AN/: No reviews?...Okay. Not gonna complain. You guys must a serious case of laziness.

Anyways, this is another short but sweet update. Not much has been changed from before but some few mistakes from when I last put it up. Also, I think Index would make a perfect fit but Misaka would as well so maybe a three-lady harem for Touma? Who knows! I'll give it some thought.

If you aren't too lazy and you care, please leave a review, and please enjoy this chapter.

'I am evil' - Bijuu telepathically speaking

'I am alone' - Normal Thoughts.

"Don't mess with me!" - Demonic Voice speaking

"Don't mess with me" - normal and demonic voice together speaking

"Hello there, Naruko" - the other voice on phone call

Opening Theme Song: Travis Scott – STOP TRYING TO BE GOD


Dream

In a playground, here find two children playing by the swings all by themselves as it is 7:00pm in the night time in Academy city with no one around and it is just them alone together with no other child or parent around...

"Hey...Touma-kun".

"Yeah, what is it, Naruko-chan?".

"...What do you think about God?".

The small boy sitting on the right swing stopped swinging as he looked up to the sky in thought of the question he was asked...then turned back to the girl besides him and answered her "I'm really not sure. I've never met him in person so I don't know what to think of him".

With a cute giggle and smile, the girl replied to the boy besides him...

"Silly Touma! You'll only meet God when you die! How can you meet him in person now while your alive?".

"That's a dark thing to say...mood-ruiner" answered the boy with a deadpan. The girl giggled again, but quickly turned serious as she spoke up again...

"I'm being serious here, Touma-kun. I think God exists, and if does his probably watching us right now as we speak...at least not like my creepy dad does all the time".

"Yeah but what's your point?".

With a low sigh, the little girl stopped swinging as well, than got off the swing and kicked a stone looking down as she responded to her friend with her back facing him...

"You know who I really am, Touma-kun...I've showed you my memories so you can see what I have done with my life. So what I'm trying to say is...".

The girl paused before she turned around to look at the boy before her with a saddened expression causing him to get worried about her and the finishing statement to come from her...

"If God really is the person I think of him to be...then why do I exist, and why am I still alive?"


"...Naruko-chan...Naruko-chan~...NARUKO, WAKE THE HELL UP!".

With a gasp and being hit with a frying pan feeling a pang of pain on the forehead, here find one Naruko Uzumaki waking up to find one Index Librorum Prohibitorum sitting on her lap dressed in some pink dog pyjamas with a shining frying pan in hand looking as mad as a maths teacher not given her homework by the entire class all week.

Naruko rubbed her forward soothingly and pouted as she said "Ittai! You know, when a person wakes another person for something, the one thing they shouldn't do is hit the sleeping person with a frying pan on the head, silly billy! What if I got a concussion, or worse, brain damage! What would you do then...my cute little sister who I like to call Puppy-corn?".

"I would wait until your regeneration kicks in, then hit you again harder this time!...my big older sister who I call Unikitty" answered Index with a huff while muttering the last sentence, and Naruko sighed before she shook her head negatively and responded "Of course you would. Now if you don't mind, I need to get out of bed so I can take a shower, brush my teeth than make food which is probably the reason why you woke me up so damn early in the morning-

"It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon, you late sleeper! Why did you sleep so late anyway?!".

"Bed bugs. Goddamn things are like flees to a dog on me. And you snore with your mouth open. You're lucky we don't have peppers" said Naruko as she got out the bed showing she has on one of Touma's school shirts and some yellow panties only.

Index gave a deadpan to the response she was given, but obliged Naruko and got off the bed to leave the bedroom so she could start her day.

The two ladies...well one lady and one girl, are currently in Touma Kamijou's apartment which looks as messy as ever as if he still lived alone.

Because of the apartment only having one bedroom, Touma Kamijou has decided to sleep on the couch with both of the girls taking the bed in the bedroom together(even with Naruko trying to join him on the couch during the night-time but failing to do so thanks to a certain somebody who eats like she has 17 mouths to feed growling like a dog every time she tried to sneak out the room).

It's been a whole week since Touma was released from the hospital, and during that time Naruko has introduced herself to Index and has gotten well acquainted with her to the point where the two now see each other as sisters, even though their first impression of each other was anything but friendly to begin with.

While Naruko didn't mind Index at all and welcomed her company as any other friend of Touma's, the young nun of the Necessarius church knew FUUULL~ well just who Naruko really is because of one of the grimoires in her head having some history of the Naruko going from her vast amount of recorded abilities, her only father and former team mates, her good and bad deeds and so forth.

So it's not hard to understand why Index panicked, screamed in fear & terror for her life and that of Touma's, bit down on Touma hard afterward when he said Naruko is his childhood friend and shouldn't treat her this way, than grabbed anything being a frying pan nearby to defend herself and fight(or beat down) a harmless and defenseless Naruko when she tried to shake her hand.

Naruko of course forgave her later on that day after waking up with a swollen face, but she did tell index in secret to not mention her real identity to any living soul...or else she will be starved into cannibalism, which of course Index took the threat very seriously even though Naruko told her she was just messing with her afterward.

Back to reality, Naruko has just finished taking a shower, brushing her teeth, getting dressed & making breakfast for 5- I mean two, and now we find the two girls of the Kamijou residence sitting in the living room and eating in peace while ignoring all the clothes and garbage scattered everywhere on the floor with the TV looking worse for wear as the channel signal kept bumping every 5 seconds.

'Idiot Touma and his rotten luck for buying a cheap Tv from one of his long gone neighbors' was what Naruko thought with an eye-roll...

"You know, Naruko-chan...I've been meaning to ask you this all week but I never got the change...When did you and Touma meet each other?" asked a curious Index. Naruko was a little thrown off by the question, but humbly answered Index back...

"About 9 years ago. Touma was 7 years old and it was about 10 years after the end of world war 2, I think. Some guys formed a little mob and tried to rob me and maybe rape me because I still looked like was 9 years old, but Touma, being the Idiot hero he is, jumped in and saved me from them even though I didn't need the saving...sort of".

Index nodded to the answer she was given and laughed a little envisioning the events in her head realizing why Naruko ended with a 'Sort of' considering Touma's spoiled & rotten luck because of his right hand...

"I see. Does he know about...you being who you really are?".

"Yep! I eventually came clean after 2 years into the friendship and he didn't talk to me for a whole 3 months after that. Back then I took it well for a week but in a month's time it felt like hell to me, ya know...Touma was like the first and only friend I had after those two...so when he turned his back on me...it really did hurt me. Not to say I wasn't already hurting before and after I met him but yeah...it was a pain".

Naruko sighed sadly and looked outside the window of the apartment before she continued...

"Believe what you want about me, Index. But a part of me was and still is human. I didn't feel much regret for the things I have done in the second world war up until I saw for myself what I had really done to those who were related to the people I slaughtered, and the other things they lost at my hands during that time.

I did my job for my dad as any loyal soldier and warrior would do, by my father he-...he tried to shield me from the truth about all the missions I carried out for him not being what they seemed to be at the time. For years I was raised and trained into believing all the people I killed were...you know, bad evil people and nothing else. Even the dragons I killed too".

"You mean the lives you took and the places you destroyed when you fought armies in your multiple tailed-beast forms?" asked Index looking directly at Naruko. And Naruko paused abruptly at what Index said to her before she nodded slowly and replied to Index "Yeah".

Naruko paused for a moment before she stood up and went to the kitchen sink with her plate than washed it slowly with the rest of the dishes there as she continued speaking...

"When the war ended, I didn't really feel anything at all. I felt dead after learning the truth about everything...it was like I just didn't want to live anymore, ya know? I was disconnected with myself...and at that time, my dad wasn't around to help me get up and keep living like he did before after-...sigh...

...Somehow I think I got a second chance to start over and turn a new leave, and I got that chance through being with Touma-kun" said Naruko with a smile on her face as she washed the dishes, but stopped to turned and look at Index as she spoke to her...

"That grimoire you have of me isn't lying to you at all, Index. I am a monster, a freak, a heartless murderer and a demon in every sense of the word. I am regretting the stuff I did but it won't help the people who are resting in peace because of me. Hell, some of the people in your church, if not of all them, have lost their moms, dads, sisters and brothers by my hands even though I met them all on the battlefield".

Index was silent as she looked down to the ground with her hair shadowing her face, but stood up afterward and walked to the kitchen sink and handed Naruko her plate of food as well...

"...Are you sorry for the things you have done, and do admit to all of it?".

"Every single day, Imouto...and not a day goes by I feel like cutting my own head off or ripping out my own heart".

"Do you believe what you did was wrong? And have you asked for forgiveness?" asked Index.

Naruko paused at this...but nodded her head at Index's question slowly not saying anything to her.

Index continued "Then the first step to getting through all of this is forgiving yourself first. Only then will you be free of the blood on your hands...Onee-chan".

Naruko stood still in surprise from the statement Index made...but immediately snickered to herself and muttered "...That's what he said to me back then".

Silence rained down on the room for a minute before Naruko finished up her first chore for the day, and Index left to go take a quick shower and freshen up leaving Naruko alone in the living room to clean up the place than watch some TV...of course she had to try and set the hand-made Antenna right being a piece of steel coming out from the back of the TV- but that's besides the point.

After some time, Index came back now dressed in her 'walking church' robes then sat down next to Naruko cross-legged watching some Cartoon Network which is Japanese...

"Ano...Puppy-corn...I have an idea to keep us busy for a while. A veeeery~ good idea" said Naruko.

Index turned to Naruko with a look of curiosity and replied to her sister in all but blood...

"I hope it has nothing to do with pranking people again, Unikitty. You almost got Touma locked up for taking the heat yesterday on that idea to paint all the police cars pink and making lewd graffiti on the sports field of his school! And you haven't told me how you did that? It was during recess and everyone was there!".

Naruko laughed in response of Index's statement remembering that day very well and said "Good times! But no it's not that. What I meant iiiiisss~ how about I train you to use the natural energy of the Earth...like a sage?".

"A sage? Isn't that something only you can do according to your special energy called chakra? You first have to be able to connect yourself with the planet inorder to use it's energy. And even than, you have to really be able to in tune or else the energy becomes venomous instead of being soothing and enlightening" asked Index.

Naruko shook her negatively before she responded "Not really. The first step to being getting the energy is being one with the Earth through constant meditation and balancing your spirit right.

Once you do that, you will be able to tap into the energy it has but you have to be perfectly in-tune with the area you are in to do so. With me it's a little more advanced since I first have to send my chakra into the Earth then so on and so on, but with you, it will be much more easier with me helping you along the way!

Think of it like hugging someone the right way and they will hug you back then you get this warm cozy feeling in your body. Trust me, Index.

Even a techno environment like Academy City has tons of Nature energy you can use for yourself. Once you are able to use this energy, you can use it to do a bunch of spells you can learn from those one hundred and something thousand Grimoires in your head, which I should remind you, not all of them need sorcery to conjure up or use. I honestly find it weird and dumb how science and magic don't know about this, and why we don't have sages as much as we have Espers and Magicians today.

Sages could pretty much conquire the world since the Earth's energy is nearly infinite and super potent. One time, I tried getting some nature energy when all the planets where in-lined and-BOOM!...my mind was blown by the power I got to tap in too that night".

Index nodded to Naruko, but she was still unsure of why Naruko wanted to train her to do this when she can actually take care of herself and she isn't as harmless as she looks...

"I get what you're telling me, but why would you want to train me specifically, Unikitty?...Do you think I'm weak?".

"Don't be silly, Puppy-corn! I know you can take of yourself easy with that creepy second personality inside you acting as protection protocol in the cases you might be endanger.

But Touma has a lot to deal with everyday and he won't always be here to shield you from possible danger.

You saw first hand how Touma-kun is always willing to put his own life in harm's way just to save the life of someone else. And knowing him, trouble is always close by no matter where he goes.

Who knows! He could be out their right now helping some poor girl trapped in the clutches of some bastard trying to use her for something evil or dumb then maybe discard her like the wrapping paper of chewing gum. Let's say those sorcerers would burst through those doors right now and Touma-kun wouldn't be here to save you from them. What then?" asked Naruko looking down to her young female room-mate.

Index looked up to Naruko and responded "You would protect me".

With lines of depression running down her forehead, Naruko slapped her forehead before she spoke up...

"Yes, Puppy-corn, I would be there to protect you. But let's say I wasn't here and I was halfway across Japan fighting some Russian Orthodox Church assassins, or worse...waiting in line for the latest season of all our favorite anime shows, cartoon shows and TV shows since we Don't have Netflix or all those other online apps or whatever they're called! Remember how long it took us to get ONE season of Supernatural on Tuesday this week?".

Index gave a loud comical gasp with her eyes turning into white dinner plates a she exclaimed "YOU WOULD BE GONE FOR MONTHS!".

"EXACTLY!" said Naruko, and Index sighed in defeat while responding "Okay, your right, Unikitty. When do we start my training?".

Naruko held up her right hand to her face to check her black small wrist watch, then turned to Index and replied back to her "Right after we go to the Mall and by some more food with Touma-kun's money then go watch a movie. The fridge is empty again. Now come on, Puppy-corn! The day isn't getting any younger like me!".

"Lead the way, Unikitty!" was what Index exclaimed as both she and Naruko left the apartment building in a rush to Naruko's car forgetting to lock the door behind her. And one little squirt walked smelling food from the cupboards and quickly did a whistle calling the rest of it's friends and family to come help hoard the new load of food it just discovered in this human-free zone.

Poor Touma...


China

In the business section of Hong Kong, here find a very tall skyscraper building occupying the busy capital city of China, but strangely enough no one seems to be paying any attention to it as if it doesn't exist at all.

In of the offices of this building, a bold old man with a long white beard dressed in the traditional garments of a Chinese feudal lord is sitting at the desk of this office reading a book and drinking black tea from a white saucer.

A tall man dressed in an all black kimono with a red dragon mask on his face and a very large broad sword on his back walked and bowed to the old man sitting by the desk then stood up straight before he spoke up...

"You called me, Master?".

"Yes...It has been over 10 years since the last sighting of my family's greatest enemy, The Dragon Eraser Naruko Crowley...Some sources say she has been spotted in Japan recently in that newly developing City known as Academy City.

Although my allies tell me the four Demonic sons of Aleister Crowley are truly dead, I still believe what the previous Bishop of Necessarius told us all before he was taken out in the last moments of the war by them...The world is a better place without a Crowley, and a single Crowley must never be left alone!".

"Pardon me for interrupting, Master...but isn't that city the territory of science? Also, I have heard rumors of Necessarius having their Grimoire Library live there with an Imagine breaker".

"I know about all of that...However, I cannot afford not to take my revenge against that devil who robbed my family...and my country of it's one and only Loyal Weapon! I have searched for years and years for the human child she has sealed it into, but sadly I will never find that child because no one knows the identity or name of that child!

Listen and listen well...Zabuza of the Seven Great Swordsman of China...as a loyal warrior to my family and China, I am giving you the mission of eliminating the threat known as The Dragon Eraser Naruko Crowley once and for all! But to do this you will need to travel to an ally of mine who has been collecting the DNA of Naruko and using it create serums that can replicate the energy of her 9 monstrous demon forms thanks to the blood she left behind from the battle that took place during those times.

Those serums will give you the power of a mighty demon, but the cost of drinking that serum will be yourself...and possibly your life...Do you accept this mission...Zabuza of the Seven Great Swordsman of China?".

"...Yes, yes I accept it. Putting aside my devotion and loyalty to China and your family, Master...I have had a personal score to settle with that bitch for a long time...a score I am willing to settle even if it means I have to kill myself in the process of ending her...She took my son from me, the only thing I had left to live for in this world and I won't stop until she pays for what she has done. All I ask is you give some time to prepare, and I will get to completing this mission as soon as possible".

"Very well...you may take some time to prepare, Zabuza, but failure is not an option for this mission!".

The man in the red dragon mask took it off showing the bottom half of his face covered in bandages with his eyes being black and his hair being spiky black. The man bowed to the old man he called master and walked away to leave the office, but not before stopping to speak one last time before he left...

"You have my word, Master...In a couple of days, the head of that monster Naruko Crowley will be sent to you in cooler box with ice cubes in it".

When the man known as Zabuza left the office and closed the door behind him, the old and long grey-bearded man smirked to himself as he muttered...

"I trust you will, Zabuza...I trust you will".

...To Be Continued...

Closing Theme Song: Mac Miller – Colours and Shapes


AN/: To everyone who is confused about why Naruko and Index are calling each other Puppy-corn and Unikitty, this is why:

Naruko calls Index Puppy-corn because...(smiles nervously) you guys have probably guessed why and yes, I am sort of copying the thing Engineer4Ever did with Index in his fic 'A Certain Unique Blonde'- But I am trying to be a little more unique about it like Naruko isn't going to make fun of Index about her dog-like tenancies at all!

Index calls Naruko Unikitty because Naruko has cat-like tendencies. What kind of tendencies you may ask? Read to find out!

Also, I know how Senjutsu works so please don't try to correcting me in your reviews about it. The Senjutsu Naruko is going to teach Index is a veeeeeeery~ watered-down version of the Senjutsu in the Narutoverse and it doesn't need chakra to work! That, and it's nothing like the real Senjutsu Naruko can do. I wish I could say more- but you're just gonna have to read to find out more on what I mean by that.

Zabuza is the first villain Naruko is going up against and you guys can call this 'The Bloody Mist Arc'!

I honestly didn't know if this could work first, but I can now see how it will helping me build up the story greatly in favor of Naruko!

However though, Naruko's story and Touma's story won't interlink for a while- but they will soon enough! That I guaranty you! Still though, I don't plan to show the stuff that happened in the anime since it's the same old canon with nothing really changing...or so you know- READ TO FIND OUT!

One more thing! The harem...it's a two lady harem and it's Touma's. Who is it in? I will say Naruko is but the other lady? I don't know! MAKE AS MANY REQUESTS AS YOU CAN!

Nothing else to say so remember to stay cool, be cool, look cool and-

Styl: Buy me a box of cigarettes you lazy readers!