Hour 0

Garcia: Oh, I am SO not doing this.
Rossi: Well, you have to!
Morgan: I will NOT let you put her in danger.
Rossi: Calm down Morgan, I'll GIVE her a taser this time!
Morgan: -_-

Hour 1

JJ: So this is what you do when Hotch isn't around?
Reid: Yes... though personally I find it wrong, humiliating, and terrifying.
Rossi: Oh calm down. Haven't you ever heard of "The ends justify the means?".
Reid: Haven't you ever heard of the American Justice System!?
Rossi: I'm aware that prostitution isn't legal.
Reid: IT'S NOT EVEN THAT IT'S THE FACT THAT WE ARE LITERALLY BAIT FOR AN UNSUB!
Rossi: Oh... that.
JJ: I hate to defend the fact that I'm in a sparkly mini skirt and fishnets, but Rossi has a point. We'll be able to catch the unsub quickly and easily.
Rossi: Yeah, haven't you ever heard of undercover cops?
Reid: We're not the police, we're FBI profilers!
Rossi: Heh, your voice gets high pitched when you're distressed.
Reid: ...Fuck this. *crosses his arms and stares straight ahead* -.-

Hour 2

Garcia: I'm really uncomfortable right now.
Morgan: At least you're not wearing a thong that says Lover Boy.
Garcia: *laughs* Seriously?
Morgan: *nods*
Garcia: *giggles and smiles at him* At least it's fitting.
Rossi: Dear God...

Hour 3

Rossi: JJ, COME HERE.
JJ: Why?
Rossi: Because I'm a pimp, and every pimp needs a whore leaning against him!
JJ: What?!
Morgan: How come YOU get to be the pimp anyway?!
Rossi: Because I have more class than you.
JJ & Garcia: Oooooooooooooooooo
Reid: -.-
Morgan: Oh, you wanna go!
Rossi: *shrugs* Sure! ...Wait, where exactly are we going?
Morgan: Depends on how hard I hit you. *pulls back his arm*
Rossi: O.O
JJ: *grabs Morgan's arm* Can we please not add assault to our ever-growing list of charges?
Morgan: *signs* Fine. *drops his arm*
Rossi: Whew. *wipes his forehead*
Morgan: Oh, don't you think I'm not gonna get you back for this.
Rossi: ...Shit.

Hour 4

Garcia: Wait, isn't that him?
Guy: *is walking around some feet away*
Rossi: So, who's going to do it?
JJ: NO! NOT ME!
Garcia: Not it.
Rossi: Reid?
Reid: -.-
Rossi: O...kay... Morgan?
Morgan: No! This was your "ingenious plan of never failing", why don't you do it?!
Rossi: Because I'm the pimp. Pimps don't sell themselves, their whores do. You, Garcia, JJ, and Reid are my whores.
Garcia: Wait, what about Blake?
Rossi: She slapped me when she saw the costume.
JJ: Really?
Rossi: Yeah, and it was more flattering than yours, too. Still didn't like it!
Morgan: What was it?
Rossi: *pulls a fishnet shirt and booty shorts out of his coat*
Morgan: *facepalm*
Rossi: *sighs* She was gonna be my numba one ho...

Hour 5

Guy: *walks up to them*
Rossi: *shoves Morgan forward*
Guy: Hey. How much?
Morgan: ...*punches him out*
Rossi: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
Morgan: Me not crawling along with murderous pond scum!
Rossi: You needed to follow, reveal your an agent, and arrest him!
Morgan: YOU WERE GONNA LET THE GUY FUCK ME!?
Rossi: HEY. I wasn't gonna give the signal farther then the blowjob.
Morgan: WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET SO PERVERTED?!
Rossi: I HAVE 3 EX WIVES MORGAN. bTHREE./b

Hour 6 (Morgan and Rossi argued for a good 40 minutes)

Garcia: Can we please leave now?! There's a dude over there who's been giving me a weird look for the past 10 minutes.
Morgan: *puts an arm around her* Sure, baby girl.
Rossi: *sighs* Fine. *starts walking away*
Morgan: *handcuffs the unsub and pulls him up*
Garcia: Wait, what about Reid?
JJ: *walks over to him* We're finally leaving, Spence.
Reid: -.-
JJ: *waves a hand in front of his face*
Reid: -.-
Garcia: Awww Rossi, you broke our genius!
Rossi: He'll get over it! Just tell him we're leaving.
JJ: I did, he's not budging.
Rossi: *sighs, grabs Reid's arm, and drags him along*
Reid: -.- *stays in the same position and facial expression he was, like a statue*