Hey guys back with another chapter of Vampire Kitties! I updated 2 stories in 2 weeks. That's a new personal record. I MADE A RECORD! This chapter will be broken down to about 2 or 3 parts. Don't you think the Vampire Knight characters would be cute as kittens. I know Takuma would be. I would hold up and dress him up in cute clothes...I'm not crazy...no matter how crazy I sound...got it? Good. Read on peeps!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE KNIGHT!
Chapter 2: The Sleepover Part 1
"Hi, Miguel!" Nikki smiled as she stretched her arms out expecting a hug. "We just saw each other 2 hours ago. I don't need to hug you" Miguel said. "Hug whore" he thought. "Awww, Meanie" Nikki said. "I know" Miguel smiled. "I should leave you outside but I won't because I'm nice" Nikki said. "Yeah, you're so nice" Miguel said sarcastically as he walked inside. Nikki closed the door and began walking to the living room. "Hey, I'm taking off my shoes! Hey, wait for me!" Miguel called out. Nikki heard thumping and was then knocked to the ground. She heard a soft little "Fu" "Fu, sorry Nikki. I tripped" Miguel said. "Of course you did" Nikki said with a sigh and got up. "It hurts" "I said I'm sorry….are you crying?" Miguel asked. "No…." Nikki said. "Okay, let's go! I'm hungry!" Miguel said as he placed a hand on his stomach. "You're always hungry" Nikki sighed as she started walking. "Did you order the pizza?" Miguel asked. "No…." Nikki said sheepishly. "What?! Why didn't you?!" Miguel asked angrily. "Because if I order the pizza by myself, I'll put pineapple on it, and I know you don't like pineapple" Nikki said as she played with her thumbs. Miguel's glare stopped. "That is true but I could've just given you the pineapple" he said. "I know, I just want to get a pizza we both like" Nikki said. "Or 3…." Miguel mumbled. Nikki just sighed. "We'll see how much we can get" she said.
"Yay, my tummy will be so happy!"
"What?!"
"W-What…"
"What did you just say?"
"Um, my mom made some meatballs to bring over here"
"Really?!" Nikki said surprised. "Yup" Miguel smiled. "Yay, the meatballs your mom makes taste so good!" Nikki said happily. "I know you do. You keep asking for more whenever you come to my house and my mom's making them. That was one of the rare times I've seen you eat a lot" Miguel said. "Shut up" Nikki said with a laugh.
"I bet the new human is a girl"
"I bet the new human is a boy"
"Want to bet?"
"What is with you and gambling?! Like sheesh!"
"Well Ruka, I'm doing this to blow off some steam" Hanabusa said. "It's a stupid way to blow off steam" Ruka said.
"Call me Miguel-hyun!"
"No"
"Then call me Miguel-ah!"
"No"
"Why?"
"I'm not Korean and I don't know what those words mean"
"Anybody can say it and I'll tell you what they mean and don't walk away from me!"
"They're coming" Kaname said. "I'm going to win" Hanabusa thought. The vampire kittens sat in anticipation. They could sense the two humans getting closer. "Remember, we have to keep the fact that we're vampires a secret" Kaname said. They all nodded at the same time. The voices got louder. "They're coming" Yuki said. "Yeah, we know that" Zero said. The kittens turned to see the girl from before talking with another human, who they assumed was a girl. "Ha-ha! I was right, she is a girl!" Hanabusa said happily. "You owe me!" he pointed at Akatsuki. "I don't get it. The human's name is Miguel. That's a boy's name" Akatsuki said. "Some girls have boy names" Hanabusa said triumphantly. The kittens kept on staring at the new human, which they assumed was a girl. The girl had black hair with green and light lavender highlights that went a little bit past her shoulders. Her eyes were a mixture of gold and hazel. She also wore glasses but they were smaller than Nikki's.
"Ooo food!" Miguel said happily as he ran over to the table. "That's the only reason why you wanted to have a sleepover" Nikki said. "No, that's not why" Miguel said as he started munching on some chips. He then felt something on his leg. He looked down to see an orange kitten staring up at him. "Ah!" Miguel shouted as he jumped back. He looked around him to see even more kittens. "1…2….3….Nikki, why is there 9 kittens?!" he shouted. "Well, I found them" Nikki said. "Where?" Miguel asked. "Well, when I was setting up for the sleepover, the doorbell rang. I opened the door to find a box of kittens which are these guys" Nikki explained gesturing to the kittens. Miguel was silent for a minute. He opened his mouth and began to talk. "First of all, why would you open a door to a stranger?" he asked. "It was a cardboard box" Nikki said. "Oh yeah, a cardboard box can ring a doorbell" Miguel said sarcastically. Nikki just glared at him. "Second of all, jeez Nikki I never knew you were such a lonely cat lady" Miguel said with a smirk. Nikki just turned away from him and started walking away. "I was kidding, Nikki I was kidding!" Miguel said as he grabbed Nikki's shirt. "Hug?" Nikki asked as she moved Miguel's hand from her shirt and stretching out her arms. "No, I'm not a hug whore like you" Miguel said with a smile. Nikki turned and started walking away again. "I was kidding Nikki! You always know I'm joking. That's what best friends do!" Miguel whined as he grabbed Nikki's hand, spun her around and hugged her. Yes I know" Nikki said. "Then stop taking it so seriously. When you're sad, I'm sad" Miguel said. "I know. I remember the time I was crying and you started crying too" Nikki said. "Yes, now let's forget about that and order pizza!" Miguel said as he let go of Nikki and ran to the phone. "We have to see which pizza place we're going to order from" Nikki said. "Then go get your laptop!" Miguel shouted. "Okay, okay" Nikki said as she started to walk out of the room. "Move faster bitch!" Miguel shouted as he kicked Nikki's butt. "Ow…my butt" Nikki whined. "You meanie!" "Well hurry up then" Miguel shouted.
"Did she just kick her ass?" Zero asked. "Yes. That's mean" Rima said. Miguel sat on the couch to wait for Nikki. "Now's my chance!" Hanabusa thought happily. He jumped onto the couch. "Hanabusa, what are you doing?" Akatsuki asked. "Proving that this human is a girl" Hanabusa said as he crawled into Miguel's lap. Miguel looked down to see a blond kitten looking up at him. "Hey, you're kind of cute" Miguel said. Hanabusa beamed proudly. "Human girls are already falling for me" Hanabusa thought.
"But dogs are waaaaaaay cuter than you"
Hanabusa froze with a look of shock all over his kitten face. "She. Just. Said. Dogs. Are. Cuter. Than. Me" he said. "If only you guys were puppies. But if you guys were puppies and were left on Nikki's doorstep, she wouldn't have brought you in. She's scared of dogs and puppies" Miguel said. "Good thing we're kittens then" Kaname said. "Nikki, Nikki must be the name of that other girl" Takuma said happily. "I am way cuter than dogs!" Hanabusa growled. All Miguel heard was an angry-sounding purr. Hanabusa stood on his back legs as best he could and placed his paws on Miguel's chest. Miguel's face turned red. "Why?" he thought. Hanabusa began rubbing his paws on Miguel's chest. "Eh? EH?! I'M BEING MOLESTED BY A KITTEN?! NIKKI, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!" Miguel yelled. "I don't feel anything there. Maybe she's flat-chested" Hanabusa thought. The other kittens just looked with shocked expressions. Akatsuki just sighed. "What do you want now?" Nikki shouted as she came back into the room with her laptop. She froze when she saw what was happening to Miguel. One of the blonde kittens was groping his chest. "I'M GETTING MOLESTED BY A KITTEN!" Miguel yelled. "GET IT OFF ME!" The orange kitten jumped up onto the couch and bit the blonde kitten's tail. The blonde kitten meowed painfully and jumped off of Miguel's lap and ran back to the group of kittens. Miguel jumped up. "I can't believe I was groped by a kitten! Maybe it thought I was a girl. If I was a girl, I'd have bigger boobs than you!" Miguel said pointing at Nikki. "What?" Nikki asked surprised. "I said if I was a girl, I'd have bigger boobs than you" Miguel smiled. Nikki raised an eyebrow. "I mean look at this voluptuous body" Miguel smiled as he ran his hands over his body in a sexual way. "It's capable of holding a large cleavage mass" "You don't have a voluptuous body" Nikki said. "You're in denial. We both know if I was a girl, I'd beat you with my bigger chest capacity" Miguel said. "So, what your saying is, I'm flat-chested?" Nikki asked. "No, I'm not saying you're flat-chested. I'm saying you have small cleavage" Miguel smiled. "No, I don't" Nikki said as her cheeks became redder. "I know your bra size and it's….." Miguel started but was cut off by Nikki shouting "Shut up" "You get flustered so easily" Miguel laughed as he saw Nikki's face getting redder.
"This Miguel kid is a pervert" Ruka said. "And to make it worse he's a boy" Zero said. All the kittens looked at Zero. "What? He said 'if I was a girl'" Zero said. "Your right. He's a boy!" Yuki said. "Told you Hanabusa" Akatsuki said as he was lying on the couch. "Shut up Akatsuki!" Hanabusa shouted angrily. "Wait, if he's a boy, how would he know her bra size?" Senri asked. A dirty thought went through all of the kitten's minds….well except for Yuki and Takuma. "They are too young to be doing that!" Kaname shouted. "Kids these days….losing their virginity they are 18" Ruka said with a sigh. "Tsk…tsk…tsk" Hanabusa said shaking his head. "You!" Kaname said angrily as he turned his attention to Hanabusa. Hanabusa squeaked. "What the hell were you doing?" Kaname demanded. "I-I was trying prove he was a girl" Hanabusa said meekly. "Well you're making the humans suspicious of us" Kaname said. "I-I'm sorry Kaname-sama" Hanabusa said bowing his head. "If we were back to our normal selves I would so slap you" Kaname thought.
"Ne, ne, Miguel let's play a game!" Nikki said. "We have to order pizza first!" Miguel said as he was biting into a cupcake. He was sitting on the couch with Nikki's laptop on his lap. "Well how much longer?" Nikki asked. She noticed that Miguel's face seemed a bit redder than usual. She instantly knew why.
"Miguel, are you taking a uke quiz again?"
"No…." Miguel said turning even redder than before.
"Let me ask again. Miguel, are you taking a uke quiz on MY laptop?"
"…"
"Knew it" Nikki muttered as she picked up a cupcake. Miguel looked up at Nikki to see her eating a cupcake. He didn't get how Nikki could eat a cupcake the way she always eats it. She would always lick all the icing off, and then eat the cake part. "How can you eat a cupcake like that?" he asked her. "Cuz I can" she responded. "Well the way you are licking it looks wrong" he said. "Well you have a dirty mind" she answered. Miguel just rolled his eyes and looked back down at the laptop screen. "I can't believe it" he said. "What?" Nikki asked. "I got innocent uke again" Miguel said. "Ha! I knew you were taking a uke quiz! And you are not innocent" Nikki said. "I know" Miguel said reaching for another cupcake. "I thought you were going to order the pizza?" Nikki asked. "I am. Let's order it now. Let's order three!" Miguel said happily. "Why that much?" Nikki asked. "Well, I'm staying for the weekend so it makes sense. Plus we have coupons" Miguel said. "You could be so cheap sometimes" Nikki said. "I know. I'm a cheap bastard" Miguel said with a smile.
"What's a uke?" Yuki asked as she tilted her head to the side. "I know what it is!" Takuma said happily. "How do you know what that term is?" Akatsuki asked. "Manga!" Takuma said happily. "Oh god…" Akatsuki answered. "Anyways, do you want to know what an uke is?" Takuma asked Yuki. "Yes" Yuki answered enthusiastically. "Well in manga and anime terms, an uke is the bottom and receiver in a male-on-male relationship. Usually in sex since the uke is always on the bottom and receiving it. Male-on-male relationships in anime and manga are called yaoi. It's very enjoyable to watch and read" Takuma said as he smiled and his tail swished back and forth. Yuki's eyes widened and her mouth dropped open. "Ichijo, why are you trying to poison her mind?" Zero asked Takuma. "What? I'm not poisoning her mind, I'm educating her" Takuma said. "Wait, how do boys have sex with each other?" Yuki asked. "Well, Yuki-chan the seme, which is the boy that's on top. The seme puts his-" Takuma was cut off by Zero's paws covering his mouth. "Don't ruin her mind with your yaoi stuff" Zero whispered angrily to Takuma. Takuma sweat dropped as he nodded. Zero removed his paws from Takuma's mouth. "Sorry Yuki-chan, I can't tell you" Takuma said. "Awww, and I really wanted to know" Yuki said with a pout. Zero turned and glared at Takuma. Takuma sweat dropped again and ran towards Nikki's legs.
"I'll put some bacon, sausage, what else?" Miguel asked Nikki as they were filling out the online pizza order form. "I don't know, chicken?" Nikki said confused. "Oh yeah, chicken" Miguel said happily. Nikki felt something brushing against her legs. She looked down to see the green-eyed kitten looking up at her and pawing at her leg softly. "It's you again! Awwwwwwww you are so cute!" Nikki squealed as she picked up the green-eyed kitten. "Yay, I'm being lifted again!" Takuma thought happily as he snuggled closer to Nikki. "Look at how cute this kitten is Miguel-chi!" Nikki said happily as she turned to Miguel. He turned to see Nikki holding a blonde kitten with green eyes. "Get that kitten away from me! That kitten molested me!" he shouted. "No that was the other blonde kitten" Nikki said as she scratched the kitten's head. Takuma was enjoying it. He purred loudly. "Awww, so cute!" Nikki squealed. "You find kittens cute but dogs scary. I don't get you" Miguel said. "But puppies and dogs are scary" Nikki said. "How?" Miguel asked. "They just are" Nikki said. "Wow" Miguel said. "Which kitten do you like the best?" Nikki asked as she cradled the kitten closer to her. Miguel looked around at all the kittens. He didn't really have a favorite so he said "None" "You haven't interacted with any of the kittens" Nikki said. "Except the one that molested you" she thought as she tried not to burst out laughing. "Whatever" Miguel said. He then heard a gasp. It was more like a dramatic one. "What's wrong?" he asked. "You would look so cute in a ribbon!" Nikki squealed. "What?!" Miguel asked surprised as he turned to look at Nikki. She was rubbing her nose with the kitten's nose. Miguel sweat dropped. "Now to look for a ribbon to tie around your neck!" Nikki said happily as she got off the couch. "I feel so sorry for that kitten" Miguel thought.
It was 7:00. Nikki and Miguel were playing Just Dance 4 with the kittens watching them. "Man, that girl is good" Akatsuki said as he watched Nikki. "I love this ribbon!" Takuma said happily as he was tugging on a red ribbon that was tied around his neck. "Are you gay?" Hanabusa asked Takuma. "Nope" Takuma said. "Ichijo, you're so weird" Senri said. "I know" Takuma said.
"Yes, I won again! That's my tenth straight win!"
The kittens turned to see Nikki jumping up and down. "I won! I won!" Nikki said happily. "Damn it woman, stop winning!" Miguel shouted. "It's not my fault I'm the best at Just Dance" Nikki said. "Shut up" Miguel muttered as he grabbed a Coca-Cola can. "Your drinking more? You already drank five cans of Coca-Cola" Nikki said. "I'm addicted to Coke, so what?" Miguel said as he opened the can and started drinking from it. "You get really hyper" Nikki stated matter-of-factly. Miguel stopped drinking and burped. "I know. It's fun creeping you out with my hyper self" Miguel said happily. "More like creepy self" Nikki muttered. "Let's dance again!" "No" Miguel answered. "Why?" Nikki whined. "Because you'll win again" Miguel said. "I must admit I am awesome at Just Dance" Nikki bragged as she flipped her hair over her shoulder. "And I'll win"
"You cocky son of a bitch"
"WHAT?!"
"I don't want to play now since your being so cocky"
"I wasn't being cocky!"
"I could do some very sexy stripping right now"
"…..What?"
"And you're going to watch"
"WHAT?!"
The kittens were in shock. "H-He's going to strip in front of us?" Rima asked shocked. "More importantly he's going to strip in front of that Nikki girl" Kaname said. "She'll like it I'm sure" Zero said. All the kittens turned to look at the Level D vampire. "Teenage girls have hormones and that girl's hormones will start to jump around when that guy starts to strip" Zero said. "First, we need some sexy runway music" Miguel said as he grabbed Nikki's laptop. "Why do we need sexy runway music if you're going to be stripping? Wait…why'd you say we?" Nikki asked. "Because I'm going to be stripping on a runway" Miguel answered. "You didn't answer my second question" Nikki said.
Music started playing from the laptop and Miguel got up. "Now sit down" he said as he pushed Nikki on the couch. "Ha-ha! Your skirt bounced when you fell! It looked cute! Your tutu going everywhere!" Miguel laughed. "I'm not cute" Nikki said. "Now watch sexy strip master at work" he said as he started dancing in a very sexual manner. "Why is my best friend like this?" Nikki thought as she watched Miguel dance. "Oh. My. God. Where did he learn those sexy moves from?" Akatsuki thought. "Does he work part-time at a club as a stripper or a prostitute?" Zero thought. "He really is a perverted child" Ruka thought. Miguel started unzipping his sweater. "Oh god!" Akatsuki thought. Miguel shrugged his sweater off his shoulder and arms and let it pool around his feet. Under his sweater, he was wearing a light green tank top. He just kept on dancing. The kittens looked at Nikki to see what her reaction was. She was just looking at him trying not to laugh. "She's enjoying this?!" Hanabusa asked. "Well, they have been engaging in 'those' activities" Kaname said. "What activities?" Yuki and Takuma asked. "Are you kidding me, Ichijo?! How do you not know what 'those' activities mean but you talk about yaoi like it's hot stuff!" Zero said. "It is" Takuma said. "I can make any outfit look sexy!" Miguel shouted as he danced more. He then went to the tall lamp in the corner of the living room and started doing a pole dance. "MY EYES!" Hanabusa yelled.
Just then the doorbell rang. "It's the pizza" Nikki said as she got up. "Pizza?" Miguel shouted as the music stopped. He ran past the couch and in the process he pushed Nikki back down on the couch so he can get to the door first. "Hey! You bastard! You pushed me! And you forgot the money!" Nikki shouted as she grabbed the money, got off the couch, and ran to the door. "Pizza? Now that you mention it, I am kind of hungry" Ruka said. Just then all nine kittens heard growling. They all looked down at their stomachs. "I could eat" Senri said. "Me too" Rima said.
Nikki got to the door just as Miguel opened it. "Pizza delivery" a man in a green shirt and tan pants said. He was carrying a pizza bag and a paper bag. Nikki appeared behind Miguel. "Four pizzas with two boxes of wings with a box a mozzarella sticks" the pizza man said. "Yup that's our order" Miguel said happily. "That's an awful lot for you guys. Are you having a party?" the pizza man asked. "Nope, it's just us two" Miguel said happily as he threw his arm around Nikki's neck and pulled her closer. Nikki blushed and looked embarrassed. "Why'd you say that? Now the pizza guy is going to think we're loners" she thought embarrassed. She then realized something. "Wait….did you say four pizzas?" she asked. "Yeah" the pizza man answered. "What? We order three, how is that even-" she stopped talking as she turned to look at Miguel with a raised eyebrow. "What? The coupon said buy four pizzas, get a free box of mozzarella sticks" Miguel smiled. Nikki slapped her hand to her forehead with a sigh. "How much is it going to be?" she asked. "$40.50" the pizza man stated. Nikki sighed again. Miguel handed two coupons to the pizza man. "Okay, that's the coupon for the free mozzarella sticks and the other one is get double the pizza for half the price so the total is now $20.25" the pizza man said. Miguel grabbed the money from Nikki's hand and gave it to the pizza man. The pizza man handed the pizza to Miguel and gave the boxes of wings and mozzarella sticks to Nikki. He thanked them and turned to go back to his car. "Let's go inside so we can eat!" Miguel said happily.
"I can smell the pizza from here" Yuki said as she sniffed the air. "It smells so good" Rima sighed. "The humans have to give us some of the pizza!" Ruka said. Nikki and Miguel walked back into the living room and walked past them into another room. "Hey, let's follow them" Ruka said. "To get some pizza!" Yuki said. The kittens all nodded and followed Nikki and Miguel. It was pretty easy since they can sense where they are. They came to another room and it was quite obvious where they were.
They were in the kitchen…it was not like any kitchen they had seen before.
That's the end of the chapter! Hope you liked it! I'll be back with a new chapter soon...yeah...soon...Anyways see you guys next time! *slides down the magical rainbow that just appeared into a pout of gold shouting I'm rich!*
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Sneak Peek at Chapter 3
"I don't feel safe with all these knives here"
"Let's watch a horror movie!"
"No!"
"Too bad!"
"Dude, you know I hate scary movies and they make me cry"
"Suck it up and take it like a man!"
"We should probably give these kittens a bath"
"I don't want to take a bath! I'm running"
"3...2...1"
Ow...what's this wall doing here?"
"I love bubbles!"
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