Aya and Yohji were having way too much fun tormenting the sales clerk at the check-out counter. They were running around like mad-men and screaming things in German they heard Schuldig say.
"Come back here!" the clerk yelled at Aya who was running fast around the underwear department, "You get back here or I'm calling your Mom!"
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An ear-piercing, earth shattering ka-boom exploded from the heart of the Little Tikes Section. For the American Variety, this is otherwise known as a child's scream for his father.
"DADDY!" Aya screamed, kicking and punching the clerk who had finally caught up to him after Aya skinned his knee, which was now bleeding all over the floor
Schuldig heard Aya's screams, tucked Omi under his arm and bolted past parents, kids and employees to rescue his 'son.'
"What are you doing to my kid?!" Schuldig barked, "Why is he bleeding?!"
"Sir, he, uh he-"
"Daddy!" Aya screamed, finally nailing the male clerk in the groin, the clerk then dropped Aya like a rock, and then Aya proceeded to start crying.
"Daddy! That bad man hurt me!" Aya cried
Schuldig was about ready to call Farferello and have him kill the guy. There was a priest's costume on sale in the left-over Halloween section.
"I didn't do squat! The little bastard fell and skinned his knee!" the clerk roared
"He said bad words at me Daddy!" Aya cried, receiving awes from the other passing parents
"Who's your supervisor?" Schuldig asked
The man turned white as Farfie's hair.
"Aya, where's Yohji?" Schuldig asked
"I saw him over by the girl's clothes, Daddy." Aya told Schuldig proudly
"Oh Gods!" Schuldig took Aya under his free arm and ran down the escalator to the 'Little Girl's Department'.
"Yohji! Yohji!" Schuldig called, "Uh, come to Daddy?" he couldn't believe he'd gotten himself into this fucked up mess; theoretically, he was know the father of six! With no warnings whatsoever!
"Daddy! Daddy! Daddy lookee at me!" Yohji called
Schuldig turned, to find Yohji wearing a women's bra and panties.
SCHWARZ APARTMENT
8:16 PM
Farfie wasn't having the best of luck either with his end of the brood. Crawford kept biting things, including himself.
"He's a masochist in training!" Farfie yelled
Ken was mainly a happy six year old, except for the fact that he kept fighting with Nagi.
"Pooh Bear's meine!" Ken roared
"Meine?! Since when did you learn German?!" Farfie yelled again
"Since Daddy kept saying it." Ken said proudly
"I'm gonna kill Daddy!" Farfie growled loudly
"Why would you kill my Daddy?!" Nagi began to cry again, and of course, Ken took this lovely opportunity to steal Pooh Bear and run into Farfie's room. Ken then screamed at Farfie's hanging straight jacket and his black walls.
"This is why I never want children…" Farfie muttered under his breath, "Ken get out of my room!" he finally yelled
But Ken was too intrigued by the devices Crawford usually used to keep Farferello in line. He then noticed that Farfie had a collection of knives, and he picked the largest one up. And then dropped it when he found out how heavy it was.
"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!" Ken screamed and cried as the knife had sliced his arm open he ran back out to Farfie, who at this point had given up on mastering the art of cheese smothered pasta, ordered take out for the family.
"What did you do?!" Farfie yelled
"I hurt myself! I so sorry my eyes are leakin!" he cried
Farfie actually felt of compassion for the chibi. He picked him up, wrapped his arm in a near by dish towel, and told him to go sit down and watch TV.
"Can I watch TV with you please?" Nagi asked Ken
"Yes, yes you can." Ken said
Farfie watched in total amazement, they were actually getting along!
"He Daddy?" Ken asked Farfie
"Yes?" he squeaked out, he couldn't believe Ken Hidaka had just called him 'Daddy'.
"My armor hurts, Daddy."
"Okay, when Daddy gets back, we're going to hospital… So long as there aren't any priests or chapels."
"WE'RE HOME!!!" Schuldig screamed, running in, only to find Ken crying with his sliced arm
Schuldig actually thought he might cry. Yohji had gotten his ass kicked by the numerous mothers for letting his 'son' wear lingerie.
"What happened?!" he demanded firmly
"He kinda found his way into my room…" Farfie trailed off
"Come on, we're going to the hospital."
