ZEXY THE UNICORN 2!

IT'S BAAAAAAAACK!! Featuring special guest star……Master Xehanort! Hooray for Birth By Sleep!

Zexion is back in the Castle Oblivion basement making his book come to life, when Axel and Demyx dressed in scuba gear float in above him.
Demyx: Glub glub.
Axel: Glub glub.
Demyx: Glub glub.
Axel: (scuba tank noises)
Demyx: Look over there! It's a coral reef!
Zexy: Oh look, it's you guys. And you're floating.
Demyx: Zexy, we're scuba diving, Zexy.
Axel: We're exploring the depths of the ocean bluuuue!
Demyx: OH NO! Here comes a school of poisonous fugu fish!
Axel: NOOOOOO! FUGU!!!!
Zexy: Ah, you gotta watch out for those. So….go away, I'm watching BV. (book-o-vision)
A blue hole appears on the book, and Zexion drops it immediately.
Demyx: The vortex is open!
Zexy: Oh God. Okay, what is this?
Axel: Zexy! We're being pulled into the vortex! Swim away, fugu fish, swim awaaaaay!
Zexy: Come on now, you guys are freaking me out! Turn this thing off!
Demyx: There's no stopping the vortex, Zexy!
Axel: Fuuuguuuuuuuuuuuu!
The vortex disappears, with Demyx and Axel in it. The book closes.
Zexy: Guys? Guuuys? Or girls. I know Axel is a guy, but Demyx I'm not so sure about.
The vortex reopens on top of Zexion's head, with Demyx's upper half sticking out.
Demyx: Zexy! Zexy, I have the amulet!
Zexy: What amulet? What's going on?!
Demyx: The amulet Zexy! The magical amulet! Sparkle sparkles!
Axel's head appears out of a second vortex on Zexy's crotch.
Axel: Sp, sparkles!
He disappears again.
Zexy: I don't understand what you're talking about!
Demyx: The amuleeeeet! Nyeh, nyeh nyeh! Nyeh nyeh!
The vortex closes, and Demyx disappears, before reappearing with Axel. Their scuba outfits are gone, but Demyx has the amulet on.
Demyx: We did it!
Axel: We got the amulet!
Zexy: Great. Now go away! I'm tired of the horrible things that happen when you're around!
Demyx: No, Zexy!
Axel: NO!
They both inflate with babbling "no!"
Demyx: We have to take the amulet to the Banana King!
Zexy: Oh yes, the Banana King, of course. Absolutely not!
Axel: He's counting on us, Charlie! Nyeh!
Axel begins floating.
Demyx: If we don't give the amulet to the Banana King, the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness!
Axel: NO! DARKNESS!
Axel is still floating. The vortexes on Zexy's head and crotch open again, tentacles are seen, and screeching is heard.
Zexy: AAH! Alright, fine! I'll go, I'll go!
Demyx and Axel: YAY!
Axel: Darkness!

The Old Woods again.
Demyx and Axel: (repeatedly making tongue noises)
Zexy: What are you two doing?
Demyx and Axel: (more noises)
Zexy: Stop that.
Demyx: …………(makes one more noise)
Zexy: Oh look at that.
A large Z is shown.
Demyx and Axel: Z!!!!!!
Demyx: (translated from Spanish) The man with the hat sent us!
Axel: (also translated) He told us many amazing stories!
Z: (pinging)
Demyx and Axel: Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
Zexy: What?
Demyx: (Spanish) Tonight we dine on turtles!
Axel: (Spanish) They look good, dhey, Z!
Z fires a laser at Zexion.
Zexy: Ahh! What did you two do?
Demyx and Axel: Z!!!
Demyx: (Spanish) I'm happy!
Z: (pinging sounds again)
Demyx and Axel: Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
Zexy: Just keep walking, Zexion. Keep walking……

The trio find a giant shoe, with Luxord sitting up front, as if he were driving it……
Demyx: Hop on board the train, Zexy!
Axel: It's gonna take us to the Banana King!
Zexy: I don't see any train. All I see is a giant sneaker.
Demyx: It's the Choo Choo Shoe, Zexy!
Axel: The Choo Choo Shoe!
Demyx: Hurry, Zexy, it's about to leave!
Demyx and Axel get in the shoe.
Demyx and Axel: Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoe shoe! Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga SHOE SHOOOOOOE!
Zexy: Yeah, I forgot my boarding pass. I'll just walk.

Finally, the team arrives at the fort of the Banana King (It's really just a small stage on Destiny Island).
Axel: We're here, Zexy!
Demyx: The Temple of the Banana King!
Zexy: Great. Let's leave the amulet and go home.
Suddenly, Master Xehanort appears out of the ground. His clothes all have turned green, he has a spade-like tail, and he's wearing a Santa hat.
Zexy: ……Who is that?
Silence.
Zexy: No, no, really, you guys see it right?
More silence.
Zexy: I gotta be honest, I'm getting creeped out here. Somebody say something!
Master Xehanort suddenly starts to sing.

Master X: Zexy, you look quite down
With your big sad eyes and your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so graaaaaay!

Zexy, when your life's a mess
When you're feeling blue
Always in distress
I know what can wash that sad awaaaaaaaaay

All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (Zexy: A banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true, (Zexy: Says who?) so true,
once it's in your gloom will disappear
The sad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear!

And dozens of small Vexens in yellow cloaks appear (A/N: His hair is the peel! LOL!) and start singing along with Master Xehanort.

Put a banana in your ear! (Zexy: I'd rather keep my ear clear!)
You will never be happy if you live your life in fear!
It's true, (Zexy: Says you.), so true,
When it's in the skies are bright and clear!
Oh every day of every year
The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere!
So go and put a banana in your…...
The Mini-Vexnanas diappear.

Master Xehanort: EeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAAAAaaaaaear!

Master Xehanort bursts into flames and dives into the water.
Zexy: Of course. He burst into flames.
Demyx: Go forth, magical amulet! Return to the Banana King!
The amulet flies above the stage, and begins to shine a light onto Zexy. Zexy begins floating towards it.
Demyx: Zexy, YOU'RE the Banana King!
Zexy: What? Hey, hey, hold on a minute!
A Mini-Vexen appears on Zexy's back.
Vexen: You're the Banana King, Zexy!
Zexy: No, I'm not! That doesn't even make any sense!
Demyx: All hail the Banana King!
Zexy: I'm not the Banana King!
Demyx: You ARE the Banana King!
Zexy: No, NO! I,I…….
More Mini-Vexens appear on Zexy. One is on his head doing the Peanut Butter Jelly Time dance, and another is riding on his boot, texting one on Zexy's hand.
Vexens: Banana banana banana banana banana!
Zexy: I AM the Banana King!
A crown materializes on Zexy's head.
Demyx and Axel: Yay!
Vexens: You ARE the Banana King!
Zexy: I'm the Banana King! Yeah!
Zexy turns and notices that Demyx and Axel have vanished.
Zexy: Hey, where'd you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here!
The light disappears and Zexy and the amulet fall to the ground, and Zexy's crown vanishes.

In the woods……..AGAIN………
Zexy: Hello? Hellooooooo? Guys, where are you?
When Charlie gets to where Castle Oblivion would be, it's gone.
Zexy: Aw, you gotta be…Great! They robbed me!
The crotch vortex opens again.
Demyx: Zexy!
Zexy: Ahh! What, what do you want?
(pause)
Demyx: (tongue noise again)

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For now………………