We pick up our story in Season 7 of Stargate.

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"Want Daddy," a childish wail could be heard in the corridor and beyond.

Daniel Jackson followed General Hammond into the infirmary where he proceeded to retrieve the three year old from a frazzled nurse. He tried calming her but Buffy kept crying for her her daddy.

"General? Is Jack okay?" he asked rubbed the girl's back.

"That's what I need you to help me determine. At 0700 a boy was apprehended at the front gate. He had the colonel's ID and Buffy," Hammond said raising his voice to so that he could be heard over the hysterical child. "We tried calling his home but there has been no answer. Major Carter contacted the sitter but when Miss McClay arrived at O'Neill's residence this morning there was a note on the door saying that he was bringing Buffy here for the day."

"Want Daddy!"

"So, I'm guessing that the loud, grating voice is learned rather that genetic," the linguist who might now have a ruptured eardrum said to no one in particular.

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"No," Colonel Jack O'Neill tried staring down Mini-Me.

"Not a chance," the teen replied returning the glare.

"And just how am I supposed to explain you?"

"Distant relative? Defective condom?"

"I wonder if I can return you to Thor."

"Look at it this way, you can save on babysitting fees while you're on duty."

The colonel knew he would probably regret it but he didn't really have it in him to separate his clone from Buffy. Of course, he wasn't going to be too easy on the little twerp.

"Oh, I don't think so," an evil glint entered O'Neill's eye. "I'm not going to be accused of neglecting your education. The deal is this, you have to agree to attend high school and generally live as fifteen year old. No car, no beer and Tara will be in charge when I'm not home."

"Deal."

A moment later, Jack had his first regret.

"Ya know, teenagers date, Dad," Jack Junior said. "Can I date Carter?"

"Why you little..."