From Naruto To One Piece

Disclaimer: I'm waiting for the copy right claims to appear on Ebay, or at the very least Amazon.

A/N: There is Smoker torture in the first paragraph, mainly because even though Smoker is the Authoress's favorite character, it doesn't mean he's safe from her wrath. -Evil, psychotic grin- Also, I'm rewriting this so I can fill in some plot holes, make it more believable, make Yuki not a total dipshit, because that wasn't his intentional design. He was actually designed to be quite smart. He just turned out to be an imbicle. Also, I'm making Saturn more Saturn-like, including full bitchiness, sarcasticness, and traitorness. I'm also adding Sia, to take the place of moronic Yuki and to add at least one remotely happy character.

Chapter 2: Meeting Smoker

A good way into town, at the Marine Headquarters, a certain whitish-greenish haired Marine Captain was tied to a chair with Seastone chains, and was being forced to listen to the songs "Superstar", "Best Friend", "Barbie Girl", "Bumble Bee","Pirates Who Don't Do Anything", "Ebay", and "The Night Santa Went Crazy" over and over again, curtesy of his subordinate Tashigii. To make it even worse, she had stuck his cigars in a place where he couldn't reach them, no matter how much he tried. And then she had stuck a plate of food in front of him, five feet away. With his cigars. And it really didn't help that the music was all happy happy. Well, except for those last three songs. They were just plain wierd and scary.

Tashigii was currently out doing...something. All Smoker knew was that she wasn't here, and that no one was around. That, and he had lost hearing in his right ear, which was closest to the computer that was playing the dreadful music. So Smoker was stranded in his own office, tied to a chair with Seastone chain, being forced to listen to scary music, with no cigars, and a plate of food in front of him that he couldn't reach.

What had poor Smoker done to deserve such immense torture? Was the thought that was going through his head. Wait...There was that one time when Hina'd hid Tashigii's glasses...No, because then she'd be hellbent on making Hina pay. Wait a sec...Wasn't holding someone captive against their will punishable by law? Meh, oh well...

Back with Mikan and Yuki...

The two Ninja were stiill walking to the town. About five minutes later, they saw a HUGE sign that said "Welcome To Lougetown, NOT Rougetown, dammit". The two Ninja sweatdropped.

"Well, at least now we know where we are..." Yuki said, trying to look on the bright side.

"Where the hell is Lougetown? I've never heard of it before..." Mikan muttered, looking on the negative side, as usual. Pesimistic versus optimistic, as usual.

"Maybe we can find some sort of an authority figure somewhere? It sure as hell is worth a shot." Yuki said to himself.

"Talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity. Welcome to the club, we have jackets and white, padded walls." Mikan responded, in monotone. Yuki sweatdropped.

"You yell at me for making jokes, and then you make jokes? How do I know you again?" Yuki replied, irritated. He crossed his arms and glared at the Ninja beside him.

"We met at the park when we were six, remember? And you keep following me, so it's really your fault." Mikan responded, sounding bored. Yuki rolled his eyes, wondering why the two were still on the same team.

"Whatever, let's just find an authority figure." Yuki said in a harsh tone, already begining to walk into the town by the name of Louge.

"Meh." Yuki sweatdropped. Sometimes Mikan could be lazy as hell.

So they walked into town, and they eventually found the Marine Headquarters of Lougetown.

"Mikan, aren't Marines usually authorititave figures?" Yuki asked.

"In Konoha? Yes. In Kirigakure? No. Here? I have no clue." Mikan answered, not really caring. There were few things that Mikna remembered about Kirigakure before she moved to Konohagakure with her parents, but the supposed 'village helpers' never really attempted to help anyone but themselves. They were strong and deadly, and they were corrupted. Best to avoid them. But this wasn't Kirigakure, so it may be different.

"I'll take that as a yes. Come on, let's go find someone to help us find out where we are." Yuki sighed, as he walked into the building. Mikan followed, her face showing obvious boredom.

After a few minutes of walking, they heard faint music.

"Hey, isn't that 'The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything'?" Mikan asked, remembering the tune from a movie she had seen on one of her days off. Yuki nodded, he had been training that day and had stayed glued to the ceiling with his chakra as part of his training. He was never staying upside down for more than thirty minutes ever again...

"Let's follow the music, then. We're sure to find somebody, if not evil killer squirells." Mikan said, walking towards the direction of the music.

"I really hope it's not the squirells." Yuki muttered as he followed his insane Ninja companion. They followed the music until they came to a big door saying "Captain Smoker's Office: Beware". The two Ninja swetadropped yet again.

"Well, here we are. Should we go in?" Yuki asked, unsure. He mentally kicked himself. Some Ninja he was if he wasn't ready for danger...

"Well, we came all the way here, willingly or not. We might as well." Mikan said as she reached for the door nob. She twisted and opened the door, only to find a guy with greenish-white hair, wearing no shirt, a jacket, really awesome boots, looking really pissed and tied to a chair.

"Oh thank god! I thought I was going to sit here for the rest of enterinty! Help me!" The odd man said/yelled.

"Hey, ummm...We're lost, and we have no idea where the hell we are. Can you tell us how to get back to Konohagakure?" Mikan asked, not really giving a damn about the old man's situation. The odd man sweatdropped.

"Untie me and all tell you anything you want." He said. Yuki raised an eyebrow. He would be an easy target for the interrogation squad. But there was one quetion he had been wanting to know the answer to...

"Anything?" He asked. Weird dude jumped.

"Where the hell did you come from?" The Weird dude asked.

"That's what I wanna know." Yuki said, a smirk on his face. The wierd dude would have face palmed, had his hands not have been tied to his body. So he settled for a sweatdrop. He turned Mikan. Well, his head did, anyways.

".I think there's a key over there. Grab it and let me out." The weird dude told Mikan. Mikan raised an eyebrow, untrusting.

"How the hell do I know you're not a bad guy?" She asked. The weird dude looked pissed, but then again, considering the fact that he had been tied up, was having a nicotine withdrawel, and probably hadn't eaten since who knows when...He had a reason to be pissed.

"I'm Captain Smoker, damnit! My own subordinate tied me up and left me here for no reason, taking away all my cigars, placing that food out of reach, even though I couldn't eat it anyways becuase A.) It probably wasn't edible anyways, and B.) I'm still tied up, not to mention I'm listening to this horrible music!" The weird old man, now known as Captain Smoker, yelled.

"Somebody needs to change their tampon." Yuki muttered. Mikan raised an eyebrow, while Smoker couldn't decide if he should attempt to kick the brown haired Ninja or sweatdrop.

"Right...I'm just gonna go get that key now..." Mikan said, as she went over to the desk and spotted the key. She grabbed it and proceeded to unlock Smoker.

"Thanks, girl. So what do you want to know?" He asked after he had lit two cigars and placed them in his mouth.

"Well, we have no idea how we got here, and we want to know which direction Konohagakure is." Mikan replied in a bored tone, crossing her arms over her chest.

"I wanna know where babies come from." Yuki said, grinning. Mikan slowly turned her head towards Yuki, then smacked him in the head. Smoker raised an eyebrow. These two were weird...

"Uh...I have no idea where this Kono-what's-it called is, and I am sure as hell ain't telling you where babies come from. Didn't your mom tell you where they came from?" Smoker asked.

"Orphan." Mikan and Yuki replied in unison.

"That explains so much." Smoker muttered.

"Talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity." Yuki said, a smug grin on his face. Mikan smirked.

"Yeah, welcome to the club. We have jackets and padded walls." Mikan finished. Smoker raised his eyebrow yet again. These two keep getting weirder and weirder.

"So since you have no clue where Konoha is, what're we gonna do?" Yuki asked, stuffing his hands into his pockets.

"And where the hell are we gonna go? Not to mention that we'll need jobs, and I doubt being a Ninja classifies as a job anymore." Mikan asked more unconcerned than she should be seeing as she was stuck in a place that she knew nothing about and she was currently jobless and homeless. How the hell did these two nutjobs even manage to come close to becoming Ninja? Smoker thought, doubting them highly.

"Uhh...Well, I suppose you could become Marines." Smoker said. Hopefully far, FAR away from me.

Mikan sighed before, "well, I suppose it's better than nothing." Yuki nodded, before looking up at the ceiling aimlessly.

"So how do we become Marines?" Yuki asked, observing the tiles on the ceiling.

"You go to Marine school." Smoker replied, as he started to leave the office. Smoker never wanted to enter that room ever again.

"Great. More life wasting." Mikan muttered."So where is one of these Marine schools?"

"The only one on this island is a few blocks away. Now get the hell out of my office." The two Ninja shrugged, and then walked out of the office, following Smoker. After they had left the building and Smoker was long gone, Mikan turned to Yuki.

"It seems that we may have to rely on each other if we want to be able to understand this place. Where ever the hell we are, their technology seems to be more advanced than Konoha's, and we'll have to learn as much as possible to be able to seem normal and to live." Mikan spoke, somewhat glaring at Yuki. Yuki nodded, understanding what she was saying. They'd have to do tons of research on this place, as well as get jobs and a place to stay.

"Yes. Our first objective is to find a place for us to stay. We can apply for the Marine school tomorrow, then find a place that sells food and the like. We'll also need to find a clothing shop, since we obviously don't blend in." Yuki replied, glancing at the people on the streets who obviously knew that they weren't from around here."So I suppose that this is you calling a truce, then?" Mikan nodded, her face showing annoyance that she had to give up. But all in all, their survival was the most important thing at the moment. So yet again, they were unstable allies instead of friends.

I'm rewriting the entire story from this point on. If any of you have any complaints, I really don't care. This is no longer going to be humor. It is going to be serious. Adventure and action.