WORD: Puppy
Definition: The young of a dog (I hope most of you knew that...)
"Please, Ike! Pleeeeeaaasssseeee!"
"No."
"Why not!"
"Marth, you do not need a puppy."
"But Ike-"
"You have four horses, a cat, two frogs, five rabbits, fourteen koi, three freshwater sharks, a wolf, six lizards, and a tarantula. You DO NOT need a puppy." A sigh left Ike's lips, and he placed his fingers on his temples; trying not to look at the big-eyed mutt that Marth cradled him his arms.
"But he's all alone Ike, he needs a home. Please?"
"No. For goodness sake Marth, you're acting like a child."
"I am a child, Ike. I'm 16." He knew how much Ike hated being reminded of that fact. In most cultures Ike would be considered a pedophile. "And I'm a prince, so if I say I want to keep the puppy; we're keeping the puppy."
"That's rather self-serving; I always thought you were more of the 'for my people' prince." Ike grinned only slightly, still wanting to stay serious about the whole puppy matter.
"Well, I've got to do something for myself every now and then."
"You're still not keeping the puppy."
A frown creased on Marth's lips. The puppy in his arms whined as if it knew what was being said. Marth looked at it, patting it's soft head before what could only be described by Ike as an evil grin formed on his lips. "Fine," the prince said, "I won't keep the puppy. But in that case, you're not getting any sex for a week."
Ike's jaw dropped slightly, but Marth seemed serious. He looked at the bundle of fur in the prince's arm. "So, where's he going to sleep?"
