Hello everyone, here's another chapter of this Story, still haven't decided on the proper title yet, but I am taking suggestions. Invader Johnny and Zim'sMostLoyalServant, I thank you both very much for your reviews, and I was actually hoping that you would find this story, Invader Johnny, so it's like a dream come true that you were the first review. I understand that the whole 'new Tallest' thing is a bit of a stretch, but I just wanted to incorporate my OC in this story somehow, and the idea of Red and Purple dying from snack overeating, was too perfect to give up. Anyways, I hope you all enjoy this story much much as I enjoy writing it, so enjoy this story everybody! :D
"GIR!" Zim yelled, lounging back in the Pilot chair, sipping on a can of Irken Soda. "Get over here!"
"Yes, mastah?" Gir asked innocently, cyan eyes staring at the Irken Invader.
"Run diagnostics on the speed of this Ship." Zim instructed, chucking the now empty can across the room and pulled out another soda from a small fridge below him.
Gir's eyes flashed red as he saluted. "Understood, Master. The current speed of the Ship is..." he trailed off as his eyes turned back to cyan. "Uhh, it's um, uh..."
Zim facepalmed and turned to the console beside him. "Computer! Please tell me you're at least somewhat operational so that I don't have to rely on Gir for information!"
"Sir, I've been operational some we left. I've told you this." the Computer droned out.
"What? No you didn't!" Zim exclaimed.
The Computer opened up a video feed of fifteen minutes before. "Computer! Get me some Soda! The Almighty Zim is thirsty!"
"Yes sir," the Computer droned out. "It's in the mini-fridge being you, sir. Now, if you need any diagnostics, from which my specific purpose is that, then I am fully oper-"
"The Almighty Zim no longer has need for your input, Computer! Go away." Zim exclaimed, before the recording stopped.
"Oh, stop it Computer. You weren't made to criticize me! Just tell me how long until we get back to Earth!" Zim yelled out, pulling down on his antennae.
"Fine. We will arrive at Planet Earth," the Computer paused, causing Zim to frown. "Now."
The ship abruptly stopped, sending Zim screaming across the room, hitting the wall with a loud thud. He stood up, glaring out the windshield at his house, until a certain big-headed human caught his eye.
Dib's jaw was slackened, pointing up at the ship wide-eyed, almost like he did at Zim's first day at Skool.
Zim smiled evilly at his enemy and parked the ship behind the house, which quickly pulled it down under the ground into his base. Zim quickly matched back up into his living room where Dib was knocking on the door faster than should be possible for a human. Zim opened the door, unable to be anything but happy as he continued to smile evilly at Dib.
"Zim! What the hell was that? Some kind of new, alien ship?" Dib yelled out, scratching his head in confusion for the Irken didn't have his disguise on.
"I have no idea what you speak of, Dib-monkey." Zim replied, slamming the door in his face. when he turned around, he screamed when he saw Gaz sitting on the couch, playing the new Vampire Piggy Slayer on the Game Slave 3.
"Shut up, Zim. Your voice is giving me a migraine." Gaz said, not looking away from her game.
"How dare you, 'Shut up, Zim,' The Almighty Zim!? Bow to me, little Gaz, bow to me!" he said maniacally, until Gaz stood up, closing her game, and starting right at Zim.
"You killed me, Zim. The little Piggy Slayer just wanted to slay some piggies! You will be sent to a nightmare really from which there is no wa-"
"Gaz, are you in there!?" Dib practically screamed from outside, cutting her off. "What are you doing in Zim's base? He's an alien and he's gonna dissect your body and-" he was cut-off by Gaz punching him in the stomach.
"For once, your voice is worse than his," Gaz motioned to Zim, who was standing in the doorway, snickering at his mortal enemy's pain. "Let's go get some pizza, Dib." Gaz said quietly, dragging Dib across the ground.
Dib tried to jerk away from Gaz, to no avail. "Gaz, get off me, I can walk just fine on my own, thank you very much." Gaz took a step back to allow him to get up. Brushing himself off, he turned to Zim, expecting some kind of speech from the egotistical Alien, but Zim was nowhere to be found. "Gaz, did you see him leave?" Dib asked, turning around to see his sister just turn the corner. "Gaz, wait up!" he yelled, sprinting to catch up with her.
"Master, are you gonna-" Gir began before Zim silenced him with a wave of his arm.
"Computer!" Zim yelled, not looking away from the console.
"Yes?" The computer asked, somewhat normally for once.
Zim slumped over the chair in relief. "Phew, the voice modulator and Irken Computer Anti-Retaliation chip worked! I am Zim, victory for me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" After finally calming down from his five straight minutes of laughing maniacally, he spoke up once again. "Computer, run a diagnosis on the structure of the house, and remedy the house's shape and physical structure to better fit the Human's style of housing."
"Yes, sir!" The computer instantaneously replied.
"Also, let the Human Education System know that I will be dropping out. I need to focus on retrofitting the base to higher Irken Standards."
"Understood, sir. I will inform the humans of your departure from Skool." the Computer said quickly.
"I should have done this a long time ago." Zim said, laughing a more evil and sinister laugh.
"My Tallest, do you really believe he can be trusted?" a Irken Military Advisor asked Tallest Storm.
"Yes, I do, Captain Latimorsal. Why else would I unbanish him? Earth changes you, Captain. It's not a planet to underestimate. Come closer, Captain." the Tallest motioned to the Captain.
"Yes, my Tallest?" The Tallest grabbed a bottle of unknown, clear, liquid. "My Tallest, what is that?" he Captain asked while the Tallest was unscrewing the cap.
"It's called water. It's a very admirable substance on Earth. I apologise for this, Captain. But your actions cannot go unpunished." He told the Captain. Before the Captain could protest, The Tallest quickly soaked the entire bottle all over the smaller Irken.
"Oh dear Irk! What is this!? Why does it hurt so much!?" The smaller Irken screamed out, his skin obviously burning from the reaction of the water.
"It's extremely volatile to us Irkens." the tallest explained, smirking. "Medical Drone, take him to the Medbay." he instructed, as the drone took the screaming Irken away. "This water shall be there most dangerous weapon in Irken history!" The Tallest laughed, a very hearty, vile laugh that caused all the other Irkens in the room to shrink down in fear.
