She ran away from home because she didn't want go through with meeting more suitors." Rito recalled in his thoughts.
"You can tell daddy this person here is my fiance and I'll be living my own life here on earth!" Lala proclaimed leaving the Zastin frozen in his tracks and Rito looking dumbfounded as he now put together what she was up to.
"Now I get it. The only way to get them off her back is to use me as a scapegoat." Rito said in his thoughts with tears falling like a river.
"This earthling is your fiance you say?" Zastin asked.
"That's right. Now go back to Deviluke and tell daddy I've already decided." She ordered.
"There's no way he'll believe that. He can't be that stupid." Rito thought.
"I see. Hard to believe you would choose earthling of all things." Zastin said as if comtemplating.
"He's actually buying it!?" Rito yelled in his thoughts.
"But I'm afraid I cannot do that." He replied surprising her. "I am under orders from the King himself to bring you back. However if this earthling proves his worth I may just reconsider." Zastin said as he drew his green laser blade and he took a swing. Rito dodged it but he still a shocked reaction.
"HOLY CRAP, THAT THING IS SHARP! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?" He complained.
"Stop complaining and prove your worth. If you don't you can die right here!" Zastin said as he charged at Rito. Rito was dodging. If it weren't for his training in martial arts he woulda been sliced to pieces already. "Quit dodging and fight already."
"Are you kidding!? You call this a fair fight!? I'm completely unarmed here!" Rito replied as he then found a stick to swing at him but it got cut in half. "Of course that would happen. He's using a laser sword after all." Rito complained in his thoughts feeling rather stupid for trying to use a stick in the first place but Rito was starting to get Zastin's rhythm of attack and found a small opening by ducking below the blade, then do a sweep kick to make him lose his balance then throw him into the river while his center of gravity was off it's balance. Zastin was surprised by this. An earth human saw through his attack patterns so quickly even Lala was impressed. No one has ever caught zastin off guard like that before. Rito was about to make the throw but Zastin used all his Devilukian strength to jump away and was now standing on a bridge that had train tracks.
"Not bad Earth boy but you need more skill than that to defeat me." Zastin proclaimed as he had the high ground.
"Uhhh, I wouldn't stand there if I were you." Rito told him.
"Hah! You're pettiful earth trickery will not fool me! I have been through countless battles in many wars so I know you have no..." Then Wham! Zastin got knocked off by a coming train.
"He actually got hit by a train!" Rito yelled as Zastin hit the floor and was bleeding pretty badly.
"Not bad Earthling. You knew that train was coming and that I would assume you would try to trick me. Well played." He said dramatically as if he was impressed by his tactics.
"That whole thing was accident!" Rito yelled angrily not understanding how the hell he came up with that idea and hated the idea that this fight was only won by an accident and dumb luck that Zastin was dumber than he looked when it came to these things. "I suppose we don't have a choice but to help him now." Rito said as he got Lala to help carry him back to his house. They tended to Zastins wounds when they arrived while explaining everything to Mikan. She was shocked a beautiful girl was even interested in Rito and an alien princess at that. At least it explains his odd behavior last night is what she thought. Zastin awoke in the Yuuki house.
"Where..am I?" He asked as he saw the three of them sitting at the table watching the TV. Lala took a big interest in the show called Magical Kyoko and Rito had to explain it was just a work of fiction for entertainment and most meant for kids and young teens but Lala loved it all the same since they didn't have shows or movies like this on Deviluke.
"Rito. He's awake." Mikan said as she tugged Rito's shirt. They turned around.
"You alright now?" Rito asked.
"Did you treat my wounds?" He asked.
"Well Mikan did a lot of the bandages with Lala. They were a lot better at this than I am." Rito replied with a smile.
"Why would you help me?" He asked.
"That's kinda how I am. When the fighting is over and done with we can move on to other things. Besides it's not like you're a bad person or anything." Rito said with a smile. Zastin was a little surprised. He has known anyone to be like this before. All the other suitors seem to care about is the chance to be the next king of the universe. Maybe this boy is the best canidate after all. But he still had to ask.
"Then tell me. Are you really intending to marry Princess Lala?" He asked. Rito looked at Lala looking worried. Rito couldn't lie it just wasn't in him so he gave an honest answer with his honest feelings.
"I don't know if I can marry Lala. If I married her like this then it would no different from before she ran away from home. I don't hate Lala or anything I actually think she's really interesting to have around. I wouldn't mind her living here with us. If I was given time to decide then I would have my answer for you then." Rito told Zastin.
"I see. If I were to grant you that time would you accept it?" He asked.
"I would. After all I'm still in high school. I think being able to enjoy your school days before they end is an important step before deciding on marriage." Rito said. "If I can I would like to at least protect Lala while she's here on earth and let her decide for herself who she wants to have as her husband." Rito added and Lala blushed. She did like Rito but then she felt her heart beat a little faster when he said all that.
"That's quite a bold statement. I can only make this offer to meet those conditions of yours Yuuki Rito." Zastin said. "If at least for only appearances, I must tell the king that Princess Lala has found a fiance so that all the suitors can leave Deviluke although I fear they may be prone to attack you in order to call it off but I think you can handle that." Zastin saying that made Rtio and Mikan have the sweat drop effect. "The longest you can put off the wedding is two years. You and Princess Lala must have an agreed decision on this matter before then. Till that time comes she is under your protection Yuuki Rito but fear not for I shall also remain on earth with my men to help protect the princess." Zastin said. "Do you agree with my terms?" Rito thought long and hard about it. Even though this whole thing started as a misunderstanding for him and it will mean trouble along the way and it does give him time to at least know Lala before making a big decision like that. He looked to Mikan if she was alright with it. She gave a smile knowing her brother would probably end up worrying if he says no so she nodded yes to him.
"Zastin I accept." Rito replied as he extended his hand Zastin looked confused. "It's a handshake just meaning I will accept this promise and won't break it no matter what." He told him. Zastin extended his and shook it.
"Very well then. I shall go make my report to the king then." He said as he went out the living room window.
"He could've just used the door." Mikan said. Then Zastin poked his head back in as they were all about to relax.
"Oh by the way I almost forgot. If anything bad happens to the princess or if you should do something to break her heart the king will obliterate the Earth and enslave the entire earth population." He happily told them as he said his farewells again leaving a scared Rito and Mikan who had their jaws dropped while Lala laughed since it was pretty typical of her father to over react like that. The day ended and everyone was sleeping. It was now morning and Rito felt some extra weight on his arm and something soft and squishy on his body and smelled a really lovely fragrance. He threw the blanket off and saw it was Lala sleeping in the nude with her tail curled up and kept mumbling Rito's name.
"GAH!" Was all he said obviously confused as to why she was here. Lala then woke up scratching her eyes out.
"Good morning, Rito." She said happily as she stretched and Rito had nose bleed from the sight of her naked body and he fell off the bed. "Oh, my."
"Why are you here!? And Naked on top of that!? Oh god, don't tell me I lost my V card without thinking or even remembering the most important night of my life!" Rito complained only imaging what happened last night. With some sexy music playing in the background he imagined a very nervous Lala awaiting Rito to take her.
"Please, Rito...be gentle..ahhh" Her moans echoed as he blushed with that imagination.
"Oh I just came up here after feeling a little lonely down stairs and I usually end up waking up naked for some reason. Peke says I just have a bad habit of taking my clothes off while I sleep." She said happily.
"Why did you come here?"
"Like I said I felt kinda lonely downstairs. Mostly cause..." She blushed. "I've really fallen in love with you Rito!"
"Say what!?"
"I know you already the promise with Zastin but I promise that before the two years are over I will have you in love with me too so we can get married!" Lala proclaimed.
"She's about the same age as me and yet she acts so childish about this. How can she be so carefree about this?" Rito said in his thoughts as Lala kept going on and on about how they'll live on earth, have ten kids, then becoming grandparents till the door opened and it was Mikan coming in to wake her brother up. She look at the whole situation and had the wrong idea.
"Sorry for interrupting." She said as she quickly closed the door.
"No, wait Mikan it's not what you think!" Rito yelled as chased his little sister who kept yelling back.
"I don't wanna hear it!"
"This is gonna be a lot of fun. Don't you think Peke?" Lala asked.
"Yes, Lala-sama. These humans are more interesting than I originally thought." Peke replied as we now leaving the Yuuki house hold getting used to their new Housemate Princess Lala Satanlin Deviluke.
To be continued...(Says Peke as he winks at us.)
