This is even crappier than the first one. I apologize in advance for the horrible jokes and (extremely) cheesy moments. Seriously though. I have no sense of humor.
In this story, some of the guys from Nekoma, Karasuno, Fukurodani and Aoba Johsai are wonderful friends who do really sweet stuff for each other. Also, I just wrote this on a whim, so it probably doesn't make much sense.
There's a little TsukiYama, DaiSuga, and KageHina.
Iwaizumi is very thankful that Oikawa's room is just next to his.
When they're finally right in front of the room, the door swings open and Bokuto's grinning face is the first one to appear. He flashes a thumbs up, and Iwaizumi gradually lowers his hands. He waits for Oikawa to open his eyes in nervous anticipation.
Oikawa's eyes flutter open, and the moment he does, he is greeted with a loud 'Happy Birthday'. The sight that greets him almost makes him tear up. There were a bunch of alien-themed decorations everywhere—his heart's only desire besides Iwaizumi Hajime—and a large handwritten "Happy Birthday, Oikawa" banner is hung on the wall. The table is also filled with Oikawa's favorite foods. "You guys," he chokes up. He almost does tear up, but fucking Kuroo Tetsuruo has to ruin everything as he dances into the room wearing a fake mustache and a party hat.
"Did I miss something? Oh, you two are already here! I just went out to get something!"
The people in there all look at him with great dismay.
"The fuck?" Tsukishima Kei rolls his eyes (for the hundredth time since Kuroo Tetsuruo came) and says, "You just ruined the moment."
"He was about to cry! I wanted to record it!" Tanaka Ryuunosuke complains, sending a glare towards Kuroo's direction. He looks at the birthday celebrator. "Go on, Oikawa. Just ignore the asshole and cry your eyes out and show us how much you love us."
Kuroo stomps and towers over Tanaka asking, "Who're you calling an asshole?"
Oikawa chuckles and chooses that time to cut in. "Guys, thank you so much," he says beaming at each person in his room.
"Well, actually, it was all Iwaizumi's plan," Sugawara Koushi states, "which is a shock since we all know Iwaizumi is not the type to arrange birthday surprises."
Oikawa stares at Sugawara before looking at Iwaizumi, who, after catching his eyes, turns beet red and looks away. He pulls Iwaizumi and wraps his arms around him. "Thanks," he whispers, "this is the best birthday present ever."
"Tooru," is all Iwaizumi can say.
Again, the moment is ruined due to Kuroo's clapping and screaming of "BIRTHDAY SEX!"
Sawamura Daichi almost punches him in the face if not for Sugawara cutting in. "Let's not ruin Oikawa's birthday, okay?" he says with the most beautiful smile ever that leaves both Daichi and Kuroo absolutely bewitched. Sugawara walks away, and the two boys' eyes follow him in admiration.
Once Daichi's spirit has returned to his body, he asks, "Is it just me, or is Sugawara shining really brightly right now?"
"I think I'm in love," Kuroo slurs. You can actually see the twinkle in his eyes and the arrow piercing his heart. "I'm gonna marry him someday."
Daichi's head turns to him faster than the speed of light. "You. Are. Not. I'm gonna marry him!"
"No, I am!" Kuroo counters, his eyebrows knitting together.
"I am!"
"Shut up! I'm going to propose to him right now, so you can see—"
"None of you will marry him," Tsukki drawls with a yawn. He gives them both a bored look. "Quit dreaming."
Yamaguchi's eyes widen in worry. He holds Tsukishima's sleeves and pulls on it a little. "Tsukki! Don't make them mad. They might hit you!" he exclaims anxiously.
Kuroo glances at Tsukishima, his face darkening, and cracks his knuckles. "What did you say?"
Seeing Kuroo distracted, Daichi swiftly leaves the scene and tries to locate Sugawara. When he sees his soulmate (or at least that's what he thinks), he skips towards him like an excited little girl. "Suga!" he sings.
Tsukki ignores Kuroo which aggravates the latter even more.
Yamaguchi bravely steps forward and bows his head in apology. "T-Tsukki didn't mean it, Kuroo-san! Please let it go," he says, shutting his eyes tightly. He waits for Kuroo's response patiently.
"Wait."
Yamaguchi raises his head a bit. "Y-Yes?"
Kuroo seems to be thinking really hard. His brow is scrunched up, and his eyes are squinty. "This reminds me of something," he says slowly.
"He's gonna say something stupid," Tsukki predicts.
"W-What is it?" Yamaguchi asks, his back starting to ache now because he hasn't straightened up yet.
"Aha! I know!" Kuroo clears his throat before beginning to sing, "LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T—"
Tsukishima grabs Yamaguchi's hand at once and takes him away from the horror that is Kuroo Tetsuruo. Meanwhile, Yamaguchi can't quite process what is going on because Tsukki—his Tsukki—the boy's he's liked for ages is holding his hand. Actually holding his hand. What is happening? This is a miracle. Yamaguchi is so glad he's alive and is actually grateful to Kuroo because he's the one who made this happen.
Yamaguchi is brought back to the real world when he feels Tsukki's grip tightening. "W-Why?" he asks nervously.
"Don't do that again."
"He might've hit you."
"It's fine. It's my fault anyway."
"I don't want to see you get hit."
"Rather me than you." Tsukki looks at Yamaguchi, and the expression on his face is neither bored nor aloof. His eyes radiate warmth that he only shows to people he's extremely attached to and the ones he holds deep feelings for.
Blood rushes to Yamaguchi's cheeks, and he suddenly can't find the right words to say.
"I'm cutting the cake!" Hinata Shouyo shouts gleefully.
Kageyama Tobio whacks him on the head and yells, "Just get on with it, dumbass!"
"Isn't Oikawa supposed to cut it?" asks Sugawara, his arm around Daichi who looks like he's in heaven.
"Well, the midget wants to do it so badly, so I just let him." Oikawa shrugs nonchalantly. "I'll be nice to him today."
Hinata looks at him, enraged. "I'm not a midget!" He pulls up his sleeves and tries to look threatening before walking towards Oikawa who doesn't even seem the least bit fazed although he is quickly stopped when Kageyama yanks him back in front of the cake.
"I said just get on with it! Dumbass!"
"Alright! Alright! And I'm not a dumbass!"
"Dumbass!"
"Guys? The cake?" Sugawara reminds them.
Iwaizumi sits on the couch and stares at Akaashi as the boy complains on and on about his best friend, Bokuto, being a pain in the ass. This is what happens every time the two of them meet. They just chill and talk about the sufferings they have to endure because of their best friends, but after a while, the conversation gradually shifts to how much they love their best friends and how lost they would feel without them.
"He's really really immature, but I can't exactly leave him, you know?"
"I know exactly how you feel, bro," Iwaizumi says, patting Akaashi's back gently.
"I mean I do love Bokuto, but sometimes, or to be honest most of the time, he can get really annoying, you get me?" Akaashi sighs and shakes his head as he thinks about all the times Bokuto has done dumb things. It's almost uncountable. "There are times when he wakes me up at 3 o'clock in the morning—seriously three in the morning!—without any particular reason. He also loves stealing my things. Well, he does return them, but still, it's extremely troublesome."
Iwaizumi nods in agreement, fully understanding how Akaashi feels because he's been through those problems as well. "I definitely get you. Oikawa is like the most childish person I know. Sometimes, his endless calls of 'Iwa-chan' actually get on my nerves, and I want to hit him in the face because of it."
"Yes, that." Akaashi nods firmly. "Bokuto saying 'Akaashi' in so many different ways is kind of frustrating as well. Seriously, he can't settle on saying my name properly. It's not like it's hard to pronounce, right?"
"It isn't," Iwaizumi reassures him. "Oh, and Oikawa—"
He is cut off when someone places an arm around his shoulder. With a grin on his face, Oikawa looks at Iwaizumi, interested in what his best friend had to say about him. "Yes, sweetheart? I heard my name!"
Iwaizumi sighs looking at Akaashi while gesturing towards Oikawa as if to say, 'This is what I have to deal with.'
Akaashi sends him a look of concern when —
"AKAASHI!"
This time, Iwaizumi glances at him, and the two sigh at the same time, feeling disappointed that their conversation is cut short. Akaashi greets Oikawa before standing up and walking towards Bokuto.
Oikawa watches Akaashi amble to where Bokuto is before he turns to Iwaizumi with a curiosity in his eyes. "What were you two talking about?"
"It has nothing to do with you," Iwaizumi quickly answers.
"But I heard my name," Oikawa points out.
"You heard wrong then."
Oikawa gasps. "Iwa-chan, were you backstabbing me?"
"Yeah, I was," Iwaizumi deadpans.
Oikawa puts a hand above his mouth, feigning hurt. "But I trust you!"
"I'm sorry. You shouldn't trust other people so easily."
Oikawa opens his mouth to reply but stops himself.
"What?" Iwaizumi asks, confused.
"Uh, wait, were you actually serious about backstabbing me?"
Iwaizumi lets out a long-suffering sigh before looking at Oikawa. "Of course not, you dolt."
"Tell me what your conversation with Akaashi was about then."
"Why?"
"I'm curious!"
"Fine. Be thankful it's your birthday."
After a few hours, everybody's energy seems to be slipping away. Most of them are already yawning with tears in their eyes, but they continue to dig in the food as if they'd never get to eat again.
"Guys," Sugawara calls. "I think we should leave now. Everybody's tired and sleepy already."
"I'm still full of energy!" Hinata says proudly but yawns a few seconds after.
"Shh! Listen to Suga," Daichi admonishes him.
Oikawa straightens up, thinking that maybe he should speak too. "Suga's right. You guys better rest now. Thank you again! You can leave Iwa-chan and me alone now," he says gleefully, earning himself a punch from Iwaizumi.
Bokuto shoots him a glare. "Really? That's all you have to say?"
"Wow, I really feel your appreciation for us," Tsukishima says, rolling his eyes.
"At least he thanked us, right?" Yamaguchi pipes in.
"You'd have to do better than that!" Tanaka complains.
"We worked really hard, you know," Hinata whines, pouting.
"Can't we just leave?" Kageyama asks.
Oikawa cuts in, "Guys, I totally appreciate everything you did, and well, thanks again? Seriously, I loved it, but... are you guys not gonna help me clean everything up?"
"Of course not," Kuroo answers. "We used your room because all of us are too lazy to clean up the mess after the surprise."
"Huh?" Oikawa looks at them in confusion.
"Nothing."
Before Oikawa fully grasps the situation, the group has already dispersed and dashed to their respective rooms without even looking back. Even Sugawara and Akaashi decided to leave, but they both made a mental note to apologize to Oikawa some time.
"No, wait!" Oikawa calls, but it's too late. A look of despair passes through his face when he realizes that the mess in his room is more serious than he initially thought. He can't possibly sleep and relax in a place as unorganized as this. He's about to start with the cleaning when he spots Iwaizumi tiptoeing towards the door. With his eyebrows raised, he asks, "What are you doing?"
"Uh, I think I should leave too—"
"You cannot escape, Iwa-chan."
"But I—"
"You're going to help me."
"I'm tired—"
"I'm tired too, and it's my birthday."
"Right. Right, we'll do this together."
Despite the huge mess he's about to fix right now, Oikawa can still feel the happiness bubbling up inside him. Besides, it doesn't seem so bad because he gets to spend more time with Iwaizumi. Just the two of them.
"Iwa-chan?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm so happy I feel like I'm dying."
Iwaizumi stares at him, his eyebrows drawn together. "Don't die."
Oikawa grins. "You love me too much."
Looking away, Iwaizumi stays silent, but Oikawa can see the tips of his ears turning bright red. Oikawa's grin grows even larger.
"Stop smiling. It's creepy."
"How do you know I'm smiling? You're not even looking."
"I can feel it."
"I'm flattered that Iwa-chan knows what I'm doing without even looking."
"Shut up. You're not even moving." Iwaizumi glares at Oikawa before shoving a garbage bag into his hands. "Hurry up and work, Trashykawa."
"'Kay, Iwa-chan." Oikawa looks around his room, taking in the amount of stuff he and Iwaizumi have to take care of before beaming. Oikawa couldn't be any happier.
