WARNING: This chapter contains swearing and sexual innuendos. Sheild your eyes, my children.

Rated "M" for Maximum Cringe
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"Fuck you!" Buttercup growled in fury.

"Sure babe, I've got a really nice, comfortable dick for you to sit on!" Butch replied casually.

"Go to hell, fucker!"

"I hope you follow me, Butterbutt, because my biggest fear is being screwed by a self-righteous bitch like you"

"…"

"Okay… let's continue this outside shall we?" Brick says almost hesitantly.

The Rowdyruff Boys throw their counterparts through the walls leading outside. The Boys follow the Girls outside and immediately start pummeling them into the ground. Blossom grabs Brick's hand and tries to switch their positions. She pulls on air.

"Nice try Blossy. We used be thrown in with Cerberus' lunch."

"I hope those years in Hell got you used to what I'm about to give you!" Blossom says, seething with anger.

"Hm, what are you going to give me th-"

Blossom skyrockets upwards to get away from her assailant. Meanwhile…

"Boomer, stop!"

"…"

"Stop it right now!"

"…"

"What are you, mute!"

Boomer stops, giving Bubbles a chance to get to her feet.

"Maybe now, you'll stop being a pun-"

Boomer socks her in the face.

"Maybe now, you'll stop being a bitch!" Boomer retorts.

"How dare-"

"Me! You insulted me first!"

Bubbles clenches her cheek, wincing. With all her might, she shoots into the sky, trying to join her sister.

"Nope. Didn't you hear Brick? You know, about Cerberus! Even though they were fast, I always got to the gate before them; sometimes seconds ahead, even! Then Butch says 'that hurt like a bitch' when he gets nipped by the dog and-"


1700h April 3rd, 2016: Brick's Room

"Step 1: Make them think you are not paying attention and lead them into the air"

"Wouldn't they be suspicious if we did nothing while they 'escaped' from us?"

"That's why aggression will be our first tactic. If that doesn't work, then Boomer, you can mouth off."

"Hey, I don't mouth off, I just say what's on my mind."

"But, you don't stop!" Butch says with an annoyed look.

"Says the 'self-proclaimed' King of Sass!"

"That's Brick"

"Shut up!"

"N-"


Bubbles kicks him in the face and flies off to give her sister cover.

Boomer laughs quietly.

"You know Buttercunt, you're surprisingly hard to beat into the ground, unlike your sissy-ass siblings."

"Glad to be of service."

"Yeah, and you can throw that ass-"

"Fucker!"

"IN A CIRCLE. GOD, are all the PowerCUNT girls this bitchy?-"

"No, but I'm the person who will take your fucking spine and burst it over my knee. I am the first person you will see when you go back to hell as a spirit! And on the topic, Butch, it must be lonely down there; with no one else to satisfy your 'needs'. Now I know why your bother doesn't talk anymore!"


1703h April 3rd, 2016: Brick's Room

"Shut Up!" Brick boomed.

"Step 2: Give them a false sense of security and fall for their bait. This one is specifically directed at you, Butch. Do everything in your power to complete Step 1."

"Understood."

"You BITCH!" Butch roared and bumrushed Buttercup, obviously forgetting Step 2.

Buttercup dodged and planted her knee in Butch's stomach.

"Maybe you shouldn't be so distracted!"

"Maybe you shouldn't be such a cunt!"

"Maybe not, but I have to for idiots like you!"

Butch laughs, realizing something.

"You know, what you said to me could be applied to you."

"What?"

"Yes, Butterbitch, yes. I wouldn't be surprised if Bubbles was so happy because her sisters gave her some 'stress relief'. What would everyone think when they heard that the Powerpuff Girls, 'saviors of humanity', were not only sibling fuckers, but also rug-mun-"

Buttercup kicked Butch in the face and flew away, fuming.


"All according to plan."

"Step 3: Fly as fast as you can towards and 'Puff and go Mach 1 as soon as you grab them. Then, speed to City Hall and thrown to the Mayor's Office."

"Wouldn't that hurt us too?" Boomer questioned.

"Not if we stop. The point is to use momentum and kinetic energy to our advantage. Our bodies will absorb the force and send theirs flying."

"Ok, cool"

So, they did just that.

The Puffs were sent careening towards the Mayor's Office. There was a big crash.

Brick and his brothers slowly descended. When they were close enough, they broke apart to find their counterparts.

"Are you done now, Blossom? There is no way you're winning this fight. Give up."

"As if; I'll never back down from scum like you." Blossom said with malice.

"Aw, is little Blossy refusing her fate? How cute."

Blossom sent an energy beam his way and Brick dodged.

"That was horrible and you know it."

Brick grabs Blossoms arms and spreads her on the wall (insert lenny face)

"Accept your fate, woman, or you can take a trip!"

"Step 4: On my word, grab your counterparts and speed to the ocean and drive the as hard as you can to the bottom."

"But, how will we survive? And if we do, what does that say about them?"

"Shut up, Boomer!"

Brick grabs Blossom's arm and flies off with her. His brothers do the same. They reach the ocean and dive. Buttercup fights Butch on the way down, cursing at him and flailing around. Bubbles was accepting her fate, surprised at how soft Boomer's hair could be. Just like her own. Blossom stared into Brick's cold, emotionless eyes and shuddered. Even while plunging through icy-cold waters, his gaze still sent shivers up her spine. When they reached the bottom-


"Step 5: When you get to the bottom, strangle them. It will leave them incapacitated for weeks until they get to the surface."

"So, what you're saying is… That WE'RE NOT going to kill them!?"

"Yes, Butch. We just need to show them what they should've been training for."

"At least, can we have 'fun' with them?!"

"We're not rapists, Butch."

"I know, but god damn, have you seen the updated pictures of the girls?"

"Ye-"

"Buttercup? More like Butterbutt! Am I right fellas?"

"Butch, stop." Boomer said dismissively.

"Don't think that you're off the hook buddy; Bubbles has the whole 'package' if you know what I'm saying."

"Are you insinuating that she has a penis?" Brick said in mock surprise.

"What! No! I mean she has big tits and and a fat ass!" Butch said, disgusted.

"What about her sisters? Am I to assume they don't have the 'package' too?"

"Shut up, Boomer!"

Brick and Butch choked their counterparts. Boomer tries to choke Bubbles only to notice that she has been playing with his hair. In retaliation, he pulls her head close to him and they share a very wet, very unexpected kiss.

Who knows when to leave on a cliffhanger? *raises hand

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