JPOV

GOd I love Bella she was so easy to be around I could be anyone around her and she wouldn't care, Hell she would even join in with me. Crap here comes Jessica Stanley and her shadow Lauren. Maybe we could quickly run off.

"We can't run off, She's already coming over here!" Bella said reading my mind.

" Hellllo Jasper HOW are you?" Jessica asked in ,What she thinks is a seductive vioce which made me gag, Erk she's rubbing her hand up my arm.

"HE's fine , But oh look at the time, Jasper we got to go I mean you did promise me to help me get my party things for my party next week." Bella told Jessica who had her mouth open so far I thought we would have bee's nest situation again, Bella was a picture of art standing there with her arms crossed with her mouth pulled into and really smug expression I could barely hold it in. I laughted so bad that I thought I was going to wet myself if I could. WIth that still in the air Bella pulled me away with such force it scared me, I mean no one could think she had that much strength in her when she tripped alot.

"Thank God that god created you Bella I don't know what I would have done if you weren't born" I said with a hint of relief in my voice.

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmm" Was that it , was that all what Bella was going to say.

BPOV

Coming up into our view was the Seattle city mall. God it was huge I remember when Alice first brought me here I got lost in the frozen food section , for when we came shopping for the next time I slept round their house. God that girl does my head in 'Oh Jasper HOW are you' yuck it makes me gag just thinking about it. First thing's first games station . Oh yes. Oh yes. The best shop in the world to get games and basically everything we would ever want. Grabbing Jasper's arm before he could go off somewhere else I dragged him over to the shop window to show him the best thing in the world since I was born into this miserable my plan didn't go as I planned as I fell over and nearly headbutted a passer-by who is now running off with her hair in a mess and a shoe in her hand(!!!!!!!!!!!!!) screaming HELP. God people are weird now-a-days, Jasper let out a chuckle at my expensae which I repayed by giving him and death glare. Turning on my heel I tripped which added to my humilation , picking myself upI walked into the shop giving the two geeky boys behind the counter a sexy wink in the right direction which course them to not look where their going and they wlaked straight into each other. Laughing I picked myself up off the floor with a firm brush off I found the movie section and randomly started to pick up all the horror film that we were going to watch tonight at out weekly sleepover.

"Hey are you okay? You know I didn't mean it I mean it was pretty funny!" Jasper said, His breathe slimmed my ear making my breathe catch ever so slightly.

"Fine but your getting an Alice attack when we get back to yours" Ha that will take that big fat smug expression off his face.

His eyes widen ever so slightly showing me he's very sorry but come on he's a big kid he can take care of himself. Smirking to myself I lead the way to the check out.

JPOV

How could she do this to me I mean it was funny but I mean to go that far was horrible. Getting Alice involved , I'm shaking just at the thought of her dragging me to al the shops she wanted , I've still got mental scaring from the last time she made me go with her. Oh no what's Bella doing she can't .NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

"ALICE, ALICE, Oh there you are guess what?" Bella said with a sacastic tone.

Alice looked up with a confused expression , then she was sucked into a vision when she came out she jumped up and down so much I thought she'll go throught the floor.

"Yay, I've always wanted to take Jasper shopping"Alice wouldn't calm down

Esme came in and saw Alice jumping up and down and Bella with a smug expression with me cowarding in the corner. She took one look at us and walked straight back out again, all on one foot. Alice was happly dreaming of how much she wants to spend and what shops she wants to go, While I was planning Bella's grave , from the expression she knew what I was thinking as she ran, silly silly silly human no matter how much she tried I could always catch her with my super duper vampire speed.

Oh stupid vampire speed thanks to my big head I didn't look where I was going and went straight throught-that's right ladies and gentlemen-through the tree , I mean it came out of nowhere.

"AHAHAHA, come on Jasper man get it together." Emmett said barely containing the laughs that where taking hostage in his mouth, oh he couldn't hold he went for it , he laughted I'm scared because if he was human he would have pissed himself laughing. Bella came out of the trees and saw what I had done and that's was it she was on the floor laughing. Struggerling to get up she held onto Emmett bad idea he was laughing so much she actually shook from the force. She ened back onto the floor this time I was the one that laughed. Reaching down I grapped onto Bella's hand and pulling her up , not before missing that electir current coming throught our hands, It almost hurt to have such a force coming from us it caused us both to let go sprawling us on the floor. Emmett letting out one more laught helped us up and carried us back ointo the house not brfore Bella got motion sickness from the shaky Emmett. As soon as Emmett put us down Bella ran for the stairs and tripping her way upstais reached the bathrom just in time, minutes of puking later she came downstairs clutching her stomach and throwing a hand over her mouth in fear of unrelishing the past few minutes, making our way to my room we sat down on my bed and put on the radio, our favourite song came on we both looked at each other and immediatly jumped up and staqrted to jump up and down on the bed . After minutes of endless jumping we heard a crack both staring at each other , we stared to sink lower and lower finally SMASH we both went flying throught the celing in the kitchen. Carlisle and esme came in looking flushered like they just ran 1000 metres at human speed. Deciding I should let it go I did no way did I want to listen or more inportantly feel what lust they felt for each other. Ewwwwwwwwww Carlisle and Esme having sex that gave me a horrible image. HAHAHA I just saw Edward sudder and look over at me I think he read my mind, hahaha that will teach him.

YAWN

We all looked at Bella , who was trying but not succeding hiding an embrassed face. I guess she was sleepy I went over to her and picked her up bridal style. Going upstairs and putting her gently onto my bed , I removed her shoes and coat and everything else that would make her uncomfortable I guess alice had a vision as she came into my room with a nightgown for

Bella and kicked me out. Seconds later she came out with Bella's cloths and said goodnight , going in I saw an image of pure bliss I felt horrible trying to ruin it, was Bella sleeping in such a way made an angel jealous her hair layed spread out behind her jhead and her face was so sweet she looked as a tired out model who just got home from a hard days work. Laying down next to her I buried my face in her hair and bringing her forward I closed my eyes and let my imagation run away with it's self being filled with Bella filled daydreams. But not before hearing Edward groaning HO well serves him right for earlier.