LOTR/DOOM Cross over

Highly Explosive

Chapter 1 - Introductions

Sarge scanned the area…Dun..DuuN…DUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA I'm joking

A/N: Warning, some content may offend. Warning, involves a lesbian couple….I thought I would be kind to my friend, and give her a lady friend…XD.

Sarge scanned the area, he saw most of his team members and about 2 of the BRRS throw up their guts and he counted all of the them to make sure they had all came through. To be honest, he was more concerned about his own team along with Pinky and Sam Sarge had never been too fond of the British…especially their marines for his own reasons, he just called them posh twats and scone swallowing bastards.

Sarge noticed that Kid was over to the edge over on the right of the clearing doubled over puking, with the first aid woman patting him on the back being helpful. She's not being helpful, she's doing her job, Sarge thought bitterly. She looked perfectly fine after the trip through the ARC (Like the rest of the BRRS expect two women) for some reason...it was like she was immune. Sarge turned his gaze and saw the black haired woman that had an extra badge stitched on the sleeve of her uniform, it was a goldy yellow with SERGEANT written across it in black bold letters and black border. She was standing in the middle of the clearing talking to Dragon, the only man left in their team and another woman, that guy had looked to have the same amount of muscle and build as Sarge. That guy stood behind the woman the 'Sergeant' was talking with, he had his arms wrapping around her waist and resting his dirty blonde head on her shoulder.

Portman was standing next to Duke a little way off, he leaned towards Duke and made a stupid comment about the BRRS "Looks like Kid isn't the only pussy to play with," Portman smirked showing not very nice teeth through his corrupted grin.

Duke shook his head with a disgusted look, "Your sick man," The same response that Portman had got from Duke when he mentioned the she-males back at HQ. The one that was standing by Kid spun round with her gun raised so she was looking through the sniper-scope aiming it towards Portman's forehead. "Who the fuck here would miss this son of a bitch?" No one replied, Goat and Duke just snickered, Reaper looked towards her with amazement, it just reminded him of what he said to Portman on the plane to Nevada after he said something about pussies to Kid. The sergeant of the BRRS placed a hand on top of the gun and lowered it the weapon, she spoke to her fellow marine with a firm voice.

"We are not here to kill comrades Leese, no matter how annoying or perverted they are. So chill, do your job and see if Hunter and Hostage are okay….got it?" The one she named Leese patted Kid on the back and asked if was okay, when Kid nodded Leese went over to the two women that was the only ones of the BRRS showing signs that they had travelled through the ARC, when Leese stalked past Portman she glared at him with her hazel eyes that looked as if they rarely got this pissed off, but has definitely been worse. The two that their sergeant had suggested was standing on the opposite side of the clearing, away from everyone else. Leese joined the conversation with woman whose hair was mahogany and eyes and light shade of blue, the other had mousy brown hair, slightly tanned skin and dark eyes. The RRTS guessed that they were Hunter and Hostage, the one with the pale skin had her arm around the other ones shoulder and talking quietly to her and Leese. The pair was standing quite close together, Leese said something and the three just burst out laughing. Mac, Pinky and Sam looked the most confused, Sam was standing next to Reaper because he was of course her brother, Pinky was beside her because…well, properly because she was the only other one here that wasn't a marine.

The three started looking at Portman while laughing, Duke was standing next to Portman and thought that they were laughing at him. "What are you girlies laughing at?" Duke eyed them carefully with a sceptic look spread on his face, though his eyes looked quite confused and offended.

The one with the lighter hair that was up in stylish ponytail and her fringe was gelled up to look like a mohawk that has fallen to one side; replied to Duke's question. "We're just saying how that prick beside you became a marine to get out of going to jail for perversion," The sound of jail made Goat look up from where he now knelt beside Kid reading a pocket sized bible to him. Mac and Destroyer stood near Reaper, finding the situation quite amusing. Duke laughed in Portman's face, all of them laughed apart from Sarge and their leader, Reaper didn't laugh either, he just chuckled very quietly no one heard him, he had such a strong exterior, he looked like the kind of guy you wouldn't want to mess with, and the kind that keeps his gory promises.

Sarge took his normal large strides over to their leader, Sarge looked demanding and angry, however this woman met his stare with her blue-silver eyes. "I demand to know you people's names, because frankly I don't trust you fucking Union Jackers," The BRRS and RRTS watched the two in the middle of the clearing, Reaper noticed Leese's face, she was angry at Sarge for belittling the flag Union Jack. Reaper took a quick observing glance at those hazel eyes of hers as she watched Sarge and the woman have a staring contest before she would notice and then he gazed at the rest of the BRRS.

"I'm Captain…even though I'm sergeant of this team I was going to name myself Sarge but it seems to have already been taken," She replied in that matter-of-fact of kind way, but there was hint of humour in her voice and the marines smirked or grinned, Mac and Destroyer stared at Sarge with disbelief and Sam just chuckled beside Reaper. The Kid and Goat was now standing straight and also watching the scene. "You better tell us all your names after I tell you ours, because that is polite and a way of showing gratitude…oh wait, I suppose you Americans won't know much about that would you now?" some mouths that belonged to the RRTS dropped, Sarge was about to say something but Captain pointed towards Leese before he could speak. "That's Leese, my second-in-command and also first-aid…by the way, if your planning on trading insults about Britain or our flag, we can certainly trade some back," Captain lifted one corner of her mouth in a half smirk and continued, she then pointed to the woman with mahogany hair, her hair was a crop cut but had grown about ½ an inch, it was styled messily with gel. "That's Hunter, and if you haven't noticed Hunter and Hostage are an…item," She pointed at Hostage, Portman nodded, obviously satisfied. Captain then pointed towards the man with dirty blonde hair that was now standing beside the unnamed woman that he was holding before. "He's Tango, and that's his wife Martini," Captain turned while mumbling "Where's Drag-?" she stopped in mid sentence and she spotted Dragon sitting at the roots of some old tree. "And is of course Dragon, our explosive and weapon expert," Dragon had her knees up and her arms stretched across them, she looked up with her dark eyes and gave a solute with two fingers to no one in particular, her backpack and several others were beside her.

Captain stood up straight and glared up at Sarge with those keen eyes. "Your turn, Yank," Captain wasn't in the best of moods, she didn't like most Yankees for her own reasons, but she got on with some Americans, there was just some she just didn't like. Sarge took an intimidating step forward but Captain didn't care.

Sarge pointed to the members of his team when the spoke there names in a rough, stern voice. "Reaper, my second-in-command, Duke, Mac, Destroyer, Portman, Kid, Goat. And that's Sam and Pinky….and I'm Sarge," He glared at her, but she matched his uncomfortable stare. What a rivalry. Captain's eyebrows rose, the whole BRRS burst out laughing except for Captain, most of them was doubled over laughing loudly. The RRTS all looked confused and suspicious, why were they laughing? "Why the fuck are you laughing? In case you haven't noticed we are not in Nevada, but a dark, strange forest!" Sarge snapped, the BRRS slowed laughing or had stopped completely. It was true, around them were dark, dying trees grown close together. They stood in the middle of a clearing, cold mist hid the forest floor within the trees, the mist didn't come in the clearing, for some reason it went round.

Dragon's slanted dark eyes watched the forest beside her, they all became wary about their location. The question that haunted the minds of everyone. Where the hell are we? The silence in the clearing was nerve breaking, no one wanted to break to silence, all except Sarge and Captain everyone watched the surrounding trees suspiciously as if they were going to come alive and eat them, or some strange creature would randomly appear and try to kill them. Ever since they saw those monsters on Olduvai they didn't know what could exist anymore.

After about 5 minutes of unnerving silence a strange sound came from one of the backpacks near Dragon. It made Dragon jump and several others standing in the clearing, it sounded like an radio with little service. "Hell-? Hello? Anyone there-" Came a faint males voice talking through a lot of static. Dragon jumped straight into action and retrieved the radio from one of the bags and she crawled to the centre of the clearing -not caring if she got her black trousers dirty- and placed the radio on the forest floor tried tuning the radio so they could hear the voice better. Everyone in the clearing got closer to Dragon and strained their ears to listen to the radio. "Pass me the damn phone," Captain ordered, Dragon lifted this walkie-talkie looking thing of the side of the radio and passed it to Captain, the walkie-talkie -or rather 'phone' as Captain called it- was attached to the radio by a thick, black wire that spiralled. Sarge went to protest, to say that he should speak to whoever was contacting them but Captain snapped at him before he could even speak. "Our radio, I speak…got it twinkle toes?" Captain brought the walkie-talkie to her soft lips as the voice came again, but this time a little clearer because there was less static. Pinky and Mac was surprised that Sarge would let her get away with that. She held down a button on top of the walkie-talkie and spoke into it. "Hello? You attempt to contact has been achieved, over,"

"Good, may I ask who I have reached?" He paused and after a few seconds he quickly added, "Over,"

"You have came in contact through the British Rapid Response Squad communication system," Captain came a bit hesitate and looked up at Sarge and the rest of the RRTS. "The Rapid Response Tactical Squad are also present, over" Duke noted the use of formal, business like language being traded across the radio.

"Just the teams I needed. I am the reason you are here…but I'm afraid my geeks had changed the co-ordinates of the ARC a little distance away. Sorry about that. Anyway I want you to is," He didn't speak, he had cut off, Martini began hitting the top of the radio. "Sorry about that, it turns out I haven't introduced myself yet, I am Théoum. An unknown uncle to the king of Rohan," That confused everyone, Rohan? Where the hell is that? Martini got up and went over to the backpack and ruffled through one of them, she took and a large looking book. She walked back to Captain while staring at the front cover. Lord of the Rings, by JRR Tolkien. She opened the back of the book and ruffled through some pages until she came to the maps. She scanned a page with Captain looking over her shoulder. Martini pointed at a certain part of the page and stared at Captain in disbelief.

The spoke through the walkie-talkie again. "I'm sorry, your must be mistaken, for Rohan to exist so must Middle Earth, and frankly neither of them exist," They looked unsure now, was someone playing some kind of dirty trick on them? Captain had spoken in that matter-of-fact tone.

The voice came again, as if she hadn't spoken. "You are now standing in the middle of Fangorn Forest-" When he said Fangorn Forest Martini's index finger moved from where Rohan was written in big letters to where it said Fangorn (Which was written just above where it said Rohan). "You will travel to Helm's Deep, there are more marines from your realm waiting for you there, you will find them at an inn called the Golden March. There you will patrol the fortress once and you will all then travel to Edoras, stopping at towns and villages along the way of course. In Edoras more marines will be waiting for you, when you meet them you will patrol the town and then travel to Isengard. That is where we are based now, find us. Protect as many people as you can, bring some with you if you have to. Protect the civilians! Their life comes before yours…always, the next time we speak again will be when you arrive here. Enjoy your trip…oh, and be careful, Middle-Earth isn't what it used to be, recently creatures forged from hell has been roaming the lands. Be careful, there is a large amount of them in Fangorn, get out as fast as you possibly can. I'm afraid you shall have to find your own way out. Goodbye and beware of the mist," With that his voice ended on the radio, and all that came through was loud static.

Captain handed Martini the walkie-talkie and Martini sorted the radio out and put it away back in her backpacks along with the book. Martini put on her backpack and so did the rest of the BRRS. Hostage was the first to break the silence. "He's alive, that's amazing," She spoke with a lack of enthusiasm but with a tint of glad familiarity.

Captain was about to speak but Sarge cut her off, only so she could taste what she's been doing to him for the past 15 minutes. "We better follow our orders men, we are not going to get the job done standing here. Let's go," Him, the RRTS and Sam and Pinky went off into the misty forest, leaving the BRRS behind. Sarge paused and turned around, "Aren't you Bugger Bashers coming?"

A/N And on that note I will stop writing because ShadowCay keeps bugging me to finish it…lol, so this is a cliff hanger, an odd one but who cares.

Lol, sorry if any sort of language or action is in this story that you may be offended by, but the story is rated M so basically you have been warned. It might get worse or better but things will happen that want be very nice…..just saying.

ShadowCay is BetaReading this story.