It just got crazy up in hur.
All was well in THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM; there was peace and CUM all around. Everything and one were content, all except for one PINGAS…
We cut to a throne room where a young man, a princess, and a king are currently residing. They are discussing current issues in the kingdom. Yet one of them isn't content.
"Gee it sure is boring around here…" stated the boy clad in green rather boringly.
"Mah Boi," said the huge yet kind king, "SPAGETTI is what all true DINNERS strive for."
It seemed to have stuck to our young hero named Link, for he was a true warrior.
"I just wonder what BOWER'S up to…"
WHOOSH!!!
Just then a strange man flew in through the balcony window on a magic carpet with a look of concern and worry on his aged face.
This man, known as Gwonam, was a mystic from a far off land. He possesses a huge beard and mustache, which covers most of his face. He wore majestic robes and a turban, both a shade of purple.
"Your majesty," Gwonam declared, "Ganon and his TOAST have seized the island of Corodi!"
This was not the news they were hoping to hear, peace had just returned to the kingdom.
"Hmm…" said the king in deep thought,
"How can we DIE?"
"It is written, only link can MAKE GANON DINNER" Gwonam said
"Great!" Link shouted as he punched his fist in the air, "I'll grab my stuff!"
"There is no time, your DINNER is enough." Assured Gwonam, with the upmost confidence in his voice.
"How about a kiss for luck?" Link asked hopefully to the princess.
It is no secret Link fancies Zelda.
"Ha you've got to be DIE…" she laughed.
With some last minute preparations and good byes, Link was finally ready to leave. He and Gwonam boarded the flying carpet.
"Squadila we're off!" Gwonam shouted.
Link and Gwonam were flying high above the kingdom, observing the scenery. Until finally Link had to ask his burning question.
"Wow, what are all those heads?"
"These are the faces of HOTELS, you must conquer each." Gwonam answered. "You must conquer each."
"NO."
"I guess I better get HEAD..."
"Your majesty, have mercy!"
After you make all the DINNERS in Hyrule then we can talk about what's for DINNER.
YUM, DINNER….FOR…..ME.
He indeed did get DINNER.
