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Thank you guys so much and here's chapter 2 for you! Btw, this chapter is dedicated to my besties, Tomboy Any and lionlambluv. Check out their stories and poems, they're amazing =D
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Prank Calls
Chapter 2: Tyler and Mr. Sushi's Restaurant
Alice's POV
After we had fully calmed down, my Jazzy asked who we should call next. And Emmett, being Emmett, suggested something embarrassing.
"Ooooh oooh! Me! ME!!!" he yelled while raising his hand like a little kid.
"Hmm, why, Emmett! Do YOU have an idea of who we should call?" Bella asked, sounding just like my kindergarten teacher.
Emmett nodded his head, grinned and said, "Yeah I do!" then he turned to me. "We'll have Alice call Tyler Crowley and talk to him in a man's voice telling him he won free meals at Mr. Sushi's Restaurant for a month!" he finished. Everyone looked to me, amused.
"What? Why me?" I asked, mildly horrified. If he figured it out, nobody would ever let me forget it.
"Becaaaause Alice!" Emmett whined. "Everybody knows that he likes you; he put that picture and note in your locker last year."
Urgh, I shuddered. Last year was horrible. Tyler followed me around everywhere, and constantly hit on me. It was disgusting! Then sometime during the last week of school, he somehow got into my locker and left a "sexy" picture of him and a note telling me how hot I was. I shuddered again. But nodded in acceptance.
"Fine," I huffed. "Butt munch…"
"Excuse me?!" Emmett exclaimed, holding his hand over his heart with a hurt expression. "Never in my entire span of existence (A/N: Ha! XD) have I ever once munched on a butt!" he then looked lustfully at Rosalie. "Hey Rose-" she smacked him.
"Don't finish that sentence Emmett McCarty if you value your manhood." He winced and we all laughed.
"It was just a suggestion…" he mumbled. I shook my head.
"Shh, I'm calling him." The phone started dialing. I put it on speaker. Emmett giggled and clapped his hands together quickly like, well, like me. Jazzy shushed him and he pouted but nodded.
"'Sup? Who be hittin me up?" Tyler called in his poser gangsta voice. I made a face.
"Yes sir, is this Tyler Crowley?" I asked in a horrible impression of a man's voice. They snickered.
"Ya homey it is. Wut up in the fo shiz?" he asked me.
'What?' I mouthed to Edward and Bella. They just shook their heads trying to contain their laughter. I decided to voice my thoughts.
"Umm, what was that sir?" I asked, my voice cracking under the stress to make it sound like a man's.
"Brotha ya sound sick. Get some cold medicine er sumthin a'ight dawg?" Jazzy and Rose let out little giggles. I coughed, trying to cover them up and glared at them. They just shrugged with big smiles.
"Erm, yes sir, I'll be sure to do that…But the reason I'm calling you today is to tell you that you've won Mr. Sushi's Restaurant raffle! You and anybody you want to take with you win free sushi for a month!" I reported enthusiastically. I heard him gasp.
"No way! Fo realz yo?! That's bangin! When do me an ma homeys pick up our shiz?" he inquired. I was quiet for a moment and ruffled some papers on the table, hearing him muttering, "I don't even member entering no contest. Dat's sum lucky shiz yo…" I grinned. Here comes the fun part. I cleared my throat.
"Well, I'm sorry Mr. Crowley sir but I'm afraid there's been a mix up…It wasn't actually you that won the raffle, it was a Mister…Newton! I'm terribly sorry for the mix up," I apologized. He snorted.
"No worries bro. Mike's one of ma homeys! I'll just grab sum fish from the dude tomorrow. C ya!" and he hung up before I could say anything else. Everybody laughed a bit but not too much.
"Alice, why'd you tell him that?! Now He'll think he can get sushi from Mike…" Rose trailed off with a look of confusion which quickly sharpened into one of deviousness. "Oh you're goooood." We grinned while the others just looked confused.
"Umm, what? I don't get it. So what if Mike gets the sushi?" Emmett asked dumbly. The rest of them caught on though. Edward sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Emmett, it's going to be funny tomorrow when Tyler tries to get sushi from Mike, when Mike doesn't have any." He looked confused for a second longer and then grinned widely.
"Ohhhh, I think I'm actually going to enjoy going to school tomorrow."
Well all right people, that was chapter two! I hoped you liked it and sorry for not updating sooner, but I have my reasons.
#1: I'm lazy.
#2: Soccer practice killed me.
#3: I'm lazy.
XD Good enough for ya? Well if it isn't, too bad! XD jk jk
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