Chapter 2.
As Edwardio and Bell-uh sped down the street in the Stupid Shiny Volvo, hitting their fair share of mailboxes, cats and people, the finally arrived at the Cullinz's house. Parking the S.S.V (Stupid Shiny Volvo) on top of the family mailbox, Edwardio told Bell-uh to stay, while he went to talk to his family. He vaulted over the door and chicken-danced towards the door. The kicked open the house door and yowled like a warrior cat,
"Here's Edwardio!!"
Before rushing inside with a mighty PFFT~. There were screams of agony as everyone rushed out of the house, clutching their noses and gagging. Alice, who was wearing a gas mask and a HazMat suit, belted Edwardio across the kisser, sending him flying out the window.
"Stupid Edwardio! Warn us before you break wind next time, fool!"
Bell-uh heard a mighty commotion and left the safety of the S.S.V. She waddled over to everyone, but was over-come by the gas again. Her eyes watered and she clung to Alice.
"Oh my good golly gosh, Bell-uh! What a surprise to see you here."
Alice said calmly, taking off her gas mask and giving it to Bell-uh. Bell-uh nodded a thank-you and turned to look at Edwardio, who was running on the floor.
"Edwardio? WTF are you doing? You have to drive me to school!"
….Edwardio wasn't listening, Bell-uh's eyes twitched. She was about to yell at Edwardio, but Alice cut her off.
"Since Edwardio is busy, how about I take you to school myself?"
Bell-uh's eyes widened and she hugged Alice.
"Really?"
"Fo Shizzle, Bell-uh."
Alice led Bell-uh to HER car, a yellow Porsche, which was certainly not a Stupid Shiny Volvo, as E-Mutt started poking Edwardio. Alice's car drove through the garage wall and sped down the street, in a cloud of sparkly car-fumes.
"So, Bell-uh, I heard that next week is your school concert, is that true?"
Alice did a 'look ma, no hands' as she turned towards Bell-uh. Bell-uh nodded.
"Yupperoonies! I are playing the mayonnaise, which is so an instrument!"
Alice smiled, placing her hands back on the wheel before almost hitting a person crossing the street, running a red light.
"I like, totally love the mayonnaise, I've always wanted to play that instrument. You're so dang lucky Bell-uh!"
During the entire drive, they talked about how mayonnaise was an amazing instrument and Edwardio's bad gas until they arrived at school. When they finally arrived, Alice parked the car in the school and Bell-uh jumped out the Porsche's window and waved to Alice.
"See you later dawg!"
Bell-uh yowled as she swung her backpack over her shoulder, having one of her many back-pack baubles hitting her in the face and ran to class.
