Adventure time with Fiona and Finn, and Jake and Cake

Part 2

Normal Pov

Ice Queen was smiling creepily at them. "Hello ladies. Ah, who are these handsome babes you've got all to yourselves?" She said, and started to rub the gem on her crown.

"Get behind us cool dudes." Fiona said, and Finn and Jake moved closer to the group.

"Whatever. This is getting boring." Marshall said. He grabbed Marceline's arm. "Want to go out in the forest? Lumpy Space Prince is throwing a wild raging party in the woods. Be my date?"

"Of course. This lame group is totally trumping my chill vibes." Marceline smirked. The both of them flew off towards the party, Finn scoffing.

"We're cool." Finn said aloud, crossing his arms.

"I know we are dude." Jake said. Fiona whipped out her chap stick sword, making Finn whistle.

"Whoa. That's cool… I used to have grass sword on my arm… It turned my arm into a flower… But now I got a real arm-!"

"Cool story bro. But now its fighting time." Fiona said, whipping her sword around in front of her. The Ice Queen flew into the air. "Hehehe! You'll never see this coming!" Ice Queen laughed. Her hands glowed bright blue as she raised them.

"Ice Magick!" She squealed, and magic blue light flew out of her hands. "Ah!" Cake was hit with the beam and her legs were frozen in place.

"Who's that? Your little brothers?" Ice Queen cackled, and Finn whipped out his iron sword out of his hat. "We're from Alternate Universes-!"

"Alternate Universes?" The Ice Queen said, frowning. She lowered her hands. She looked closely at the two boys.

"Oh my! Oh my! I don't know how I didn't recognize you two! Your Finn and Jake!" She squealed, clapping her hands together. Finn frowned. "Yes… But how'd you know that?"

"I only write Finn and Jake fanfictions everyday," The Ice Queen giggled, waving her hands with emphasis.

"Heh. Both she and Ice King are creepy peeps.

"Silence pretty boys. You know girls, I think instead of fighting you. I'll just take them!" She laughed with a dark cackle. Finn and Jake guffawed. "Ha! Like that'll happen-!"

The Ice Queen jerked her arm forward, ice magic shooting out of her hands. Finn jumped back, the magic hitting just inches away from the boy's feet.

"Glob!" He said. He ran forward, sword in hand. The Ice Queen sent another blast of ice towards him, but then with a snap,, Finn blocked it with his sword.

"Go Finn!" Fiona cheered. Finn looked over to Fiona. "Wait, look out behind you!" He said, for the Ice Queen had just let fourth a stream of ice towards Cake. Fiona sliced the block in mid air, and it collapsed to the floor with a loud chunk. Fiona gasped. Her blade was now bent backwards. It was broken.

"You butt!" She cried out, slamming the sword on the ground in a vain attempt to fix it. Finn and Jake turned around with roars of fury and excitement. "Alright, you take the left, I'll take the right-!" Finn started.

With another blast of her ice magic, Finn and Jake collapsed to the ground. No ice was seen on their bodies, but they looked frozen.

"Wheeeee!" The Ice Queen cheered as Finn and Jake flew into the sky with her.

"Hey! Give em back you creepy jerk!" Cake yelled. She outstretched her arm fifthy feet from her place on the floor, and punched the Ice Queen in the jaw. The Ice Queen fell back slightly, but was still standing.

"Ah! You're the jerks, you butts!" She snapped, and with a small cackle, took off flying. Finn and Jake floating behind her motionlessly.

"Get back here!" Fiona cried out, running after her. "Wait a minute Fiona. You want to wait for me?" Cake asked, clawing at the ice caking her feet on the ground.

"Oh yeah, sorry about that." Fiona said, and then marched back to Cake's side. She jetted the broken sword in the ice and swiveled it around.

"She always does this. Every time we meet a radical dude, she always feels the need to mess with us." Fiona fumed.

"I know. But unless you want to send her to an alternate dimension or something, theirs nothing we can do." Cake said, joking.

It was as if a light bulb had went off in both of their heads.

"Shoot! Do you think if we ask Prisma, she'll send Ice Queen somewhere where she can't bother us?" Fiona smiled. Cake hissed, her hair standing on end.

"Hmm, that is tempting. But a part of me says that it's a bad thing to do." Cake said, frowning. Both girls hummed lightly to each other.

"Yeah… But seriously, its Ice Queen we're talking about. She does a bunch of stupid and bad stuff all the time. Don't you think we would be doing a good thing if we get rid of her?" Fiona asked, tilting her head with a small smile.

"Yeah, but its not like we're getting rid of her. We're actually just dumping her with someone else." Cake said. "And that's not nice." She added. She looked down to her tail.

"My tail! It's covered in ice. Look at this! It took me all day to comb my fur and get it to the exact same softness, as Ivory! That's it. Let's get rid of her." Cake said. Fiona smiled.

"Finally. But let's not just dump her anywhere. After we save those dudes, we'll send her to… How about the Nightosphere?"

"Do you think Marshall wants to put up with that beast?" Cake asked her, raising an eyebrow.

"No… But its not like Marshall likes to go to the Nightosphere anyway. He's always telling us how he's never gonna go back there, because of his mom and all." Fiona said with a small shrug.

"Oh yeah. Well maybe. Do we know any uninhabitable places?"

"Not ones where she'll suffer." She said. Fiona raised her hand to her chin and rubbed it softly as she thought.

"Maybe we should dump her in… Oh who knows? Let's just ask Prisma when we get there." Fiona said with a small shrug.

"Yeah.. no guilt right? There is absolutely no problem at all with dumping the Ice Queen away and forever from our hometown." Fiona said with a smile.

"Yep. Come on, let's go get those guys. Who knows what she's doing!" Cake said with a small shiver.

"I wonder what she would want to do with them anyway?"

In the Ice Queen's main Ice Room.

"Now, let's read this one. I call it, Marceline's closet. It's the one where you two have to spend the day in Marceline's closet and try to escape."

"Um, lady, we've been sitting here for about three stories. How are you perfectly describing actual events that happened in our life? Marceline's closet happened. And the one with the armor where Jake and I had to go out on that quest for the biggest armor and learn a life lesson. You told us the story about PB sending us out on an adventure to get the Enchiridion . Then the story with the Lich. How are you doing this?" Finn asked, a frown on his face. For about an hour, the Ice Queen had him and Jake iced up to a chair, stuck as they were forced to listen to her read her stories.

"No idea. It just pops into my head sometimes, I just make them up though, most of the time." The Ice Queen said with a shrug. Jake yawned.

"What are we going to do now, dude?" Jake whispered to Finn as the Ice Queen shuffled through her large pile of books to find a story that Finn and Jake didn't know of.

"No idea… Can you Magick yourself up or something?"

"Yeah."

"What?! We've been sitting here for an hour!"

"But I was bored and decided that their was pretty much nothing to do." Jake said with a shrug. Finn groaned.

"Dude, didn't you hear Marshall Lee? Theirs a party in the woods!" Finn groaned. "We could have done that!"
"Party? Did someone say party?" The Ice Queen giggled, looking up at them. Finn had an idea.

"Yeah, a party. Lumpy Space Prince is throwing one." Finn said. The Ice Queen raised her eyebrows.

"What? But I wasn't invited." She started, and Finn bit back his retort. Another idea popped into his head suddenly

"Hmm… That's what I wanted to tell you. There is an awesome and radical, totally mathematical party going on in the woods right now, but peeps can't come if they don't have a date. Jake and I were wondering if you'd be our date."

"Wait wha-!"
Finn jabbed Jake in the elbow hard, silencing him. "Oh my, a date, hmm. Party? Theirs a lot of things to do at a party." The Ice Queen smiled, and upon looking away from the boys, both Finn and Jake quietly gagged.

"Ew!"

"Dude shush. We can always just ditch her during the party. Besides, we have to find Marceline before we go home tonight." Finn whispered. Jake nodded with a sigh.

"Fine!"
"Alright boys. I've made up my mind. We're going to that cool party!" The Ice Queen said.

"And now I've got two dates. That's at least two more then that stupid Fiona the human has!" The Ice Queen said to herself, rubbing her hands together. Then she let out a cackling and maniacal laugh.

"Man, that chick has problems." Finn sighed to himself.

"Yep." Jake nodded.

Marceline strummed the cords of the guitar softly, letting the vibrations of the music run deeply throughout the throngs of the forest.

"Don't break my guitar." Marshall commented to her, grabbing her arm as he led her deeper into the forest. Marceline rolled her eyes.

"It's my guitar."

"Um, no its not." Marshall said, turning to her. She flipped it upside down. "You see this bad boy? Marceline." Marceline said aloud. In gold and shiny letters, Marceline was drawn in a italic form on the base of the guitar. Marshall stared.

"Hmm… Well that's embarrassing." He said, and the both of them flew over to the clearing. Large and loud music was flowing through the trees. The party was there.

"Yes, it is. I enjoy your embarrassment." Marceline chuckled with a shrug. Marshall floated closer to her. "But if that's your guitar… Where's mine?" He said, raising an eyebrow.

"Hmm… Did you leave it on your bed?" She asked him. Marshall shook his head no, chuckling softly.

"Don't you think I'd know if I had it on my bed…" He stopped, staring into the treetops.

"What?" Marceline asked him, adjusting the guitar on her other shoulder.

"I left it on my bed. I just remembered." He said, his cheeks flushing softly.

"Ha!" Marceline laughed. The both of them flew into the party. "Its going on strong, man." Marceline said with a laugh. It indeed was.

"This party.. Is lame." Both Marshall and Marceline said to each other, crossing their arms at the same time.

"Yep. Its filled with stupid people, stupid food, stupid music, and stupid air." Marceline said, flipping her long hair.

"Yep. Couldn't agree more." Marshall Lee said. "So you want to go back to my house and have a jam session?" Marshall asked her.

"Yeah." Marceline said with a small shrug.

Out of nowhere, Finn came running up to Marceline. They had both been sitting on the lower branches of a tree, but the two of them floated down to the ground when they saw Finn.

"Marcy! Marcy we have to leave now. It was fun and all at first, but now the Ice Queen's gone crazy! She had us put up in her castle and she was reading us all these stories. But its like she's been spying on us or something. Because she kept writing about stuff that's already happened. Like Jake and I hiding in your closet-!"

Marshall snorted. "Told you he liked you-!"

"Yes, we get it, you have emotional attachment problems and you deal with it by insulting people. You're a jerk, we know that. Marceline, let's go. We're going back home."

"What?!" Marceline said, her face softening slightly. "Wait a minute, can't it wait. What about our awesome jam session?" Marshall asked. Finn scowled angrily.

"No, Jakes waiting for us at Prisma's.. So anyway, we have to go. Let's go Marceline." Finn snapped, grabbing her arm. He started to drag Marceline towards the portal by the trees. Marceline looked back to Marshall, both of their faces scrunched up.

"I won't forget you Marceline." Marshall waved at her. Marceline nodded. "Yeah, me too, dude." She sighed. Finn walked faster. But then two voices shouted at the same time.

"Wait a minute!"