Alex was skipping sadly along the muddy trail singing her favorite song, "Somewhere, over the rainbow...Skies are BLACK and murders you dare commit really do come true..." It had been raining earlier in the day and she suddenly slipped, ruining her brand new black coat.
"DAMN IT!" she shrieked. Suddenly, she begun to fall through the earth. "SHIT!" she cried.
She fell into a deep, dark sleep. And when she woke, she was in a place where skies were black. Blood was splattered everywhere and little blue flowers grew in an orange field. She was in heaven!
She began to skip along the grey brick road. When she arrived at an apple tree, she thought of her friend Draco back home...He had just yesterday sent her an owl saying Caedin, Tauriel, Quinn, and some random girl, Glimmer, had been smashed by a giant penis. This made her a little sad, but she got over it quickly. She picked an apple. Draco had an orchard of them, he often took them into the bathroom to do who knows what... She really didn't want to know.
Suddenly a friendly little winged monkey swooped through the trees. Alex wasn't one to fall in love, but dang those wings were fine. She didn't believe in love at first sight, until now.
"Why hello there, handsome!" she said.
"Why hello! Wait a second...Are you flirting with me?" he asked
"Yes, I am, you pretty little monkey." She answered.
The monkey giggled and blushed. He thought through his options. He could date her, give her a chance. He could fly away... Then, he came up with a brilliant idea. He flew into the air and began peeing on Alex. She screamed angrily and the monkey laughed menacingly and flew away.
The end!
