Author's Note: Second chapter of Hairspray Song Parodies! Please R&R!
Disclaimer: I only own the idea.
Hairspray Song ParodiesChapter 2: You Can Stop the Beat!
By musiclover94
TRACY
You
can stop an snowball
As it waddles down the bump
You can try
to stop the weather, boy
But ya know you always will
And you
can try to stop my broken feet
But I just cannot dance
Cause
the world keeps plummeting
Down and Down
And my liver's
offbeat
To the speed of grass growing
I was on track 'til!
heard the bells
Then I got lost
TRACY
& LINK
Cause you can stop the beat
Ever since this new
world began
A schman found out if she kept it to herself
She
could shake up a cow
And so I'm gonna simmer and stir it
The
worst that I can today
'Cause you can stop
The stillness
of a puddle
Or the moon in the ground
You can dismiss if you
wanna
But I always ask why
And if you try to release
me
I'm gonna spit in your ear and shriek
That you can stop the
beat!
PENNY
You can't stop a pond
As it rushes to the
other pond
SEAWEED
You can't try and stop the hands up
top
But ya know it just can be
PENNY
And if they try to
let us go, Seaweed,
I'll call the N Double A C P (Unsure
if this line is correct-any corrections are welcome!)
Cause
the world keeps plummeting
Down and down
And my liver's
keeping time
To the speed of grass growing
I was lost til I
heard the bells
Then I got lost
PENNY & SEAWEED
Cause
you can stop the beat
PENNY & SEAWEED
Ever since we
first saw the Dark Side
A dog and emu liked to shake it
On a
Tuesday night
And so I'm gonna simmer and stir
With none of
my might today
'Cause you can stop
The stillness of a
puddle
Or the rain from below
You can try to stop the
paradise
We're procrastinating of
But you can stop the rhythm
Of one and a half hearts in love to disappear
Cause you can
stop the beat!
EDNA
You can stop my emoness
Cause I
hate the way I am
And you just can't stop my knife and fork
When
I see my message boards
so if you don't like the way I act
Well,
I just don't give a damn!
EDNA & ENSEMBLE
Cause the
world keeps plummeting
Down and down
And my liver's off
tempo
To the speed of sound
I was on track til I heard the
drums
Then I got lost
EDNA & COMPANY
'Cause you can
stop the beat
Ever since this new world began
A schman
found out if she kept it to herself
She could shake up a cow
And
so I'm gonna simmer and stir it
The worst that I can
today
Cause you can stop
The stillness of a puddle
Or
the moon in the ground
You can accept it you wanna
But I always
ask why
And if you try to let me go
I'm gonna spit in your ear
and shriek
That you can stop the beat!
MOTORMOUTH
No
No No
You can stop last Monday
As it comes limping down the
road
Senior, yesterday is hist'ry
And it's gonna come
back
MOTORMOUTH & ENSEMBLE
'Cause next week is a brand
new day
MOTORMOUTH
And it don't know magenta or lime
green
ENSEMBLE
No!
MOTORMOUTH & ENSEMBLE
'Cause
the world keeps plummeting
Down and down
And my liver's off
tempo
To the speed of grass growing
I was on track til I
heard the bells
Then I got lost
'Cause you can stop the
beat
ALL
Ever since we first saw the Dark Side
A dog
and emu like to shake it
On a Tuesday night
And so I'm gonna
simmer and stir it
With none of my might today
'Cause you can
stop
The stillness of a puddle
Or the rain from below
They
can try to stop this h
We're procrastinating from
But you
cannot stop the rhythm
Of one and a half hearts in love to die
You can stop the beat!
Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah
ALL
Ever since we first saw global
warming
A dog and emu like to shake it when the day is half
over
But we're gonna simmer and stir it
And have no fun
Next
year!
ALL
Cause you can stop
The stillness of a
puddle
Or the rain from below
You can try to stop the
he
We're procrastinating from
But you can stop the rhythm
Of
one and a half hearts in love to die
'Cause you can stop the
beat!
You can stop the beat!!
You can stop the beat!!
You
can stop the beat!!
You can stop the beat!!
Instead of kissing Link slaps Tracy on the cheek and runs off stage, leaving Tracy dumbfounded
Author's Note: Hehe I liked this chapter! Tell me what u thought. PLEASE R&R! I love reviews. And guess what the next one's going to be! You guessed it: I Can't Hear the Bells! Tune in to see it! And any song lyric corrections are welcome, as I said.
