Haruhi picked up the green can from the table in front of her and took a generous gulp. She set the can down and was met with curious stares from her guests. Haruhi flashed them a smile.

"Sorry. It's my new favorite soda and it's not often that I get to drink it." She demonstrated her point by picking it up and taking a small sip. Her most frequent guest, Aiko Miname, looked worried.

"Haruhi-kun, I heard that Mountain Dew can lower sperm count." She voiced, eyeing the green can. Haruhi laughed a little.

"I don't mean to disagree, Aiko-chan, but Kyouya-senpai says it doesn't." The brunette drained the last mouthful in the can, purposefully omitting that she didn't have any sperm to begin with.