Condor Studios Blog

by: emaleelilac

Disclaimer: I don't own SWAC or any of its characters. But who doesn't wish they owned Chad Dylan Cooper sometimes?

Summary: Only the hottest blogs from the hottest Condor Studios actors and actresses. True? Probably not. Entertaining? You bet.

Tawni's Blog (Episode 11, Episode 12)

Hey it's Tawni Hart! So, right now I'm writing to you-of course- and looking at my reflection in my dressing room. So in less important news I heard that Sonny and Chad danced at a secret prom. Only for a few seconds then they started dancing to some fast music but the first part was an 'aww!' moment! But that was a week ago I've just been too busy to right lately!

So this week Ms. Bittermen and Marshall started dating thanks to Sonny, and our show's comedy suffered horribly! Except for the fact that Sonny ate fake worms, now that was funny!

So when Sonny needs help to break them up who does she go to other then Chad Dylan Cooper! (Don't tell me you don't think that's a little fishy! Ha fishy? Worms? I crack myself up!)

And then he asks to take her to Lookout Mountain to break them up! How predictable! Chad only "came up with" that ridiculous plan of his to get to spend time alone with Sonny (although I was "asleep" in the backseat but really listening to their romantic conversation!) and how did that work out? Nico and Grady in a bigfoot costume showed up and scared them and they held hands! Blech and aww at the same time.

Then Ms. Bittermen beat up Nico and Grady (very enjoyable to watch, I assure you) and we all left Sonny with Marshall and Ms, Bittermen on Lookout Mountain. Then Sonny came back to the set and yelled at us then told me she almost kissed Chad and started going off about his looks and personality and BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! Oh, Chad is in here looking for Sonny! I'm going to get him to talk to you!

Although it took biting, scratching, and begging here is Chad Dylan Pooper himself. Hey! CDC what's up? Yeah it's Chad here to make this blog interesting! Just one second while I read it… Okay I'm done reading and wow! I knew Sony was attracted to me and thought I was irresistible but now I'm shocked! I mean I'll admit she has pretty hair, and beautiful brown eyes, and she has this thing where she laughs and it's- well that's off subject. I have to go find Sonny and tell her the reason everyone has been kicking her as she walks by them is because I put a "kick me" sign on her back.

Peace out suckas! – Chad.

Has anyone else noticed that Chad and Sonny both sign off their blogs the same way? Weird huh? And Chad is totally in love with Sonny don't be fooled by his "act" people!

Well Bye! P.S. Today I'm happy… and PRETTY! – Tawni Hart!

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Portlyn's Blog

Hey! It's Portlyn and I wanted to say a few things. One, Chad, 'Chuckle City' isn't a real town! I googled it! I also googled google, but that's off the point.

And two, Pico from "So Random!" keeps asking me out and for the record "NO NO AND NO!" *smiles sweetly*

And, oh all this math is making me dizzy, well Sharona says that Penelope wore the "Mackenzie Falls" uniform better than me in an episode well I say, "That could never happen! Have you seen her in that? Ugh!"

And lastly, Tawni says that Chad and Sonny should go out and I think that they "go outside" all the time so why do they need to do it together? Well I have to go wax my- ugh bye!

-Portlyn

There are 1 comments for this blog:

Alison~Wisconsin- Portlyn, how in the hay did you pass through school?

I will update soon!