Naruto Uzumaki From...if you guessed naruto you were right (...that is kind of obvious)

1.) Tell him the only reason he want to bring Sasuke back is because he loves him

2.) When he protests show a SasuNaru fanfic

3.) Make his eyebrows bigger than Lee's

4.) Ask him he's noticed that Hinata likes hime yet

5.) Tell him he looks like a cat

6.) Go around Konoha yelling "here kitty, kitty. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

7.) Tell him that ramen noodles are going extinct ( where did that come from i have no idea really...is it even possible for noodles go extinct)

8.) Tell him that "Believe it!" is a horrible catchphrase.

9.) Get him to do the Caramelldansen in public

10.) Destroy Ichiraku Ramen

theres chapter 2. hope you liked. *evilly* if you didn't DIE. *sweetly* R&R.