Sorry for the wait guys I guess I got a bit distracted and forgot about this. Anywho here is the next installment in Archer's great adventure.

Video Log five: My time spent at creep island (I assume this to be an island) has been shall we say less than pleasant so far. I would say that the food has been rather poor, the service moderate at best (please ask before druggings in future) and don't even get me started on hygiene. So far I have been shot, stabbed, comatosed, electrocuted and beaten up. I'd rate it 4 out of ten, would not stay again (the 'not' part of that sentence being both underlined bolded and italicized). Based on these things I have decided to vacate the premises as soon as possible. From the window in my door I have scouted the premises and deduced that step one of my escape should involve opening the door and taking out the guard stationed there, shouldn't be too hard, then I don't know I guess I'll just improv. the rest of the plan on the way. This place can't be that big right? I suppose if I am successful in my escape I'll just have talk to myself seeing as I won't have this camcorder anymore. So from now onward when addressing someone I am talking to my brain. That's right brain I'm talkin to you so stop slacking and think of a way outa here ya idiot! In fact "Brain" I am giving you till the count of 30 to get me the hell outa here!

30 Seconds Later

Wow that was impressive brain, almost like I'm some sort of highly trained agent with genetic enhancements or something. What's not so impressive is that this isn't an island at all, it's a peninsula! I mean if I wasn't complaining before I definitely am now. Hijack this stupid helicopter all for nothing.

"What?!"

"Nothing, just shut up and keep flying this thing or I swear to god I will shoot certain parts of your anatomy right off!"

"Hey man don't lose your shit all 'ight. These guys don't pay me enough to lose my dick over-"

Blam!

"Aieee!"

"Oh god dude I am so sorry. It's just with the helicopter and I guess you were being kind of-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHOT MY FUCKEN DICK OFF YOU ASSHOLE!"

"Geez no need to be a pill about it here move over I'll drive."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Opps."

Eh he was getting annoying anyway, eww seats all sticky.

This was a short one but I hope you liked it anyway. :-P