"What's the matter Tanner? It looks like you've seen a ghost."
Tanner was lost for words. He was looking at the amused face of James Bond.
"How did you get there?"
The confusion in his voice caused Bond to look at him as if he was crazy, but also held amusement.
"I walked in the door. Are you sure you're alright Tanner?"
Not answering him, he turned back round to M's office and knocked on the door and waited for M to tell him to enter.
He opened the door and stepped in her office, with Bond following him. He looked around the room and saw M on the sofa fully dressed, with a large chocolate Labrador with bright blue eyes staring back at him.
Tanner looked between the dog, Bond and M, he could have hit himself for jumping to conclusions.
The dog jumped off the sofa and made its way over to Tanner wagging its tail as it went, before jumping up on him with two paws resting on his arms.
"Have you started hiring dogs instead of bodyguards now M?" He raised an eyebrow at her.
"Bond, get down!"
The two men looked on as the dog placed its paws back on the ground at M's strict tone and made it's way back over to her.
"Now sit."
Bond sat on the ground beside M and rested his head on top of her legs.
"You named the dog Bond!"
M turned to look to the human Bond and smirked into herself.
"Yes, when I first got him I needed a name. It was only when he started to destroy most of my possessions that I knew he had the same tendencies as you. Only difference is, he can follow simple orders. Unlike another Bond I know."
Bond's eyes widened in disbelieve, she was comparing him to a bloody dog.
"What is it you wanted Tanner?"
"What? Oh it was to hand you the latest expenses report you asked for."
M let out a sigh, "Very well, place it on my desk and I'll look over it later."
Bond watched as Tanner did what M requested, even though he looked uncomfortable. He looked back and forth between M and the dog, everything clicked into place, and he let out a grin.
"What are you grinning at Bond?"
"Is that why you where waiting outside Tanner?" Bond sniggered looking at him and ignoring M's question.
Tanner gave a nervous cough and looked away.
"Would someone please tell me what the hell is going on?" She could feel herself losing patience.
"It seems that what ever you were saying to canine Bond there, Tanner caught the conversation and the poor bloke probably thought it was me."
M watched as his shoulders shook in laughter, while she saw Tanner looking uncomfortable trying to avoid eye contact with her.
"What exactly did you hear Tanner?"
"Just that Bond likes it when you stroke him, and that you always forget how big he is."
That sent Bond into fits of laughter, and he could feel tears leak from his eyes."
"For Christ sake Bond, give it a rest already." She snapped at him.
Canine Bond gave out a whine at her tone. She looked down to him and sighed.
"Not you, him." She pointed over to the giggling idiot. Canine Bond licked her hand, before M turned to look at Tanner.
"As for you Tanner, you shouldn't assume that what you hear is what is actually happening. I suppose i had better explain what you heard, or thought you heard."
She let out a sigh and looked back to canine Bond who still had his head on her lap.
"I'm blaming you for this; if you hadn't destroyed my rug this morning, I wouldn't be having this conversation."
Turning back to Tanner and Bond, she started to explain.
A few moments earlier
M fell back against the sofa, while Bond started to kiss all over her face. She let a small smile slip at the action, and tried to move her head out the way. She tried to push him away from her, but he was a bloody ton weight.
"Bond, for Christ sake, that's enough." The weight of Bond on top of her and her trying to stop him slobbering over her face caused her to become breathless.
She watched as Bond obeyed and she let out a sigh.
"What am I going to do with you?"
M started to stroke his head, and behind his ears with her fingers. She gave a smile when he leaned into her touch.
"You always like it when i stroke you, don't you Bond?"
He started to pant causing his tongue to stick out; she shook her head at his antics, the dog breath was beginning to get too much for her.
"For goodness sake, put it in." She watched as Bond's mouth closed and the dog breath was gone.
Her back started to ache, the sofa although cushioned was not exactly comfortable and the chocolate lab on top of her was not helping matters.
"Bond will you move already. This position is not exactly comfortable at my age."
She let out a sigh of relief as he finally moved off her and sat back on the sofa cushion next to her. She gave a moan as she moved back to sitting in an upright position.
"Good boy. I knew you could follow orders." She watched as his tail started to wag rapidly from side to side causing it to hit against the back of the sofa.
"Christ Bond, I always forget how big you are." She took in his appearance; and noticed he took up most of her sofa. It felt like only yesterday he was a small pup.
She watched as Bond's ears picked up when there was a knock at her door.
Present Time
"And that's what basically happened until you two came in. I can understand why you thought what you did. I would probably have thought the same if I was in your situation."
"I apologise for jumping to conclusions M'am. I'll just go." He told them both awkwardly still embarrassed by the whole situation.
"No need for apologies Tanner, but if I was having sex, do you think I would leave my office door unlocked?"
Now that Tanner thought about it, the full situation was stupid; M would never have sex with one of her agents in her office, especially Bond.
"Of course not M'am, I'll remember that for future reference."
"Good, make sure that you do."
Bond and M watched as Tanner left her office and closed the door behind him. Once they heard his footsteps die away, they both erupted in laughter.
"I can't believe our plan actually worked. Tanner's face was a picture. When he saw me behind him, the poor bloke thought he had seen a ghost."
M let out another laugh she would have to check the CCTV footage outside her office later to see his reaction.
"I can't believe he didn't question why I asked for the report for that specific time, I looked over that report weeks ago." She nodded in the direction of her desk.
"There is something I don't get though."
"Oh, and what's that? M enquired looking at him.
How did you manage to get Charlie to answer to Bond?" He watched as she gave him a smirk.
"With these" She showed him the dog treats she had in her hand.
"As well as the fact I called him Bond from time to time at home, so he would get used to the name. Plus he likes me."
Bond shook his head in disbelieve, with the grin still on his face. He watched as M placed the treats in front of Charlie, who started gulping them down.
Walking over to M, he grabbed her hands in his and pulled her to her feet and into his arms.
"So, it seems I need to remind you how big I am M." He gave her an amused grin.
"It would seem that way, and I know how much you like me stroking you."
She reached one hand down to his groin, softly stroking him through his trousers; she could feel his cock starting to harden from her touch. He was like putty in her hands, with the way he responded to her.
"Keep doing that and I won't be held responsible for my actions."
She removed her hand, and wrapped her arm back around his neck.
"I can't wait until we get home then." She played with the hair at the base of his neck.
"By the time I'm through, you won't forget how big I am in a hurry."
M could feel her arousal growing at the prospect, she had no doubt in her mind that he would. She watched as he leaned in close to her ear, his breath sending shivers down her spine.
"And, I'm going to enjoy watching you come undone while I do it."
M's breath hitched and she felt a wave of desire shoot through every part of her body.
"And you say I'm the tease?"
She closed her eyes as she felt Bond place small kisses down her neck, each kiss more electrifying than the last. She moved her head to the side to give him better access. He could smell her perfume, with each kiss he gave her, his own heart beating in his chest at having her flushed tightly against him. He could not get enough of her. He made his way back up her neck, before capturing her lips with his. She let out a moan in pleasure at the sudden move; the sound caused his heart to beat faster and went straight to his groin. Both of them got lost in the intensity of the kiss, enjoying the pleasure that it was causing.
A resounding bark brought them back to the present, causing Bond let out a groan against M's lips before pulling away. Opening their eyes, they looked over to Charlie who was wagging his tail.
"I think⦠he's jealous." M told him trying to get her breathing under control, looking back at Bond.
He gave a small smile in response "I think you might be right. Thanks for ruining the moment Charlie."
He got another bark in response causing Bond to roll his eyes.
M gave a small smile "Why don't we head home early, and we can continue where we left off."
He turned back to her, and saw the desire in her eyes.
"I have no objection to that." He softly caressed her back with his hands, placing a soft kiss to her lips and felt her give him a smile against his mouth.
"I love it when you decide to bugger the rules and leave early." He told her lingering against her lips.
"What can I say; it seems my husband is rubbing off on me. You are a very bad influence Mr Bond."
"I have been known to rub off on people, especially you and only you Mrs Bond." He whispered in her ear.
She let out a hum in approval "And it had better stay that way."
"You can count on it."
The sincerity and love in his voice, caused her heart to beat faster, she would never tire of moments like this between them.
He gave her one last kiss, before leaning back.
"You had best get your things ready." He told her with a grin.
She left his arms and made her way around the office gathering her things, while Bond watched from the sofa with Charlie enjoying the view.
"What do you think Tanner's reaction would be, if he actually found out we were married?" he asked her in amusement.
She picked up her coat, bag and Charlie's dog lead and walked over to them.
"The poor man would probably faint or his heart would stop in shock."
Bond gave a snigger at the image, and took the dog lead from her and attached it to Charlie's collar.
"I think you may be right there M."
She watched on fondly, as Bond scratched Charlie behind the ears, and started speaking nonsense to him.
"Let's go Bond, there's a bed with our name on it."
It got the reaction she had expected, and she bit her lip to stop herself from laughing.
Bond quickly stood up with Charlie following suite and grabbed her hand with his free one. The three of them left the office hand in hand, with Charlie walking by Bond's side.
Neither of them noticed the small video recorder sitting in M's bookshelf that had captured everything that happened.
