Following program sponsored by~ President Snow- "I'll eat your babies."

Announcer- And back to... Reading With Gandalf!

~Gandalf is sitting in his chair by his fireplace~

Gandalf- "Hello readers! Good to see you're still here. Today I have read The Hunger Games...All three of them."

~Merry and Pippin run around in the back ground, getting chased by dwarves~

Gandalf- "These books were...OKAY, And someone suggested I have one of the characters as a special guest. Since Katniss used my Hobbits as target practice, I invited someone slightly less violent. Please introduce our special guest."

Announcer/Sam- Put your hands together for... Peeta Malark!

~Peeta comes in with his ugly greased back hair, and sits down in a chair next to Gandalf~

Gandalf- "Well, Peeta. Nice to see you again."

Peeta- "What do you mean?"

Gandalf- "Oh, I saw you at The Hunger Games Movie auditions. With my friend Legolas, He tried out for Katniss, I tried out for The dashing President Snow."

~Gandalf flips his hair in slow motion, majestically~

Peeta- "Yeah, Now I remember!"

~Peeta starts chuckling~

Gandalf- "Well, tell me how the KatPee is."

Peeta- "KatPee?!"

Gandalf-"KatPee! Or would you prefer Peeniss?"

~Peeta starts breaking out laughing again~

Gandalf- "Okay, looks like I'm getting nowhere with you. That's all the time we have today. Until next time!"

~Peeta continues rolling on floor laughing as Merry and Pippin trip on him and are squashed by dwarves.~