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A few hours later, Chernov's father arrived via parachute. He was wearing the same camouflaged clothing as he but instead of the smurf hat he has a helmet instead, his name is John Reznov but everyone calls him Dimitri. Standing 6 ft tall, he stand right about Gargamel's height.
He took off the parachute and dropped it on the ground, "You know what Chernov, your job was to learn from the smurfs yet you have to ruin it for everybody and claim responsibility." he says, "Well, at least your responsible. Now what happened?"
"I was making mind control technology and somehow fried Smurfette's brains across town thanks to a lightning bolt," said Chernov, "She took off running naked and ran off into the woods, then I called you."
"By god Chernov, that was the most ridicules story I ever heard but luckily it's happened before." said Chernov, "All my brothers and only sister acts that nuts, but no more than my sister and boy that description you told me about Smurfette can easily fit my sibling. There is nothing I could do, but I could give you advice that only you can use."
"What's the advice?" asked Chernov.
"Use your instinct, your personality alone will get her under control." said Dimitri, "Just do what your gut tells you, oh and a few more things that I need to warn you about. If it as bad as what you described, then you'll have to expect Smurfette dressing boyish. On top of that, she'll pull pranks on everyone as she can, eat two times her body weight, sleep for half the day, doing such disgusting acts, the rest you'll figure out on your own. To the rest of all of you smurfs, she'll be just as annoying as Brainy after a few weeks. By that time, her appearance will change a lot."
"So only I could get her under control?" asked Chernov.
"You are a Reznov, only you could tame her." said Dimitri, "The only good thing about this is that her relationship with the smurflings might improve and spend time playing with them, more than what a mother should do. Anyway, all of you are screwed unless you can tolerate her but look at the bright side. Your romantic feelings might get you somewhere if you play your cards right, however she won't marry either of you and would simply spend time with all of you."
With that, Dimitri pulled out a dark circle thing and threw it on the ground then jumped through it. The circle shrank and disappeared, he was now long gone. "Well, here goes nothing." said Chernov as he heads off into the woods, "If I'm not back by dinner, come find me."
With that, all the smurfs head back to their homes at their everyday jobs. Papa Smurf went back to his home and sat on a chair and stared at the wall for a moment, wondering what he should do about Smurfette.
Chernov managed to track down Smurfette up on a tree, she sits there on the branch with her goofy smile as she threw smurfberries at Chernov with stunning accuracy. "Smurfette, please come down," said Chernov.
"No!" he responded like a 4 year old child, and threw what appears to be a brown gooey ball at Chernov and it landed between his feet.
"Don't tell me what I think you just throw," he responded.
Smurfette pulled out a gallon of chocolate ice cream and and ice cream scoop and threw it at Chernov, and missed. Chernov had enough and grabbed onto the tree and used his Supersmurf strength and uprooted the tree out of the ground and shook Smurfette off, she landed nearby square on her head. He then tossed aside the tree, which landed in a loud thud and tackled Smurfette to the ground. She laughed just as Chernov wrapped his arms around her.
"If you wanted to, you could have just asked," said Smurfette.
"Wow, what have I done to you?" he asked, "Come on, let's get you back home.":
Chernov helped Smurfette up and wrapped her in a white bed sheet to cover up the indecent exposure, he walked her back to the Smurf Village where he leads her back to her house. "Now don't come out until you put on some clothes," ordered Chernov.
"Yes, Chernov," she giggled as she shuts the door behind them.
He then turned and was about to walk home when he saw a dozen smurfs with angry faces as they stare right at him, "Your hate against me is nothing compared to the hate against myself for this," said Chernov, "I suggest all of you try to ask Smurfette out awhile you have the chance, she won't say no for anything romantic except marriage."
Chernov soon walked away, the smurfs looked at each other and realized he's right. This is an opportunity that is worth taking but how did Chernov knew that? He walked back into his house and took a picture of all of his equations before erasing them and starting over, and spends the all day trying to figure out how to reverse Smurfette's condition using math alone.
TO BE CONTINUED...
