2. Ero-scarf

Mikasa-chaaaaan!

One would think that being a red scarf in these times -an era where humans, let alone their clothes, could be crushed and ripped to pieces by titans in a matter of seconds- would be unfortunate, but I am quite happy with my fate. Indeed, each day I live through is filled with excitement, joy, and -most of all- Mikasa Ackerman. Dat girl.

She loves me like no other and spends each day in my arms... We go around killing titans together and saving that pansy-ass Eren Jaeger, who -I am ashamed to say- was my first owner. He owes us big, and if it weren't for Mikasa-chan and I, he would have been dead many times over...

Mikasa-chan...

Mikasa-chan always wraps me around her two or three times, and we spend the whole day just snuggling together, Jaeger yapping in the background. She almost never hugs him, so I just know I'm her number one. Nobody is as soft or warm as me, tch. So Mikasa-chan chose me but there are still flies around here -three flies... Eren, Jean and Armin. These three... someday I'll crack and strangle them. All at once.