You like me? YOU REALLY LIKE ME!
-sobs and dances-
Oh, yay!
This was going to be a once shot, but three hours after I posted the first chapter, SOMEONE (who will be named...nameless) -cough- NICOLE -cough- said if I did not update it, I would be shot and killed and fed to some werewolf's...and the last thing I need is Jake (EW) feeding on my corpse. I'd be MUCH happier with Edward doing the job...-sighs-
Out of all of my reviews, I have to say, I love these two people the most.
I LOVE YOU ALL BUT THESE GUYS ARE COOL. Haha..
Treehugger1427- gave me an idea for the plot. I owe you. She really owns this, I just put the insanity into words.
IheartJaske1220- Alright, your a Jacob fan, -spits- I'll forgive you only because your review was awesome and your profile rocks my toe socks off.
No really, you guys think I'm funny? You all should head straight for the loony bin. Haha.
Here is the insanity...
Plot: It's some random girls time of the month, she attends school only to face...-gasp- the Cullen's HOW will Jasper survive? How will EDWARD survive? How will I the writer survive? I might just drop dead(pretty please) from all this gasping!!
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Bella POV
Monday finally rolled around, after everything that had happened with Edward the other day, it came too soon.
I did NOT want to see Edward Cullen, for the first time in my life.
I PRAYED that Alice had not had a vision of what happened, but I knew if she did, Jasper would know about it. And that soon followed Emmett (I grimaced) and Rosalie. And then soon, the entire family would know about my ''long lost twin mouse'' Damn my quick thinking...
I got out of my truck when I herd the first bell ring, all I needed to do was get through ONE day without seeing Edward. I could do that! It would be easy!
I'll even make a bet with myself. If I ignore Edward all day and I never see him, I'll give myself three dollars.
"Hello Bella."
I just lost three dollars.
"Edward." I whispered, blushing, "How are you?"
He smiled, "Fine, how was your weekend?"
I froze, he HAD to mention that. I managed to croak out an "Eventful" before blushing even more.
He arched an eye brow, "I see. Can I walk you too class?"
I sighed, I might as well get this over with. "Sure." As we where walking I mumbled, "Damn three dollars."
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(AN: -goes cross eyed-)
Bella POV (still.)
The beginning of the day had gone by pretty fast. I had one class with Edward in the morning and then After Lunch (which I spent with the Cullen's anyway..) I had a bunch of classes with Emmett, Alice, and Jasper. Today, I was loosing more than three dollars.
Now, it was lunch. I walked over to the familiar table I always sat at, slowly, the Cullen's arrived.
"Hello Bella!" Emmett said with an evil grin, "You know I have a funny story to tell you..."
"Emmett don't..." Edward warned, but the man was unstoppable.
"We where hunting the other day, and BAM I saw a mouse. And you know what was the first thing I thought of?" he said.
My head slowly hit the lunch table, as his big laughter boomed, "YOUR LONG LOST TWIN!"
Damn you Edward.
"Emmett shut up, Bella, get over it." Rosalie said in an annoyed tone. Oh yeah, sure. Listen to the woman who has NOT been going through this in what, ninety years? Is she even a WOMAN anymore?
I was going to respond, maybe with a sarcastic comment. Many of which were floating around in my head, but I did not say anything, last thing I needed was Rosalie Hale killing me...
Suddenly, a loud roar ripped through the cafeteria, my first thought was, 'Lions! Tigers! Bears! OH SHIT!' and then, my brain started to work and I realized, 'what the hell would a bunch of zoo animals be doing in a school cafeteria?' I turned to see Jasper Hale, screaming in pain.
His normally gold eyes were a midnight black.
Emmett and Edward were trying to get him out of the lunch room, of course being who we were, everyone was staring at us. Rosalie kept pushing Jasper's arm and muttering, "Hold your breath, moron!"
I watched Jasper fight against Emmett's arms, he stopped roaring and merely growled.
'Well,' said some part of my brain, 'someone has anger issues' I quickly quited that part of my brain, Jasper need help now...but really, what the hell was going on?
Alice turned to me and saw the look on my face, "There's a girl in here who's getting her...well...let's just say Jasper isn't...dammit! Don't punch him Emmett!" The Cullen's rushed to remove Jasper from the room. Finally, he was gone, I raced after them.
"Dammit Jasper! I thought you had more control!" Edward hissed, clearly angry. Jasper blinked once, then twice. His eyes were a golden color once more.
"It's not my fault." he mumbled, Edward glared at him.
"Okay...so...I believe this is one of those 'oh crap moments' followed by another, 'fill in the stupid human' moments." I mumbled, five pairs of confused eyes found me...I blushed, "Uh..never mind. Just tell me what's going on."
"Nothing." Jasper said glancing at Edward's glare.
"Nothing?" I repeated, "Jasper, I know the food in school is bad, but not THAT bad! You don't see me getting up from my seat ROARING because the pizza tastes like dog shit! Now, really, come on."
Alice giggled, "Bella. Jasper is not good around blood, someone was...bleeding. A girl. Do the math."
"I—oh..."
Edward rolled his eyes, "Yeah."
Jasper looked embarrassed. Everyone was silent for a few moments.
"So, Bella," Emmett asked, "About this long lost twin of yours..."
I glared at him, "Emmett, shut up now or I'll sick my boyfriend on you."
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I love you all.
Logaaan.
