Dear Yugi Muto,
I don't know how long it has been but being stranded on an island is not something I planned to do. Yugi, I love you very much. I would protect you with my life even if I had to fight a thousand Blue Eyes White Dragons.
But seriously. Why on earth did you hand me to Bug Breath?
Didn't you think for a moment that a person, who wants no competition from other people and all of a sudden asks for me, is suspicious?
Now if I had a life jacket and a folate then it wouldn't be so bad. But I was dunked in cold water without any of those items.
At least Joey tried to save me, so I can't exactly be very mad at you. But please just get me back in your deck already! I need a large towel to dry myself! I need food Yugi! I can't just live off tree bark and sand for the rest of my life! Yes I know I am the forbidden one.
But is it forbidden for me to enjoy everyday things as well?
Is food now forbidden for me?
Well, I hope to hear from you soon.
Adios.
Probably stranded and still waiting for you to rescue me someday.
-Exodia
P.S. If you ever see Weevil again. Please just dump his whole deck down the drain. That might give me a few moments of satisfaction. Also, will you hurry up and save me already?
I hope you guys are enjoying these short stories so far. If you guys have a certain Duel Monster in mind, don't be shy and just ask me. I'm sure they want to file a complaint just as badly too.
