"Where's the map leading us too?" Jake asked as they walked by Tree Trunks' house.
"Into…" Finn stopped dead in his tracks. "…the Evil Forest," he finished.
"That place again?!" Jake complained. "The last time we were here was two years ago, dude!" Finn protested. "If only it had been more," Jake muttered as they infiltrated the dangerous forest.
"I just hope we don't run into monsters like-"
Suddenly, an evil monster made of flesh spurt out of a tree in front of Finn and Jake.
"The Wall of Flesh!" Finn finished and took out his Demon Blood Sword he named Bloodblade. "I know you can handle this on your own, dude. So I'm gonna sit this one out."
"Are you just saying that because you're lazy?" Finn asked as he dodged one of the Wall of Flesh's strikes. "Maybe…" Jake responded.
Finn rolled his eyes but stabbed Bloodblade into the Wall of Flesh.
"Arriegggh!" the creature screamed in pain. Finn sliced off an arm and stabbed its eye.
The Wall of Flesh shrieked and retreated back into the tree. "And you better stay there you son of a bleep blop!" shouted Jake. "Thanks for the help," Finn told the dog sarcastically.
They continued on their journey until they ran into someone unexpected to see.
"Hello Finn and Jake," said the cat assassin. "Me-Mow!" Jake yelled in shock and shrank in size behind Finn in fear. "Please don't poison me, again!" he pleaded.
"Don't worry, Jake." Me-Mow exclaimed evilly as he took out his dagger. "I'll make this one quick."
"What are you doing here, Me-Mow?" Finn asked fiercely. "After you ruined my last mission, I was assigned another one. I was to kill another royal, but not a princess. More of a…queen…"
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM MARCELINE YOU LITTLE RUNT!" Finn screamed in rage at Me-Mow. This startled the assassin and Jake, but Me-Mow smirked.
"Feisty, are we? Do you love the vampire?" "Yes!" Jake shouted out. "Jake!" Finn scolded his brother as he blushed.
"I'm not taking sides, man, I'm just answering his question." Jake explained. "It's none of your business, Me-Mow! Are you behind all of this?" Finn questioned.
Me-Mow smirked again. "No, but my client is. He's gonna help me accomplish my mission by having another one of my colleagues do it for me."
"Who's your colleague?" Finn demanded. "That's for me to know and for you to find out," Me-Mow said and snapped his fingers. Zombie Signs then surrounded Finn and Jake.
"Attack!" Me-Mow ordered and the zombies did as what they were told. "Jake!" Finn commanded. "Bowling ball maneuver!" Jake nodded and stretched into a giant ball, rolling over the Zombie Signs.
Me-Mow launched herself at Finn, but the human was faster and grabbed Me-Mow. "Let me go!" Me-Mow yelled and was about to stab Finn's wrist but Finn flicked the dagger out of her hands.
"No!" shrieked Me-Mow. "Who are you working for?" Finn asked. "I'll never tell!" said Me-Mow.
"Jake! You know what to do." Finn threw Me-Mow at Jake who turned into a catapult [Eh, get it? ;)] and launched the assassin into the air where she disappeared in the sky.
"C'mon, Jake! We gotta hurry! Who knows what evil they're doing to Marcy!"
Marceline weakly opened her eyes and sat up on the ground. She looked around to see she was in some sort of arena. "Ugh…w-where am I…?" she asked weakly.
"In my territory now, Vampire Queen." said a voice. Marceline looked up to see none other than Fight King, sitting in his throne. "Fight King? Finn told me he killed you…" Marceline exclaimed.
"Yes. But thanks to this man, I have returned and together we shall have vengeance on the heroes who froze me to stone for five years."
"W-we…?" asked Marceline. "Yes, Mar-Mar. We." a familiar figure appeared in front of Marceline. Her eyes widened and she shook her head in shock.
"N-no…not you…it can't be!" Marceline's eyes began to close and she felt her consciousness fade away again.
"No…"
The last thing she saw and heard was the evil laughing of Fight King and a certain psycho jerk.
"What the heck…"
Finn and Jake looked in shock to see where the end of the Evil Forest had taken them.
"Why are we at the Marauder Village?!" Finn asked in disbelief. "I don't know!" Jake replied. "We usually just go back from where we came to have apple pie at Tree Trunks'!"
Finn pulled out the map and studied it. "Huh. We're actually at the right place." he said. "Oh," Jake said flatly.
"Wait. Something's wrong. Look at their eyes." Finn pointed out. Indeed he was right. All the fighting Marauders had shining crystal blue eyes.
"Something's up," exclaimed Jake worriedly. "Yes, Finn and Jake. Something is up." said a voice.
Finn and Jake now witnessed that all the Marauders had stopped rough housing, and they were standing straight and tall with blank expressions on their faces.
The duo then turned to see a Snake Armed Ruby Brain Beast, and on top of it was…
"Ricardio!" Finn and Jake cried.
