South Park: Military Hijinks

Chapter 2: The first week

Video Diary of Phillip "Pip" Pirrups, aged 10 year, and 3 months old.

Oh where to begin? What a week. The first few days were torture. I only seemed to accidently annoy Sargeant Grey 3 times in the first day. Fortunatly, i was able to carry out the physical exercise punishment, but sadly i lost 3 points for our team. The camp itself isn't too bad actually, the food is pretty good. According to Sgt. Grey, the MRE, or Meal Ready to Eat rations that we eat, were allmost inedible when he was in the ROTC, leading to the soldiers calling them Meals, rarely edible, or meals refused by enemies. I guess we got lucky. Phillip Pirrups signing off.

Video diary of Stanley "Stan" Marsh, aged 10 years, and 6 months

Interesting week. Between themselves, Pip and Cartman only lost 7 points for our team, which is a miracle in itself. I thought they'd loose all of our points in an hour. Food here is okay, i'd rather have a happy burger though. Stan Marsh Signing off.

Video Diary of Kyle Broflovski, aged 9 years, and 11 months

Cartman's snoring is keeping me awake for ages. And if it wasn't bad enough, he talks in his sleep. Fortunatly, Kenny shoved his old parka over Cartman's face when he slept, so his snoring was muffled. Pip sugested that we ask for permission to use the tents and camp outside, but i hate camping. Maybe we could ask for Cartman to be made to camp outside or something. Kyle Broflovski signing off.

Video Diary of Kenneth "Kenny" McCormack, aged 10 years, 6 months

This place is amazing! Much better then home. Regular meals and exercise, i'm joining the ROTC when i'm done at school! Kenny McCormick singing off!

Video Diary of Eric T. Cartman, Aged 10 years, 1 month

I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY IF KENNY STUFFS MY HEAD INSIDE THAT DAMN PARKA ONE MORE TIME! I DON'T SNORE THAT LOUD! RESPECT MY AUTHORATAH! AND PIP, THAT BASTARD! AH'LL KILL YAH!

End of Chapter 2