the cronunkles of Blayde spurticsu: grimm destroer

Disclaimer: I'm actually just a little buzzed while writing this. Also I don't own RWBY.


Blade woked up too the felling of sevral hawt grills pressing agains his side. He moved his handds and carrised there sides an they giggled like skoolgirls.

"oh blade..." they all moaned

then he realized this morning was inisheashun and they couldnt be late so he quickly got up and rushed to get dressed becuz the the girls took of his close somehow becuz they relly want it to see him nekkid (A/N: Lol :))

Tey rushed to the place where Ospen was waiting with glenda who winked at BLade becuz she thout he was cute.

"Today you have to go in2 this forrest with the grimm and get the reese's peese's or somethin oh and u'll also be picking partnurs in here kbye'

so then they wer lanched intoo teh forest and he did a reely cool backflip and did some other cool stuff to land perfectly. he then went around killing the deathsteakers and tha edgarmores and finding all of his girl friends. He found Jean too but he was dead becuz he suks lol.

tEhn blude found the cheker peeces and took all of them 2 proof he was the best.

He gav e the peices to oozpin who stared at Blade wiht wide ayes.

"U relly r the chosen one: he thot.

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Blade stood wit all the rwby and Jnpr girls on the stage and Ozpin said

"INTRODUCING TEAM SHADOWFIRE with Teem Leader Blid Spurticus.!"

Every1 clapped an cheered becuz they all new taht Blode was super stronk and heroin. Then they went to bed..

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Ozpin gotted Team Shadowfire a huge double kingsized bed so Blade and the girls could sleep together (but not in htat way...yet... ;)) Pryyah woke up 1stand woke up Blade wit a adult kiss. Blade kised her bak and he was so good that the other giurls wanted kisses 2.

When he was done adult kissing all of teh girls Wees said "OH NO WE HAV TO GO TO CLASS?!"

sO they put on their unifroms xcept 4 Blede becaouse he looked cooler in his wombat close. They went to Profesor Poots class and he said 'let me tell yuo all a story about the demon King. One time, I foght him wit my mustach but he defeated me because he wus 2 strog. THen he is kill blyde's parents and gave him powerful sords to fight him witj"

Its true" said Bblade and he pulled out the Flamingo and Demon swords and fliped an spun them around. Everywun tohought he was super cool and all teh girls fell in love with him but he was already in luv with all of the rwbyjnbr girls. Then prof Poops said "okay Blade now fite this Babytoosk" and he released a grimm.

Blade jumped in the air and landed in front of the barbietask and smerked."bring it on..."

he said

The girls all blsuhed at how kool he was. Blede spun aroun an dodged the grems attaks witout using his semberlence befgore slicing it's head off. Portortort nodded and sed "U will be streng hunterman someday"


A/N: Shoutout to the Guest reviewer who called me a "bitch ass nigga". This one's for you.