A/N: Updated to chapter two!

Disclaimer: I'M NOT WORTHY.


Somehow, Pam was now feeding Dwight frozen yogurt from her hand. He fed her raw beets like grapes. As Pam honored Dwight and his leader-ness, Jim grew angry.

"YOU SICK *CENSOREDFORYOURINNOCENCE*!" Jim shouts. Then, Pam stood to the side and Dwight and Jim go all matrix on each other.

They were matrixy. But… no one seemed to be hurting the other. They were…hitting themselves. There was…no point. …At all. Pam grew impatient at the boringness.

Jim then eventually pulled out, from his pocket, a bazooka and blew up Dwight. But it wasn't over.

Within minutes, one of the mini Dwights turned into the real one, being taken over by his soul. Then, Jim, using his magical healing powers, grew Dwights head back. He was then forgiven for blowing him into smithereens.

Soon, the H's gained confidence. They were having a meeting. "HHHHHHHHHHH! HHHH? HHHHH. HH!" the leader commanded.

"H!" the army shouted back in reply.

The H army marched to them. But…sadly, they ate Phyllis. Nobody mourned her death except for Michael, because he's the boss and he has to like everybody.

Toby, who had just appeared alive, emerged from a rock. He was in all khaki. The H culture took that army offensively. "HHH!" the leader commands.

"H!" The army kills Toby. And eats his soul.

And then…the most amazing event occurred. It was unbelievable. Unthinkable. It was Stanley.

He…finshed…his crossword puzzle.

The H's became stronger. Dwight became the hero, just then. Suddenly, he pulled out an awesome tricked out sword from a rock, that had just appeared.

But that's not all. He…became…

The chosen one.


A/N: -gasp!- Anyway, thanks for the review! I hope to get some more!