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Arwen's Lament
I'm in love with a Ranger called Aragorn
Of virtue he's truly a paragon
But sometimes I feel,
Though my heart he did steal,
Our engagement is dragging and dragging on.
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Eärendil
The valiant Eärendil
Panted up to the top of a hill
But no-one was there
The #$!s were elsewhere
They were partying on Taniquetil
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The Downfall of Númenor
The mighty king Ar-Pharazôn
He captured the slimy Sauron
But Sauron spoke sweetly
And fooled him completely
And made him an arrogant moron.
