A/N Sorry if I get the chapter screwed up, I am still trying to figure it out.


Disclaimer:.....Well...

Gaara:Say it or fear the wrath of my awsomeness.

KiraL-Demon:Says the Panda Boy.

Gaara:I am not a panda.

KiraL-Demon-Oh. I'm sorry. I guess now I have to make you kiss her.

Gaara:I hate you. And who is She? -death glare-

KiraL-Demon-You shall see, my boy.

Gaara:You are not Shukaku, so stop this bullbutter crap. Now who is She?!

KiraL-Demon:You would know. Now say it.

Gaara:I will get you, I swear to God I will get you. Fine. KiraL-Demon does not own Naruto or me.

KiraL-Demon:Awww...But Gaara I will own you, in the future. And how could you say that. You MEANIE!!!-wails in corner-

Gaara:EMO!!! Since, she's being a cry baby, I shall direct you to the next chapter. Now look down.


Chapter 2:Randomness Returns & Weirdness Begins Kira's POV

"Your alive!" yelled Tsunade, who was pointing a finger to Kira. After Kira took off from the Kage meeting, she went to talk to Tsunade.

"Well no-duh. You see me here soaking wet from that dang trap you put on the gate for me, don't you?" I questioned, obviously ticked off. Well, who wouldn't be getting a whole lake of water poured on you and fighting 3 days nonstop with Madara.

Not to mention that I already fought, killed, and then died last time. Who could deal with two staight fights with Madara. I hope to Kami that me slitting his throat and stabbing a sword through his heart, that he will not come back to life. Well, he would need a new body.

Serves him right, if he want's to come back and get a new body, then let him. He will just have to train himself again and WILL not have the Sharigan. So, now he shouldn't even bother trying to get a new body. It will just be a waste of time. (A/N Look on profile for the water thing and the Madara fight.)

"TSUNADE, MY YOUTHFUL HOKAGE, YOU'RE AWAKE!" Dang. I think Gai busted my eardrums. Wait does he have a long lost son that we don't know about.

"HOKAGE-SAMA, YOU'RE AWAKE. YOUR RIGHT GAI-SENSAI, TODAY IS A WONDOROUS YOUTHFUL DAY, INDEED!" Yelled the mini Gai. Yep, there goes my hearing.

"OH, LEE!"

"GAI-SENSAI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSAI!"

"LEE!" Then, Kami knows how, a beach and waves pop, as well as seagalls flying by and a huge rock. Then....what the hell. They are hugging and crying. Wow. I thought it was messed up when I was here.

"Well, who is this beautiful blossom?" asked the mini Gai. Kami! He even had his eye brows and looks.

"Kira Lee Uchiha." said I, trying to hide my irritation. Usually I can hide it better than this. I swear this village is getting to me, and I haven't even been a hour.

"No way in hell!" Wait! What! I know that Gai just did not call me a fake.

"Your fixing to go to hell if you accuse me of not being me." Could it get any worse?

"THEN PROVE IT! FIGHT ME!" Is Gai insane!

So, this is where I end up, in the hospital, strapped down, and frikin having my chakra sealed. I am going to kill someone, I am going to kill someone. Wait. I know. I can go kill Gai! Sense, he is the frikin one that caused this.

After Gai challenged, I won of course, but then that stupid mind of his, had to point out my injuries. I was frikin fine.

Even after I frikin beat he still doesn't believe me. Then, after I tried to explain, and even showing them the sord with Madara's blood on it, Tsunade dragged me to this Kami forsakken place and healed me. Which requires toughing me. Then after sealing my chakra, they are going to run frikin tests. I swear on of these days. They should know it's me because of my dang chakra.

But no, Madara just had to drain my chakra where it looks like I am a regular shinobi, just low on chakra. But still! They. Sould. Know.

I even showed them my Anbu sword, which is the one I have beat Madara with, and now they think I killed Kira and got her sword and is imporsinating her.

I swear there is something wrong with these people. Maybe they have been around Kakashi to long. I wonder...

"Okay, we're done." said Tsunade.

"Go burn in hell." I snapped back. But people should know that once I was mad, well let's just say alot of stuff happens.

"Now, is that anyway to talk to your Hokage?" Tsunade said, to sound threatening.

"Who says you are my Hokage?" hey no one said you couldn't have fun.

"So you admit you are not Kira?" said Huruno. What. The. Hell. When did she get here and what am I doing in this room.

"Errrr....what the hell am I doing her. And no to your question. Although I can probably prove who I say I am, no wait, who I AM." and so now the like you can prove...

"Like you can prove." said Kakashi. See I told you....wait KAKASHI!!!!!

"Kakashi! When did you get here?" I question, curious.

"I just got here and if you are who you say then there will be only one way to prove it." said Kakashi. Hey, dude he still has that book. Pervert. So now I am in this room with candles lit and strapped to a bed, surely a genjutsu.

Creepy. It look like one of them room where Orochimaru deal with his patients, and when I say patients I mean little boys and him, well let's just say the little boys will never be the same again.

"Fine, then how?" I asked, clurely annoyed.

"What happened with Anko, you, and me when you was five?" this gonna be fun. MAWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! Wow. I am really being evil today. Cool.

"You was supposed to babysit me but you forgot, so I decided to just go to you place instead of you picking me up. Which of course you was late for. You and Anko had gotten supposidly drunk, but you remember what all happened, a little odd don't you think? Amd then I walked in on you to having s-well doing it and I bugged my parents and you for weeks about it. Which I was a smart girl to not fall your bullcrap. And then my parents got enough of it and told you to tell me the *real* "talk". And then my father chased after you with a stick, as well as my mother. So you told me the talk and I bugged you about it, but surprisingly I didn't ell anyone, until now which you gave me permission to do. SO HAH!!!" yes, through with the long explanation.

Hey no more genjutsu. So now I am back in the hospital room, which to bright and sterile smelling, unstrapped. I sat up and Kami I was sore. Of course I wouldn't say it out loud.

Wait... Why is there evil chakra behing me. Oh Shi-

"WHAT DID IT TELL YOU! HUH! I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT!" and there goes me running.

"ANKO, LEAVE HER ALONE, SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE RESTING! ANK-NO HITTING HER WITH A ROLLED UP PEICE OF PAPER!"

"MAWHAHAHAH! TAKE THAT YOU MONGREL! AHAHAHAHAH! I POW3N YOU!"

"WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!" I YELLED. SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE! I. AM. GOING. TO. KILL. MY. DANG. BROTHER. AND ZETSU. AND. KISAME. WAIT! WHAT! Why the hell is Itachi, Zetsu, Kisame here.

"KAMI HELL! WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE COMING BACK TO LIFE!" not realizing I had stopped. Which was the wrong mistake.

BAWM!!!! Great. Why am I always the one that everybody falls on. Tsunade was still standing, wide eyed.

And I had Anko, Itachi, Zetsu, and Kisame on top of me. This is one freaked up day.


A/N Weirdness and randomness. Yes, I actually think like that and this character is based off of what I am like. Although, people are lucky I don't show my true side. Sorry with the cliffhanger, it's late and I need sleep. Aren't I just nice to Kira? MAWHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Yeah, I know nothing was really revealed except the Kakashi and Anko thing, and Itachi being alive. But pretty much all will be revealed in next chapter.

And trust me it will be long. So until then read and review.

Hey! Wait I forgot the Kira&Gaara kiss!

Gaara:Don't you dare think about it! and who is this Kira? Is it the She?

Kira: What the hell do you mean the She?

Gaara: Are that she that she was talking about, dobe.

Kira:-_- You ARE not my brother. And I am Kira, not she. And I am certainly not going to kiss you. ANd by the way author why the hell are you being so evi-

KiraL-Demon: Because I am the author. I write this. So deal with it. But guess what, I am working on a chat thing that will humiliate Gaara and you help! Ain't that just the awsomeness!

Kira:Errrrr...... no and I GET TO HIMULIATE YOU GAARA!!! NANERNANERNANER!!!!!!!!!!

Gaara:-_-

KiraL-Demon:We might want to run.

Kira: Yeah, let's go with that. RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

-us running and getting caought in sand-

Kira:Dang you author!!!!!!!! YOU had to make sand my weakness!

KiraL-Demon: Well, it made sense. Kira being her weakenesses mat-Matress, I mean matress.-shrinks in fear of Kira's and Gaara's glare-

Gaara:SAND BURIEL!!!!!!!!

Shukaku: OH NO THE HELL YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!! DON"T YOU DARE KILL OUR MATES!!!!!!!!!

Kira:0.0 WHAT!!!!!!!!

Gaara:0.0 EXCUSE ME!!!!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET OUT?!!!!

KiraL-Demon: You see it will be reviewed in the next chapter. And I actually happen to be Kira. Oh, and you can't kill me because I don't exist. MAWHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Shukaku: THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!!!!

KiraL-Demon: o_0 EXCUSE ME!!! AM NOT YOUR GIRL!!!!!!-stops evil laughter and gets a giant rock and beating Shukaku with it-

Kira:....

Gaara:....

Kira: You hungry?

Gaara: Yeah.

Kira: Wanna come to my place and get something to eat?

Gaara: Sure.

-Shukaku and KiraL-Demon stop fighting-

Shukaku and KiraL-Demon- Awww. Cute chibi love. -starts making kissy faces and awwwing sounds-

-they stop, when they see Kira and Gaara grab a giant rock and starts walking towards them-

Afterwards......

Gaara: You still hungry?

Kira:Yeah.

Gaara: You place?

Kira: Yeah, come on. -grabs Gaara's hands and starts to walk off with Gaara blushing and then... well Shukaku and KiraL-Demonshould have already learn't there lesson-

Out in Konoha...

Sasuke: Are those screams.

Sakura: Yes. Now stop worrying about that and let's get back to what we were doing. -wink-

Sasuke: Yes, we shall.

Naruto: -Bursts in the room- AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!1

Sasuke: Haven't you ever seen 2 people-

Kakashi poofs up

Kakashi: SASUKE! I AM ASHAMED OF YOU!!! AND WITH SAUKRA!!!!!!!!

Sakura: HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN TO PEOPLE DOING TAXES!!!!!!!!!

Kakashi: Oh... Sorry those screams weren't you two.

Sasuke: No. What do you think we was doin-YOU PERVERT!!!!!!

Sakura:-_- Kakashi we did that before we done our taxes.

Naruto and Kakashi:0.0

Sasuke blushing: Heh. Heh. Well you see we wa-

-then here comes Shukaku and KiraL-Demon brusting through the walls with Gaara and Kira chasing them-

Kira:-stops and looks at Sasuke- Looks like somebody is restoring our clan already.

KiraL-Demon: -stops since everybody elso stopped- Yeah, you and Gaara, Sasuke and Sakura, and Itachi and Deidara.

Everybody:0_o

Sasuke: My brother is dead.

KiraL-Demon: Awww... But he is not. Oh! Deidara's pregenant. BYE!!!!-poofs away-

Kira: My place?

Everybody:-shakes head yes-

Itachi and Deidara poof in-

Itachi: Sure we are up to it. After all Deidara is eating for two. -pats Deidara stomach-

Everybody:- on floor from to much weirdness and randomness-

And I shall bade you a good nite. Read and Review. Please. Bye! :)