Following program sponsored by~ President Snow- "I'll eat your babies."
Announcer- And back to... Reading With Gandalf!
~Gandalf is sitting in his chair by his fireplace~
Gandalf- "Hello readers! Good to see you're still here. Today I have read The Hunger Games...All three of them."
~Merry and Pippin run around in the back ground, getting chased by dwarves~
Gandalf- "These books were...OKAY, And someone suggested I have one of the characters as a special guest. Since Katniss used my Hobbits as target practice, I invited someone slightly less violent. Please introduce our special guest."
Announcer/Sam- Put your hands together for... Peeta Malark!
~Peeta comes in with his ugly greased back hair, and sits down in a chair next to Gandalf~
Gandalf- "Well, Peeta. Nice to see you again."
Peeta- "What do you mean?"
Gandalf- "Oh, I saw you at The Hunger Games Movie auditions. With my friend Legolas, He tried out for Katniss, I tried out for The dashing President Snow."
~Gandalf flips his hair in slow motion, majestically~
Peeta- "Yeah, Now I remember!"
~Peeta starts chuckling~
Gandalf- "Well, tell me how the KatPee is."
Peeta- "KatPee?!"
Gandalf-"KatPee! Or would you prefer Peeniss?"
~Peeta starts breaking out laughing again~
Gandalf- "Okay, looks like I'm getting nowhere with you. That's all the time we have today. Until next time!"
~Peeta continues rolling on floor laughing as Merry and Pippin trip on him and are squashed by dwarves.~
