Doggy Style

Chapter One: A walk through hell, and to think it's only the beginning.

"Oi Naruto, careful over there!" A frazzled, and overly worried Inuzuka demanded, watching as Naruto nearly dropped yet another shot glass. The blond looked up, flashing Kiba a careless grin in means to say that nothing bad would happen. If Kiba hadn't known any better, he would have trusted Naruto. Although, after a lengthy five years of friendship with the Kyuubi vessel the dog lover knew well that...

CRASH.

And there it went. Another stack of shot glasses came in contact with the ground. Groaning, Kiba approached the extensive mess whilst running a hand lazily through his mess of brown spikes. "Your going to have to pick this up. You know that right?" He asked Naruto. The blond was seen nodding, already ahead of him having grabbed a broom and dust pan.

"Hai Kiba. I've got it all taken care of."

SMASH.

Or not, Kiba contemplated doing a face palm once seeing Naruto trip over a tiny fleck of glass coming in intimate contact with the plaster otherwise known as the wall. Well, to be more specific Naruto's face came in contact with the groin of a certain Japanese pop star in the 'Alice Nine' Poster that Kiba had hanging on the wall. This action, caused Inuzuka to die out laughing nearly falling to the floor, if it hadn't been for the glass scattered about the tile at the moment.

"Naruto, I never knew that you liked guys." He teased, poking his friend in the shoulder although he already knew well that the blond haired blue eyed boy had a certain interest in Konoha's raven haired god. Turning around, Naruto was sure to glare at the brown haired boy.

"Speak for yourself Kiba."

Kiba, who was in the middle of sipping water from a Zephyrhills bottle nearly choked. "Touche."

In a flurry of movement, the two were wrestling Naruto the one with the extensive taekwondo training having the upper hand. He set his knee on Kiba's chest causing him to have difficulty breathing when Sasuke entered unannounced.

The Uchiha raised a thin eyebrow, looking un-amused with the situation at hand. "Am I, interrupting something?" He finally questioned apathetically.

Naruto scrambled into a standing position, before shooting an embarrassed glare at Kiba that simply said 'You invited him? I could have used a warning.' Kiba responded to this with a goofy expression that meant. 'I was going to surprise you. Ha ha you should see your face.'

Sasuke still didn't look amused. "Enough with the silent conversations." He demanded. "It's driving me nuts." The two teenagers returned to looking at Sasuke and Naruto blushed a crimson color.

"I'm going to go to the bathroom." The blond stammered, before dashing off in the complete opposite direction. Meanwhile, Kiba rose from the floor dusting himself off. He tossed Sasuke the broom and pointed to the flecks of glass gathered on the tile. "Clean that up." He demanded. "The other's should be here soon."

Walking away, the Inuzuka missed Sasuke's imitation of him before the raven got to work with sweeping the floor. A few seconds later, Naruto returned. He was already occupied though, shirt riding up so that it showed off his abdomen as he examined a cut he had received when wrestling Kiba beforehand. Sasuke stared at the shorter boy, eyebrow raised again. Taking a step toward Naruto, the moment was sadly interrupted by Kiba returning with a bottle of sake' and a few other oddities that were quite obviously alcoholic.

The translucent bottles, all sealed and filled to the brim with liquid were set onto the table with the remaining shot glasses and plastic cups. Kiba shot a glare in Naruto's general direction. "Don't break any of that." He requested, before going to answer the door having heard it ringing. This left Sasuke alone with Naruto once more, and to add to this Naruto still had his shirt up.

Sasuke could already feel the Uchiha self pride diminishing as he stared at Naruto's lean figure coming up with a 'game plan' as he oftentimes referred to it. Again though, the moment was interrupted by arriving guests. Damn the bad timing!

Hinata, Shikamaru, and a scowling Neji came wandering in to join the not-so-lively party. Hinata was dressed, a little to formal for the occasion and a plotting Kiba who came in on the rear was apparently going to change that by the end of the night. Shikamaru was dressed as he usually was, looking simply THRILLED that he'd been invited. Meanwhile, Neji was scowling. Simply scowling, and nothing more.

"So, nice weather eh?" Naruto questioned yanking his shirt down to Sasuke's dismay. The motley crew nodded, Neji already trying to convince his cousin to leave. Kiba's hand came in contact with the Hyuuga's shoulder. Turning Neji saw the large and cocky grin that only indicated they were all screwed. "There's nothing to worry about Neji. Live a little!" Kiba suggested, really meaning 'stop bothering your cousin and let me take care of her for you.' Neji shrugged Kiba's hand off his shoulder and took safety by sitting on the couch.

Kiba sighed, the party apparently wasn't as lively as he expected it to be. He looked at Naruto with a pleading gaze, the blond was already ahead of him. Pressing one of the many buttons on the stereo Naruto turned on music, in attempts to really start the party.

The sounds of Klouns by T.A.T.U. was heard throughout the apartment and in hopes of getting everyone in a better mood Naruto started dancing, to be soon joined by Kiba. Sasuke diverted his gaze from the erratically dancing numskulls and made his way to the refreshments. Sweet, sweet, alcohol. Holding the glass to his lips, the Uchiha downed the first glass easily feeling the liquid course through his system. He could already tell it was going to be a long night.

The doorbell rang again, and Ino and Choji were welcome followed by Sakura and Kakashi. Why Kakashi was there, no one truly knew but there had to be some reason. By this time, Sasuke had finished three glasses of Jack Daniels and was working his way through a fourth, only slightly buzzed.

Noticing this, Kiba elbowed Naruto and nodded towards the raven who was getting tipsy. Naruto rolled his eyes, deciding it would be best to get Sasuke away from happy hour. Shutting off the music, Naruto knelt on the floor in front of the wide screen television. "So, who's up for some scene it?" He questioned hopefully. The guests shrugged. It was an idea.