Author's Note: Second chapter of Hairspray Song Parodies! Please R&R!

Disclaimer: I only own the idea.

Hairspray Song Parodies

Chapter 2: You Can Stop the Beat!

By musiclover94

TRACY
You can stop an snowball
As it waddles down the bump
You can try to stop the weather, boy
But ya know you always will
And you can try to stop my broken feet

But I just cannot dance
Cause the world keeps plummeting
Down and Down
And my liver's offbeat
To the speed of grass growing
I was on track 'til! heard the bells
Then I got lost

TRACY & LINK
Cause you can stop the beat

Ever since this new world began
A schman found out if she kept it to herself
She could shake up a cow
And so I'm gonna simmer and stir it
The worst that I can today

'Cause you can stop
The stillness of a puddle
Or the moon in the ground
You can dismiss if you wanna
But I always ask why

And if you try to release me
I'm gonna spit in your ear and shriek
That you can stop the beat!

PENNY
You can't stop a pond
As it rushes to the other pond

SEAWEED
You can't try and stop the hands up top
But ya know it just can be

PENNY
And if they try to let us go, Seaweed,
I'll call the N Double A C P (Unsure if this line is correct-any corrections are welcome!)
Cause the world keeps plummeting
Down and down
And my liver's keeping time
To the speed of grass growing
I was lost til I heard the bells
Then I got lost

PENNY & SEAWEED
Cause you can stop the beat

PENNY & SEAWEED
Ever since we first saw the Dark Side
A dog and emu liked to shake it
On a Tuesday night
And so I'm gonna simmer and stir
With none of my might today

'Cause you can stop
The stillness of a puddle
Or the rain from below
You can try to stop the paradise
We're procrastinating of
But you can stop the rhythm
Of one and a half hearts in love to disappear
Cause you can stop the beat!

EDNA
You can stop my emoness
Cause I hate the way I am
And you just can't stop my knife and fork
When I see my message boards
so if you don't like the way I act
Well, I just don't give a damn!

EDNA & ENSEMBLE
Cause the world keeps plummeting
Down and down
And my liver's off tempo
To the speed of sound
I was on track til I heard the drums
Then I got lost

EDNA & COMPANY
'Cause you can stop the beat

Ever since this new world began
A schman found out if she kept it to herself
She could shake up a cow
And so I'm gonna simmer and stir it
The worst that I can today

Cause you can stop
The stillness of a puddle
Or the moon in the ground
You can accept it you wanna
But I always ask why
And if you try to let me go
I'm gonna spit in your ear and shriek
That you can stop the beat!

MOTORMOUTH
No No No
You can stop last Monday
As it comes limping down the road
Senior, yesterday is hist'ry
And it's gonna come back

MOTORMOUTH & ENSEMBLE
'Cause next week is a brand new day

MOTORMOUTH
And it don't know magenta or lime green

ENSEMBLE
No!

MOTORMOUTH & ENSEMBLE
'Cause the world keeps plummeting
Down and down
And my liver's off tempo
To the speed of grass growing
I was on track til I heard the bells
Then I got lost
'Cause you can stop the beat

ALL
Ever since we first saw the Dark Side
A dog and emu like to shake it
On a Tuesday night
And so I'm gonna simmer and stir it
With none of my might today
'Cause you can stop
The stillness of a puddle
Or the rain from below
They can try to stop this h
We're procrastinating from
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of one and a half hearts in love to die
You can stop the beat!

Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah

ALL
Ever since we first saw global warming
A dog and emu like to shake it when the day is half over
But we're gonna simmer and stir it
And have no fun
Next year!

ALL
Cause you can stop
The stillness of a puddle
Or the rain from below
You can try to stop the he
We're procrastinating from
But you can stop the rhythm
Of one and a half hearts in love to die
'Cause you can stop the beat!
You can stop the beat!!
You can stop the beat!!
You can stop the beat!!
You can stop the beat!!

Instead of kissing Link slaps Tracy on the cheek and runs off stage, leaving Tracy dumbfounded

Author's Note: Hehe I liked this chapter! Tell me what u thought. PLEASE R&R! I love reviews. And guess what the next one's going to be! You guessed it: I Can't Hear the Bells! Tune in to see it! And any song lyric corrections are welcome, as I said.