It was just a normal day at US Acres. Booker was chasing worms.
"Come back here you worm!" Booker ran after the worm.
Wade was still trying to be brave. He was facing up to a lady bug.
"You don't scare me you lady bug!" he pointed to the lady bug "I will face up to you! I am not afraid of you!"
"Boo" said the ladybug.
"AAAHHH!" Wade screamed and ran away.
Yep things were the same as always, but there was also something that was worse than normal.
Lanolin was storming around the field and she was in a very abrasive mood.
"BAA!" she shouted at the bull in front of her.
The bull ran away.
"That's what I thought" she kept storming off and shoving everyone out of the way.
She seemed not to like anyone or want anything to do with anyone.
"Hiya, ugly!" Roy told her.
Lanolin kicked Roy into the well and kept storming.
"Thats what you get you crazy cock!" Lanolin told Roy as he was climbing out "Never! I mean never! Call me 'ugly'! I'm the most beautiful person on this farm and don't you ever forget it!"
"Yes, Lanolin" Roy went to dry himself off.
Just then, it started to rain. Lanolin saw Bo enjoying the gloomy, beautiful and nasty weather.
"Oh boy" Bo cheered "What a great day!"
"It's raining you idiot!" Lanolin barked.
"What great rain!" Bo cheered.
Lanolin slapped her head.
"Everyone!" said Orson "Quick! Into the barn!"
Everyone ran into the barn, but Lanolin locked Bo out.
"Lanolin," said Wade "You locked Bo outside"
"Yeah, I know" she said rudely.
"I guess a little rain won't hurt him" Wade shrugged.
"You don't know Bo," said Lanolin "My little brother's wool shrinks when washed."
Wade opened the door and Bo's wool was shrunken. Eventually, Wade dried Bo up.
"Thanks Wade" said Bo. "My sister sure is in a bad mood today."
The next day, Lanolin and Bo were playing checkers and got into an argument.
"Gee sis," said Bo "You surely disagree a lot."
"No I don't!" she denied.
"See, you just did" Bo pointed out.
"No I didn't" Lanolin denied again.
"Okay, you didn't disagree" Bo folded his arms.
"No I did!" Lanolin barked.
"Do you or do you not disagree with me?" Bo shouted.
"What do you think?" Lanolin left the game.
That night, Bo went to sleep.
"I'm not sleepy," he went into his crate/bed "Maybe I'll count humans till I get bored and fall asleep."
Just then, Lanolin stormed into her bed as well just when Bo was going to sleep.
"Shut up you idiot!" she shouted at her brother.
"Me, what did I do?" asked Bo.
"You were being stupid!" she rudley said "Which is no surprise. You are just a pathetic excuse for a brother and a sheep! I'd rather have Cousin Ewe for a sister instead of you for a brother! At least she's intelligent, unlike you!"
Bo looked crestfallen and sad as soon as Lanolin went to sleep. Maybe his sister would be better off without him. As soon as everyone was asleep, he left a note on his bed and left the barn.
The next morning when everyone woke up, everyone noticed something.
"Lanolin!" Orson ran to Lanolin "Bo's gone."
"What do you mean he's gone?" she rudley asked.
"Read this!" Orson handed her the note.
Lanolin read the note "Dearest friends, I'm a burden. You guys would be better off without me, especially my big sister. I'm just a pathetic excuse for a sheep. I've moved to an abandoned cabin in the woods. Goodbye forever, Bo."
"Bo has ran away?" asked Roy.
"He can't survive in the wild" said Wade "He's a domestic animal not a wild animal."
"Yeah," said Orson "There are wolves and foxes. They eat sheep."
"Who cares?" Lanolin walked away.
A few days had passed by and Lanolin started pretending she was better off without Bo. Orson went over to Lanolin, very concerned.
"Don't you think what you said to Bo was a little harsh?" Orson asked her.
"No!" she stubbornly said. "I was better off without him! I'm better off without that pathetic excuse for a brother!"
Lanolin stormed off into the field. Just then, Booker and Sheldon ran into her.
"Hi auntie" they both said at the same time.
"What do you want you pipsqueaks?" Lanolin put her hands on her hips.
"We were just wondering about Uncle Bo," said Sheldon.
"Do you think he's okay?" asked Booker.
"I could care less about Bo!" Lanolin stormed off.
As Lanolin kept walking, she ran into Blue.
"Uh, Lanolin?" she said.
"What do you want Blue?" asked Lanolin "Can't you see I'm extremely busy?"
"I kinda want us to have a sister talk." said Blue.
"Sure," Lanlolin sat down.
"Don't you think what you said to Bo was a little...harsh?" asked the cat.
"I already told Orson 'no'" Lanolin spat "I could care less if that idiot never comes back!"
"But he's your brother" said Blue "He and your cousin are the only family you have."
"Yeah," said Lanolin "All of our other relatives were sold to a farm in another county."
"You have to find him!" said Blue "We can't live without him! I even think you might miss him!"
"No I don't!" Lanolin refused again "It's been my dream to be an only child!"
Of course, when someone says things like that, she always denying it. Two days later, a storm rolled in. The farmer and his wife were taking the animals into the cellar.
"I've gotta save Bo!" Lanolin ran into the woods "He won't survive in that cabin!"
Lanolin found the cabin and took Bo back to the farm.
"Thanks sis," Bo smiled "You really saved me."
"You're my brother Bo," Lanolin told him "I had to save you. We're all we got."
"Welcome back buddy" said Roy "We really missed you!"
"It's great to have you back, Bo" said Orson "You'll come back and live with us right?"
"Sure," Bo smiled "This is the only farm for me."
A few hours later, the storm had blown over and it was safe to go outside. Lanolin and Bo were taking a walk.
"Bo listen," she said "I...well...I just wanted to say...I'm sorry for what I said. You're not a disgrace and I missed you. You're not just my little brother Bo...you're my best friend and don't tell anyone but...I...love you."
"I love you too sis" Bo hugged Lanolin and she hugged back.
Author's Note:
Well, Lanolin has seen what life would be without Bo around the farm. Brothers, can't live with em! Can't live without em! I guess we all learned something about both Lanolin and Bo and that there is a moral! So what was it? In the meantime, let's go back and see what Garfield is doing!
