There is a long table in the library. Sitting at the table in order is Andre, Tori, Beck, Jade, Robbie, and Cat. Next to Cat are Rex and Sarah.
Andre: Hey Cat, are you keeping an eye on those two down there?
Cat: They are fine; I think they are just holding hands.
Tori: That is so sweet!
Jade: Oh, come on, Rex is a puppet and Sarah is a doll. What can they do?
Robbie: Don't call him a puppet!
Rex: The wicked witch there is right about one thing though, Sarah is a doll!
Jade: Come on Rex, what kind of a girlfriend is she? She is pretty but she never says anything.
Rex: The kind that Beck would probably like.
Jade starts to get up and go towards Rex but Beck holds her and sits her down.
Jade: Are you going to let him talk to me like that, do something!
Beck kisses her deeply for a few moments. Jade melts and sits down forgetting all about Rex.
Robbie: Could you guys not do that in front of Rex and Sarah, we don't want them to get ideas.
Andre: I think they already have an idea, look.
Everyone looks and it appears that Rex is actually kissing Sarah.
Robbie: Rex!
Rex: Keep it down would ya, Rob, some people are trying to get things done here.
Cat runs over and picks up Sarah to leave.
Cat: Come on Sarah, you need to get home before something happens.
Rex: Call me!
Robbie: Rex, what were you thinking, kissing Sarah like that?
Rex: I was thinking that one of us should get some before we die, and it sure doesn't look like it will ever be you!
Robbie: I will some day, I am just waiting.
Rex: Waiting for what, a new species to evolve?
Robbie: No, I am waiting for the girl I like to like me back; right now she doesn't think of me in that way.
Rex: What a surprise!
Andre: This girl wouldn't happen to be about 5' 2" tall and have red hair.
Robbie: (sighs) yes.
Tori: Robbie, have you ever told Cat how you feel about her?
Robbie: Well, kind of, a couple of weeks ago when Andre asked us to sing a song to Beck about why his car smelled of urine.
Andre: Well, what happened?
Robbie: She told me I was gross!
Jade: Wow, what did you say to her!
Robbie: I asked her if we could make out sometime!
Jade: Well, it's honest.
Tori: Robbie, you can't say something like that do a girl you are trying to date for the first time.
Jade to Tori: How long to you usually expect a guy to wait?
Tori: At least the third….wait we are not talking about me.
Jade: We could be; you have had as much luck dating as Robbie.
Beck: Ok, can we get back to trying to help Robbie?
Robbie: Beck you and Jade have been going together a long time, what is your secret into finding your way to a girl's heart.
Tori: In Jade's case a wooden stake and a hammer come to mind.
Jade flashes a scathing look to Tori.
Beck: First, talk to her and get to know her. Then when you know her well enough, bring her little presents or just do thoughtful little things for her. Then ask her out to dinner or a movie and see how it goes from there.
Robbie: Is that how you and Jade got together.
Jade: Noooo
Robbie: Well then, how?
Beck: I told you, you have to find out about the girl and what she likes. In Jades case we met one day when I was closing my locker and accidentally cut myself.
Robbie: Oh and Jade administered first aid?
Beck: No, she licked it until it stopped bleeding.
Tori: Ewww gross
Beck: It took about twenty minutes.
Jade: and after that, he was mine!
Tori: (very softly), wooden stake and a hammer.
Jade: (Seductively), you know Tori, maybe I have been too hard on you; you really have a lovely throat!
Tori: Gulp!
Rex: Can we get back to Robbie, so he and Cat can hook up and Sarah and I can get together.
Jade: Rex, Robbie is a person, sort of, but you are only a puppet, how can you date.
Rex: You don't know what I got!
Tori: It's kind of true Rex, I mean Robbie and Cat are flesh and blood, but you and Sarah are, well, wood.
Rex: You obviously have never heard the old expression!
Andre: What old expression?
Rex: Once you go wood, nothing else is as good!
Andre: I hadn't heard that one.
Beck: You do know a few things about Cat, she loves to sing and act, and she loves candy!
Tori: That's right, and she did hug you and kiss you at Christmas when you gave her the cotton candy present.
Robbie: That's right, and she probably would have gone to the prom with me if I had only asked her before Tug.
Tori: Prome.
Beck: See, there you go, start out by asking her out to dinner sometime, then maybe take her to a movie. Just go slowly, don't try to force things.
Rex: and make sure she brings Sarah so we can double.
Robbie: Ok, thanks guys I will give it a try.
Beck: Good luck Robbie.
Tori: Just be yourself, Robbie, you will do fine.
Jade: Just remember that Cat is my friend, you try anything with her and I will find you and make you regret it!
Tori: Wow, Jade you really do care about someone other than yourself!
Jade: Did I mention what a nice throat you have…?
Beck: Be nice Jade; if you are good, maybe I will cut myself again for you.
Jade: Don't tease me!
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