animedeprived: Sorry about the wait. I'm going to try to update once a week, but things have been pretty hectic. I haven't even started the next chapter, and I don't know when I'll have time. So, it might be a while. Sorry.
Link: animedeprived does not own that dog in South Clock Town. If she did, she would teach it some manners. Like how to not try and maul me.
The Legend of Zelda: Sugarhigh Majora's Mask
Chapter Two
The First Three Days
Day 1 - Inside Clock Tower
Guy from Mask Shop followed me all the way here. I paid for all those masks! I swear I did! I didn't steal a Bunny Mask and hide it under my mattress and wear it late at night to feel pretty.
Oh, wait. Did I write that out loud?
Day 1
Mask guy said he can turn back into my former self. Really?! You can give me back the rugged manliness and reach-the-candy-on-the-top-shelf height of my 17 year old form?
Found out he was only talking about 10-year-old, need-crate-to-get-on-horse-and-need-stool-to-get-on-crate form. Burst into tears.
Day 1
Guy said to get my precious item back to be human again. But the flower ate my candy bar! I can't get it back!
Oh, right. Ocarina. Precious.
Day 1 - Clock Town - 6:00
Holy crap!
Title screen.
Fairy said have to stay up 72 hours straight without sleep. This'll cut into my emergency candy hoard. I just know it.
Oh, yeah. Candy tastes like wood.
Ate some flowers. Tasted like candy! Yay!!
Day 1 - 10:14
Couldn't just go see Great Fairy. No, had to go run all around town to find that ONE missing piece. Think it was her finger.
Hey, I can walk on water!! All rigblrghpah!!
Day 1 - 10:16
Temporarily. Can walk on water temporarily. Must keep that word in mind in future.
Great Fairy gave me magic power. Was hoping for attack like throw fireballs or shoot laser beams or use X-ray vision.
Can blow spit bubbles.
Righteous!!
Day 1 - 2:49
In effort to avoid going to observatory like Great Fairy said, popped balloon of kid with newly-bestowed power of the spit bubble. Played hide and seek with little children and got into secret society who showed me way to observatory.
Fate, you mock me.
Day 1 - The Observatory - 4:33
Humored obviously senile old man by looking through telescope. Found Thief Freak on top of clock tower! That little - HOLY CRAP! A METEORITE!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
Ew, splintery Thief Freak butt.
Day 1 - 4:52
Got Moon's Tear that conveniently fell while I was at observatory. It was glass. Molten hot glass. That burned my tongue out of my mouth.
Wanted candy.
Night 1 - Clock Town - 6:09
Gave useless rock to crazy Deku in town. Used his flower to get on top of Clock Tower, but door doesn't open for two more days.
Must find way to waste time until then.
Day 2 - 11:58
Spent all last night and most of morning making up new dance. Called "Pansy Dance of the Pansy Deku Scrub." Involves lots of twirling and throwing up.
Deku puke tastes like wood chips and pulp. Ever tried to vomit slivers?
Day 2 - 3:23
Set up bank account. Next thing I know, getting wanged in face by stamp-wielding banker. Now have huge L on forehead. Banker insists it stands for Link, but have my suspicions.
Night 2 - 5:02
Snuck into inn at three in morning and explored. Found bugs on floor and dirty underwear on bed.
My kind of place.
Also walked into bathroom and hand popped out of toilet. Ran out and into room across hall. Found senile old lady. Quickly left that room, too.
Still can't figure out which smelled worse.
Day 3 - 8:47
Will kill stupid dog. Keeps knocking me over! I AM NOT A STICK!
OR A FIRE HYDRANT!!
Night 3 - 11:39
Put more money in bank account, then stood on clock tower for 10 hours waiting for midnight. Felt some really big earthquakes. Tried to set feet on fire by spinning. Didn't work.
Got so bored I actually listened to Fairy.
I've fallen so far...
Night 3 - 12:00
Know why moon is falling. Thief Freak threatened to sing more Cher to it.
Hit Thief Freak in Deku nuts with spit bubble and got Ocarina back. Unfortunately, also got memories of Princess Who Doesn't Give Me Candy.
Also got new pipe-ish instrument. Even I cringe when I play it.
Day 1 - Take 2
Went back in time with Song of Time. Talked to mask guy. Turned back to normal. Yay non-creaky body!
Now wondering where he pulled that gigantic organ from.
Day 1
Holy monkeys! Child abuse! CHILD ABUSE!! Nice, way-too-happy mask guy freaked out and started shaking me like rag doll. Plan to sue on account of whiplash. In meantime, forced to embark on quest to steal Thief Freak's mask.
Discovered threat of violence does wonders to bolster one's courage.
