Dun own Naruto

Chapter two

Rakusa stepped back as she watched her mum, her mum's friend and the new stranger all getting high.
"Dad" she called as she ran to her father's side in fear.
"Its ok I'm scared to" he told her. "And I willingly married her" he added.
"Oh Gaara honey" Bec called as she walked over to him and gave him some of her sugar.
"Dad" Rakusa said uncertainly. "Are you ok"
"YEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Gaara shouted as he started running around the room and then crashed into a door and fell down unconscious.
"Damn" Rakusa cursed as Rikku offered her some sugar.
"Its yummy trust me" Rikku said as Rakusa sighed.
"Oh well" she said as she took some sugar. "If you can't stop them then why not join them"

Rakusa took a piece of pocky and chewed on it, immediately feeling lighter. Rikku stared at Bec and said,

"You sure this is your kid? I KNOW you get high after a few minutes... not seconds..." Bec giggled and said,

"Yeah, she gets her tolerance from Gaara-kun." Rikku giggled too, looking at the passed-out red head. Rakusa was grinning evilly, and they stared at her, same grin in place.

"Alright...Here's the plan." Rakusa said.

'I thought I was supposed to make the plan!' Rikku and Bec thought yet just nodded and listened in.

"Rikku, mom, you guys get Kankuro and Itachi pinned down, I'll get Shinku-kun. Rikka-chan will find and take out Sasuke-chan and Aly-chan will find Neji-kun to take him out, than Hina-chan can find Naru-kun for the same reason, ect, ect..." Rakusa said. Rikku and Bec nodded.

"Alright! You heard the lady! LET'S PPPAAARRRRTTTTAAAAYYYY!!!" and with that, all of the girls ran into the house, covered in the shadows...

"Ok so what are we at" Rakusa demanded as she looked around. Bec was poking her unconscious husband while Rikku had accidentally knocked Itachi unconscious and was now drawing things on his face with a permanent marker. Turns out Gaara tried to stop Bec from tying up his brother so Bec had switched victims. Luckily Temari decided to join in the fun, or more Rakusa had pleaded with her aunt to eat sugar which made her join the sugar high festives and it turned out she had just the same tolerance for sugar then her brothers, so now she was now smirking while Kankuro sat strapped to a chair.
"Good work people, um Rikku maybe lay of the drawings a little and Mum stop bugging dad."
"But...but" Bec began as Rakusa sighed.
"Fine you can have five more minutes of irritating him" she said as Bec squealed in delight and resumed poking her husband.
"We are back" Hinata called as she walked in dragging an unconscious Naruto followed by Ino who had both Shikamaru and Choji behind her, whom were both looking utterly terrified.
"Good job" Rakusa told them happily. The door opened and in walked Alyssa. Rakusa frowned at her, or more at the figure she was dragging.
"Well I was going to take out Neji but unfortunately he got in the way" Aly explained as she pointed to the lump form of Lee.
"Damn" Rakusa said.
"But don't worry, I managed to find back up" Aly told the girls as Neji walked in followed by Tenten who had a kunai aimed at his head to keep him moving.
"Good, so is that everyone?" Rikku asked.

Gaara shot up after Bec poked him REAAAALLLLYYY hard in the side, looking around wildly. He saw his wife and the woman he called a 'friend that made him insane' grinning evilly. One sentence was going through his mind.

'...I'm sooooooo fucked.' He didn't get another chance to think before Bec jumped on him, and hugged him tightly.

"ooooooursuuukawaii!!!!!" she said really fast. He blinked and patted her head like '...wtf'

He felt hands on his arms, and started thrashing.

"You're lucky, Gaara. You're the first vi-errrr patient of the night!" Rikku said, holding him to a wall. Tenten threw her weapons from a mile away drinking some fruit punch and standing backwards. They all hit him. Gaara sighed and said,

"Well, at least this won't be as bad as what you're going to do to them..." while thinking,

'And I can ask Bec for that little 'favor'...'

"DAD" Rakusa screeched as Rikku turned to Bec.
"Ohhhh do tell me" she said as Bec smirked.
"Really why?"
"Because I need another plan to get Itachi to willingly go along with me in our next argument"
"Ok fair enough" Bec said as she whispered it in Rikku's ear. Rikku turned to stare at her in disbelief.
"OMG that's brilliant"
"I know" Bec laughed.
"I mean it, that's really really smart" Rikku told her as she nodded.
"It's been known to happen once every few years" Bec said as Rakusa looked at her.
"What is known to happen every few years?" she asked.
"Her showing signs of intelligence" Gaara replied. "Or just showing a sign that she owns a brain" he added as Rakusa tried to stop herself from laughing. Her Mum could be scary when she was angry.
"Hey!" Bec shouted at him. "It's just like you and vacuuming. Just because I own one doesn't mean I have to use it."
"Basically" Gaara told Rakusa. "She doesn't know how to"

Rikku rolled her eyes at their antics. Than, as everyone started arguing, she yelled,

"SHUT YER MOUTHS, YOU TURKIES!!!!!!!!!!" and they all stared at her.

"...Good, now that I have your attention." she said. "We need to infiltrate the hideout so we can get in!!!" everyone agreed and ran into the house, finding their prey. Itachi was asking Kami why this had to happen to him and why he married this woman.

To that, Rikku replied, "It's because you love me so much." with a big smile.

Without him noticing, she had him pinned to the floor, and she was waiting for Tenten to come around to pin him to a wall. Same thing was going on for everyone else.

"DAMNIT, TENTEN, WHERE ARE YOU!?" Rikku and Bec yelled at the same time. Itachi and Gaara looked at each other and than for the first time in a long time, a light bulb, mind you it was EXTREAMLY dusty, went off in their heads.

"Hey, Rii-chan..." Itachi whispered.

"Becky..." Gaara murmured in Bec's ear. They both looked up to their husbands and BAM, they were all making out in no time. Out of nowhere, Tenten came in and blushed as everyone stared at her. She had her hair messed up and her shirt was on backwards. She gulped nervously before looking around desperately and found something that could get everyone's attention of her.

"...WHAT THE FRIK..." she shouted, pointing to Rikku and Bec as everyone did the same. The two couples all looked up at her. Rikku's sleeve was falling down; Bec was completely ignoring her and still making out with Gaara and everyone looked like they just had sex.

"Guys" Rakusa shouted as everyone turned to her. Both Bec and Rikku sighed then after giving their husbands the 'we will continue this later' look they got back to work. They pinned their 'prey' to the wall with Tenten's weapons and than, Rikku and Bec said,

"...Time to get started!!!!!!" and with that, they started torturing their husbands.

"I have no idea why we married them" Itachi mumbled an hour later when he was still pinned to the wall, along with Gaara but the girls had lost interest now and were instead whispering to each other while the other boys were pinned to the opposite wall, some knocked out and the others pretending to be.
"Because their good kissers" Gaara replied, his mind still hazy from their pervious actions.
"True" Itachi replied with a smirk.
"Well at least we can make them pay us back tonight" Gaara suggested as Itachi surpassed a laugh.
"Good call Gaara, good call" he said.
Meanwhile the girls were all in a huge debate on who their next victims should be.
"But I don't feel right torturing Sasuke" Sakura whined.
"Me either" Ino yelled.
"What about Naruto then, I don't mind torturing him" Sakura told them.
"N...n...not Na...nar...ruto" Hinata stammered as they all sighed.
"Who then" Rikku demanded as the other girls shrugged.
"God damm it make a decision already" Bec yelled. "I'm bored"
"You make one then" Rikku told her.
"Well I um don't know who to choose ether" Bec admitted as the girls all sighed.

"Any ideas Tenten?" Bec asked as they all turned to see Tenten missing.

"Ok where is she" Rikku asked as they all hurried from room to room and soon found Tenten making out with Neji.
"Hey Hinata" Bec said. "Would you mind if we tortured Neji"

"No" Hinata replied as Bec grinned.

"Good then lets begin shell we" Rikku told them as they nodded and advanced on Neji

"Tenten save me" he cried but Tenten just smirked.

"Sorry Neji I know your good and all...but to be honest you're not that good yet" He looked at her shocked as she grinned devilish and began helping to torture him.

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