o the battle of the hott sexy vampires (and one very pretty human, even though I am not like that) begins! The last one standing will be the greatest vampire ever! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
Edward immediately called Alice and commanded her to do her thing and set up a stage. Then Emmett set off to complete a super secret agent mission. But from now on we must call him Double O 67 because all agents have to have a number and that is how many Vaults I have had today! Lol, just joking. But then Edward felt left out so Bella dubbed him Double O Sexy.
Edward and Bella rushed to the house and stared in awe at what Alice had accomplished in like 10 minutes. The whole house was covered with posters of past American Idols. The biggest of them all was on the stage and it was Clay Aiken.
Bella looked sideways at Edward, " What's with the Clay Aiken poster?"
Edward grew very uncomfortable, "Do you have something against Clay Aiken?"
Just then Esme called out, "Edward, your Claymate shirt is hanging up in the laundry room!" Bella fell down from laughing so hard. Edward glared at her.
"Mom, you must mean Alice's Claymate shirt right?"
"No, I remember you were so excited when you got it."
"Shut up mom! I hate you! You smell like french fry grease!" He yelled.
"Edward Anthony Masen Cullen don't make me get the paddle out!!"
His eyes bugged out of his head. "No, mommy, no! I love you!"
"That's what I thought." She called out.
"I like Clay Aiken, chill out okay. Since when did you have that ginormous vein popping out you're big beautiful bronze head?" She poked it. "That is seriously disgusting."
He pulled out a mask and put it on looking very much sexier than the phantom of the opera. It covered his vein."There, are you happy now?" But Bella couldn't answer because one of her deepest fantasies was to date a man wearing a mask.
Alice busted in. "Where's Emmett so we can get this started?"
Edward pulled out a walkie talkie. "Double O Sexy to Double O 67. Has the Eagle landed?"
All of the sudden a huge whole was busted through the ceiling and Emmett flew in holding a very large sack. "The sparrow is in the tree!"
"Finally! We can start!" Bella said. "What's in the bag?"
Edward grinned, " Just something I had Emmett pick up for you." He whipped open the bag and whipped out a very frightened looking Ryan Seacrest gagged with a sock.
"O! Edward! You committed a felony for me?" She jumped into his arms and he dropped Ryan who tried to escape but Alice caught him and rushed him upstairs for a makeover because apparently he had wet his pants. The premiere of vampire Idol was delayed for and hour due to explicit conduct on behalf of Edward and Bella, which I won't post cuz I don't want some sicko perv getting his kicks from it.
WILL VAMPIRE IDOL EVER PREMIERE? Will Edward and Bella ever stop making out? Will I ever stop asking questions? Will I ever come down from my vault high? You'll have to wait to find out! O and soory if this was really retarded its just I am so hyper!!
