Chapter Two

time skip: 1 yr

naruto was making his way through the man sized blades of grass as he looked for the shichibi's nest which kyuubi had said was located near his hunting den on mt. Kitsune-bi. kit, your close i can feel it. my den will be underground once more, shi-kun's nest is at the peak of mt. Kitsune-bi. be sure to walk up there, if your able to get up there before night fall, without my help ill start you on water walking. once in his nest, send out a chakra pulse of my chakra and he will awaken and send one back. once you recieve it, use kitsune flash to get to the scythe. ok kyuu. whoa...this place is fucking HUGE! before him stood a mountain that was twice the height of Konohagakure no Sato. kit, my den is located on the west side, but the entrance is to the east. enter and wait for more instuctions, its booby-trapped. ok. naruto went east and looked for the better part of an hour for the entrance, but he never found it. after another two hours he started jumping up and down in frustration, until he heard....CRACK! at this time naruto was sweating bullets and stupidly looked down, at which point he fell through a six foot wide hole. oh, thats right, i buried the hole so no one would try to invade my den. WAHT THE FUCK KYUUBI?! I DID ALL THAT SEARCHING, ONLY TO GET DROPPED ON MY ASS! SILENCE! YOU WILL LEARN RESPECT OR YOULL RECIEVE NO FURTHER TRAINING FROM ME! Apologies shisho. very well, now walk on the wall and jump every three feet. why? cause there are gaps that will send you to a genjutsu hell of your own making and not the good kind. it unreleasable. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. being drug around shopping by a hoard of women.(thats what i was exposed to as a child growing up with eight sisters.) ok, im going. naruto jumps every three feet and has the gall to ask kyuubi whether or not she wants to bunny hop with him? im not a bunny and neither are you, now stop or ill take over and force you to watch as i scarr you for life with yaoi stories. NEVER! so now he's just jumped over the last gap and is waiting for further directions. now, take a kunai and reach up and saw through a rope on top, on your lower left, and then throw it ring first straight in front of you.

it took naruto a good three hours to cut both ropes, then throw the knife and suddenly see a bright flash of light illuminate the entire den. welcome to the kitsune den of mt. fox fire. prey gather from all over kusa just to sleep here, and now there are a few deer over there, just take those sendon needles ive had you training with and pierce the does skull with it. nauto did so and instantly killed it, but in doing so, he woke the buck. seeing its mate dead, it charged and naruto jumped. to its misfortune, the buck ran into the genjutsu hell gap closest and died of brain hemeraging. naruto walked over to the deer and prayed for its soul. he then began to skin, clean, and cut apart the meat with chakra. he sealed most of the carcass into a scroll and roasted a leg quarter. after eating he went looking for a place to bathe, when kyuubi told him of a spring near the exit to the den. naruto looked around and eventually found the spring which was in fact a subterrainian hot spring. ahhhhhhhhh....man this feels good. after about thirty minutes, naruto got out and went to bed.

the next day naruto woke up and ask kyuubi for directions. kit, go to the back of the den and look for a vertical tunnel, then climb it until you get to some sticks. ok, but why sticks? its how i got his mates eggs to hard boil them. they never found out how the egg kept disappearing until i grabbed shi-kun in his human form by accident. he changed into his accual for and damn near pecked me to death. you deserved it, id say. silence you! NOW, climb! four and a half hours later he was at the bottom of the nest. now, use amaratsu: heated stare. then, i want you to sit down and meditate until your mind is clear. after that your going to send out a pure evil pulse wave. ok, amaratsu: Heated Stare! he stared at the obsticle in front of him and it was burnt away by the heavenly black flames, bjut they continued to burn for seven more days. naruto meditated, then did as he was instructed. soon , he felt a wave of equal intent from SSW. now kit. Kitsune Style: Kitsune Flash, naruto was gone and his after image was that of a child sized kyuubi. naruto arrived in a crator filled with decaying bodies. the pulses were coming from the center. Amaratsu: Kitsune-bi Whip. his black fox fire whip burnt straight through all the bodies and wrapped around a handle. naruto ripped it from its place and caught a unique scythe.(shi-kun in the house)"foolish mortal who are you? why do you smell of fox?" im Namikaze Naruto and im the container of the Kyuubi No Yoko. "so, your the one i felt earlier. i suppose kyuu-chan told you where to find me?" for the most part. why is your blade composed of so many senbon needles? "because this is my weapon of choice, a chain scythe. each needle makes up a part of the blade it will kill an entire battalion of shinobi with one swing. ive yet to let any being except kami herself wield me." shi-kun, its kyuu-chan. shi-kun, does his hand not feel right to you? "as a matter of fact it does, how did you know?" he was destined for a scythe. you and i are to teach him the way of the reaper, you shall drill him in the the basics of kenjutsu as i will help him learn the modified kitsune style for reapers, since its usually used for katanas. but, i will give him the kitsune armor when he completes his reaper training, what shall you do for him after you are satisfied with his progress? "as he progresses, i shall add one of three chakra affinity seals so that he can use them as second nature. once he can use all three in tandem as though they are second nature, ill completely submit to him, but only when IM satisfied!" shichibi-shisho, kyuubi-shisho, when shall we begin? "Now." Now. then lets get started.

time skip: six months

naruto had finally mastered the shichibi scythe, but he now didnt know what to call him other than shisho. shichibi-shisho, i have mastered you, youve submitted to me, nut now what do i call you? "My name is Sky." Sky, fitting. so sky, may i name the scythe or soes it already have a name? "it already has a name, its called Silent Death." Silent Death, huh. then i shall bathe him in blood with his senbon, raiton, fuuton, and daiton jutsus and attacks. Sky, who sealed you? "Kusagakure No Sato." ill destroy the entire village for devine retribution. "child, you shall NOT! i only seek to serve you, but want vengeness on the Nidaime Kusakage." ill kill him for you. you seem eager to kill, i shall relish the feel of his blood on my blade." to kusa then. naruto made it there and used the daiton: shadow jump, naruto jumped into the nearest shadow and soon he slowly rose out of the the shadow of the kusakage's chair. said man was asleep on his paper work.(the worlds greatest evil.) using Silent Death, he pumped chakra into it and used the kusakage for a pin cushion. he was about to leave when kusa anbu Crow, Jackel, and Hyena burst in. using daiton: shadow jump, naruto teleported to kiri just in time to see Zabuza flee from his attempted coup.

naruto took the mission of stopping the kiri civil war and other odd missions that others wouldnt take. as a result naruto at the age of nine, completed 58 D-rank, 36 C-rank, 22 B-rank, 11 A-rank, 3 S-rank, and 1 SS-rank mission under the title Death Scythe. after doing all these missions, he decided it was about time to head towards Konoha. by now naruto was a month away from his 13th birthday and his graduation exam for genin.

time skip: one month

the gaurds at the main gate of Konoha were about to close the gate, when suddenly a figure in black appeared out of nowhere. "state you name and purpose." Uzumaki Naruto, returning from training trip. "never heard of you." Let me in! "fuck off demon!" you know you jusy broke the thirds law, right? "huh?" any last words? "..." at this point naruto pulls out Silent Death and turns both chunnin guards into modern day human acupuncture models. then he just walks in and head towards the hokage tower to report to Oji-san. as he walked, the people of Konoha were giving him various types of looks.(scared, confused, hateful, angry, curious, etc.) as he got to the hokages office, the secretary asked him who he was and his purpose. Uzumaki Naruto, reporting to Sandaime Hokage upon return from training trip. " go right in." hello Oji-san. "Naruto, is that you?" the one and only. "sit down and tell me a summary of your progress in the last five years." well, i have mastered my fuuton, kaiton, and daiton affinities. im an expert stratigist and tactition. i helpped in the calming of kiri. im responsible for the death of the sandaime kusakage, im a master of the scythe, ive completed 131 missions ranging from D-SS-rank in nature, i also unlocked my bloodlines.

"daiton? kusakage? bloodlines? what a unique scythe. what kind is it?" dark release, like the naras use. i killed the kusakage while he was napping and drooling on his paper work.(cue sweat drop.)apparently the Uzumaki Clanwere famous for their hidden sharingan and the Yondaime was a Mokuton user. Kyuubi altered my doujutsu, so now i can destroy and copy bloodlines whenever i want. but if someone were to get a hold of my blood and try to a new bloodline, they would die, because its pumped full of Kyuubi's chakra. its a chain-senbon scythe, its also got the Shichibi sealed within it and he only answers to me. i can use daiton, fuuton, and raiton jutsu with Silent Death here. also, if i tell him, he can act independent of me and upon my word, he'll materialize in human form to fight along side me. "interesting." well for your deeds in kusa ill pay you the value of a SS-rank mission for taking out the man whose been sending in spies to Konoha." also Oji-san, i had to kill two chunnin guards for breaking your law. "ok." 'kyuu, sky, you think i should tell him about kage bushin? "nahhhh." nahhhh, hold it over his head and milk him for all he's worth for it, then give it to him when he's desperate beyond a shadow of a doubt, no pun intented. he jiji, i know a way around paperwork. "REALLY!" yeah, but you have to let me live at my parents estate. "ok. now tell me!" another time, see ya. "NARUTO, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" one week later finds naruto walking into Iruka's class for the genin exam per the hokage's request.

class there will be a new student coming here to take the exam with us. 'knock knock'. ah, here he is. naruto walks in and immediately every girl starts having preverse thoughts. naruto is 6'3' long golden blonde hair, red-blue eyes, well built, but not too much muscle, he had slightly hollow cheeks(face), black pants, shirt, biker boots, plated gloves, tench coat, and mask. now class well will start the genin exam. several people later....Uzumaki Naruto. please perform the henge. naruto henged into Iruka. excellent. now the bushin, kage bushin no jutsu! 15 narutos' appeared. impressive. now kaiawarmi. naruto replaced himself with Mizuki. Outstanding. you pass.

team 1 Uzumaki Naruto, Yashimoto Terra, and Haruno Sakura your Sensei will be Hatake Kakashi.

team 2 Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, Ackimichi Choji your sensei will be Sarutobi Asuma.

team 3 Sai, Uchiha Sasuke, and Teeshi your sensei will be Maito Gaito.

team 4 Hyuuga Hinata, Inozuka Kiba, Aburame Shino your sensei will be Yuuhi Kurenai.

you have all made me proud, break for lunch, then come back here to meet your senseis'. "hey naruto, you want to eat lunch together?" sure terra. im going to Ichiraku's, you want to come? "sure." naruto looked around for sakura, but didnt see her. naruto and terra were later found eating ramen while naruto caught up with Ayame and Tenshi. "naruto-kun, where were you all this time?" training Ayame-nee-chan and activating my bloodlines. "bloodlines?!" yeah, but none of yall may say anything to anyone, you understand?!(naruto uses kyuubi's chakra for emphasis.) all too soon they made it back to the academy and in turn, Iruka's classroom. "remove the mask dobe, so we can all see your face." fuck off yaoi-teme! "dont talk to sasuke-kun like that!" Haruno, you need to grow up. at least terra can say she's a decent kunoichi, youll die in the ninja work, which by the way is no place for foolish fan-girls! "shut up you black covered freak." at least im not in love with an emo whose gay. "sasuke-kun is not gay!" then why hasnt he ever acknowledged any of the girls throwing themselves at him? "..." thats what i thought, now enough bickering Iruka-sensei is here to show in teams 1, 2, and 3 's sensei's. "class, here is Yuuhi Kurenai, Sarutobi Asuma, and Maito Gaito.(asuma and kurenai are the same, but imagine gai in green and orange, thats his cousin.) "team 2 with me to training ground 9." "YOUTHFUL TEAM 3, MEET ME IN TRAINING GROUND 13 TO SEE YOUR YOUTHFUL SPRING TIMES OF YOUTH!" "GAITO, STOP SCHREECHING!!!!!!!!!" Iruka-sensei, three things, one your schreeching, two where Kakashi-sensei, and three please stop screaming your hurting mine and Inozuka-sans ears. "ok." "team 4, meet me at traing ground 18. team 1, your sensei is always two and a half hours later, just go wait for him on the roof." thanks Kurenai-sensei, ill set a combo 9 point trap for him, just to teach him not to make us wait. also, does he have any weaknesses? "not that i know of, but he's never seen without a copy of icha icha paradise." hmmmmm, thank sensei, bye. "bye." team 1 went up to the roof to wait for their sensei and to hear him set off naruto's trap. three hours later, one Hatake Kakashi was found on the roof looking like a tramatized child as he had nearly lost his boys in nine different ways, his book got burnt, and he couldnt seem to remove the sign saying 'need help fing my spring time of youth.' . sadly Kakashi went through thirty minutes of Rock Lee and the Maito Clan's unbreakable genjutsu. "who set that trap?"

when no one spoke he just said "my first impression is ILL KILL YOU ALL!" "now, tell me about yourselves, likes, dislikes, hobbies, ambitions." you first sensei. "my name is Hatake Kakashi, i like many things, dislikes, i dont feel like telling you that, hobbies, i have many, ambitions, not telling." so basically we only learned his name said sakura. at this point naruto pulled out the fabled "Kami's Black Book of Secrets." Hatake Kakashi, likes icha icha paradise, Inozuka Rin, and remembering his lost comrades by being late. dislikes the village council, anti-pervert security, fan-girls, and arrogant people. hobbies, reading, drinking, sex, and annoying Maito Guy. ambitions, to one day find and marry Inozuka Rin. and Dark Secret, has been known to...Ahhh! "if your smart you wont finish that sentence!" "you first black." im Uzumaki Naruto, i like exotic haired girls, Silend Death my scythe, training, and pranking. i dislike arrogant people, kiss asses, traitors, gay uchiha emos. "HE'S NOT GAY OR EMO, BAKA!" Oh and i also dislike banshee bitches. my hobbies include training, reading, drinking sake, and training with my bloodlines. i hope to become the Rokudaime hokage. "bloodlines?" hai, sensei i have the Fukyuu Mangekyo Sharingan and the Mokuton. "HOLY SHIT!!! You and i need to speak in a few minutes!"

"now you pinky." my name is Haruno Sakura, i like Sasuke-kun and Naruto-kun. i dislike Ino-pig. mu hobbies include...[blushes]. my ambitions...[blushes]. "now you earthy." im Yashimoto Terra i like training, doton jutsu, and chakra control training. i dislike fan clubs, arrogant people, and perverts. my hobbies include training, destroying little orange books, and creating doton jutsu. i hope to one day have a family and perhaps die in battle. "'ok so i have an enigma, fan-girl, and a well rounded kunoichi.'" "alright, tomorrow meet me a training ground 16 for your actual genin test. mind you it has a 66.6% fail rating." "oh, and dont eat breakfast, or youll throw up."