Eddy as Kamina. Edd as Simon. Panty as Yoko. Ed as The fat guy that argues with Kamina in the first episode about trying to dig to the surface. Powerpuffs as those three skanks who bad mouth poor little Simon the second he appears in the first episode. Dexter as that blue haired technichan guy who's name I'm too lazy to look up right now. Slender Man and Jeff the Killer as the beast men. And for the role of Gurren Lagann, well... You'll see.


Edd is busy drilling right now.

Edd: Oh yeah. You take the drill all the way baby.

Not that way. He then gets jammed on the key.

Edd: Hey. Something shiny.

He then returns the village and walks back to the center while inspecting the key. He over hears the girls gossiping.

Bosslom: Ew look its that one miner kid.

Buttercup: Try getting any when you are that size and covered in dirt all the time.

Bubbles: Hehe... He's still a virgin.

Edd: Haha and you're all still b****es.

Edd then leaves them because no one cares about them skanks. He then runs into his "bro" Eddy.

Eddy: Id bang them chicks. Oh wait am I on? D***.

Edd: Um... Hey Eddy. Did you have a PLAN for today?

Eddy: Back to scamming eh? Everytime I try to pull out...

Edd: You mean get out, right?

Eddy then looks around for a second.

Eddy: Um... Yeah. Lets go.


Edd & Eddy are being lectured by Ed while their previous attempt to go to the surface left most of the village in crumbles and the parts they didn't destroy on fire.

Eddy: Okay. In retrospect, it may have not been the best plan I had. But it's not like anyone got hurt.

Ed: Fifty people died because of the first phase of your plan, We still haven't found a third of the village and the only nurse we had lost both of her arms and legs because of you.

Edd: But I'm not on your s*** list, am I bro?

Ed: Well normally I'd throw all of those involved in the mass destruction of our beloved and only home in confinement but the script says otherwise for you Double D.

Edd: Yes. See ya later bro.

Eddy: So when you say confinement, what do you mean exactly?


Eddy is tied to restrains in a cell.

Eddy: Not even the kinky kind.

Meanwhile, Edd works overtime.

Edd: Oh I'm just a drilling fool, with a drilling tool. Dododododododo!

He hits something.

Edd: No way.

Back to Eddy who is sleeping.

Eddy: Oh yeah, make it tighter.

I think. Just then Edd drills up under Eddy.

Eddy: Ah!

Edd: What?

Eddy: Ya drilled into the twins cradle.

Edd: Huh? Oh. Oh! Sorry chief thats my bad. Um... Do I pull it out or leave it in?

Eddy: Hmm... That's a good question.

Hours later.

Eddy: Ah!

Edd: Okay. So I was supposed to leave it in.

Eddy: Kill me.

Edd: But don't worry. I'll just stick it back in.

Eddy: No!

More hours later.

Eddy: So what did you wanna show me so bad that it nearly cost me my future child's life?

Edd: Ha! Like you would want children. But any ways, check out this face I found.

The duo is cut off by Ed.

Ed: You broke my heart Double D. Not in the romantic kind of way but in the I trusted you and you double crossed me kind of way.

Edd: It is kinda half my name ya know.

Eddy: Yeah Ed, at the end of the day you have no else to blame but yourself.

Ed: I will turn you into Jamie Lannister and cut your right hand off for no reason.

Eddy: What ever. Lannister's, we ride together we die together. I got your back Lannister's.

Ed: You would die together.

Edd: Thats not all they do together.

Right as the three started going at each other the Earth begins to shake.

Eddy: Oh, right on time.

Just then the giant robot monster thingy fell through the ceiling. He looked kinda like the Stay Puft monster.

Edd: Yeah.

Panty jumps down shooting at the monster causing it to fall onto it back.

Panty: S'up dorks.

Eddy: Apperantly you?

Edd: Face time.

Panty: Skyping won't help you now.

Edd:... Just follow me.


The trio crawls through the tunnel to the head. They finally reach the head.

Edd: Check it.

Eddy: Lets do what every guy that met Panty did and go in.

Edd: Yay for inneduos!

Panty: Every guy, except for you two.

They cram into the head which looked like Dynamo's head from Powerpuffs.

Panty: Who's in me?

Eddy: Sorry. Saw a pic of your sis.

Panty: What? My sister gives you a hard on but having these sweet gams shoved into your face does nothing!?

Eddy: Silence yourself which and help me get out of you! Ahahahaha! How can you flex those muscles!

Edd: I don't even want to know.

Edd starts the head and drives it out of the tunnel.


Ed and the Stay Puft monster are playing patty cake until The trio emerge from underneath the monster and ram it skywards.

Edd: You know what times like this make me think of?

Eddy: What?

Edd: Living here in Jersey fighting bad guys from afar.

Eddy: You gotta find first gear in your giant robot car.

Edd and Eddy point to each other.

Edd & Eddy: Because YOU! Dig! Giant robots!

Edd and Eddy point to themselves.

Edd & Eddy: I! Dig! Giant robots!

Edd and Eddy highfive each other.

Edd & Eddy: WE! Dig! Giant robots!

Edd and Eddy point at Panty.

Edd & Eddy:Chicks! Dig! Giant Robots!

They arrive to the surface and throw the Stay Puft man into the sky so high he's out of sight.

Edd & Eddy: Nice.

They land and look at the surface.

Eddy: That was awesome.

Edd: It sure was. Hey, how many of those monster guys were there?

Panty: Just the one.

Edd: You sure it wasn't like three?

Eddy & Panty turn to see two more monsters standing there infront of them.

Monster 1: Hey check it out. Tiny humans. Hehe.

Monster 2:They're so small. Ha!

Eddy: Who ya calling small!?

Monster 2: You tiny man.

Eddy: Oh, okay. Wipe it out then buddy.

Monster 2: Huh?

Eddy: Yeah, show us what you're packing if you're so big.

Monster 2: Thats it you're going down.

The monster prepares to step on them.

Edd & Panty: Way to go Eddy.

Eddy: Shut up.

Everyone waits for the monster to stomp on them only to here something else get smashed. They open their eyes and look up at the monster that was going to step on them and see the rest of the Stay Puft Man fell on him.

The Trio: Cool.

The monster falls over and it's pilot, Jeff, runs out to the other monster.

Monster 2: Come on. Lets get out of here.

Jeff: Kill them first!

Monster: How am I supposed to do that when they have all of those human friends of theirs over there?

Everyone looks over to a ridge and see other humans on it doing nothing.

Jeff: What are you serious? You have a giant robot!

Monster 2: Im still not getting...

Jeff: ...

Monster 2: Oh. Now I get ya!

The other monster gets back up.

Jeff: I thought it was out of commission.

Eddy: Guys check it out! I've got a robot monster too.

Edd: Copycat.

Eddy: Shut it! Like us my robot is bigger in comparison.

Jeff: Quick! Kill them while they're distracted!

Monster 2: Jeff, I have a giant Gundam robot and there's two guys with an Optimus Prime knockoff yelling the s*** out of each other. S*** is about to go down.

The second monster is ready to step on Edd and Panty.

Panty: Do something you idiot!

Edd looks at his eye phone and watches a video of the shocked chipmunk video.

Panty: We're about to die!

Edd: Oh no. We're about to die.

Eddy uses his robot and blocks the other one.

Eddy: I don't think so! Suck a fat d*** Kick!

Eddys robot tornado kicks the other monster into a mountain. He then leaps at the monster again.

Eddy: I don't usally hit girls but I'll make a special exception for you punch!

Eddys robot then smashes the Monsters robot beyond its ability to fight.

Jeff: We can leave now if you want.

Monster 2: Wait for the boss to here about this.

The monsters retreat.

Eddy: Yeah go cry to your boss! Tell him to bring the whole spaghetti army of monsters next time! Maybe we'll switch things up and give them all a good smacking!

Edd: Never test the Pimp hand buddy.


The Eds and Panty regroup with the other humans.

Dexter: Why did I have to get this role?

Eddy: Be happy we included you in something that didn't involve dating your cousin.

Dexter: Well, I guess you're right.

Edd: We'd do more but we can't find more episodes on YouTube. Anyone know where we can go for an English dub version?... Anyone?


Review: On a scale of one to five Autobots symbols we give these two episodes all five.

Next time the Eds do their most requested story yet.