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2. Alien Things



Hmm she..doesn't get it. She looks confused..and afraid.

I held out my hands to her, as if to break the news to her gently, "I'm..not from this...world. Get it?" I said that as calm as possible to not scare her away. Then she got very quiet and then the unexpected happened.

..she is laughing..laughing a lot....at me. I suppose it is a little ridiculous. But I'm not in the mood..

"You really really are nuts!" She could barely get out the words through her laughter. "You are telling...me! That...you! Are an alien or something!? That's insane!"

I put my hand against my head. She's giving me a headache.

I don't have time for this..I folded my arms, "Look." I said sternly, "I am an alien...which means I am not from here." I glared at her and her mood instantly changed. Maybe I was too harsh.

"What....." She was speechless. Her laughter stopped. "No..no..there is no way." She started to back away from me. Maybe I went too far?

I sighed and tried to reach out to her, but she pulled her hands away. I spoke quicker this time, "You need to believe me. I don't have time to explain this to you. I have to get back to my world, and help my comrades."

She put her hands up against her cheeks and started shaking her head at me. I walked closer to her, "You have to believe me." She shook her head again and again, backing up further and further. I need to do something drastic, my friends could be in danger.."If you refuse to believe me, I'm going to have to show you something that you can not deny to be real." I said seriously.

"No! Stop it! You're craz-" I'd had enough, before she could finish her sentence I pulled up my forehead protector to show her the most un-human thing about me. My sharingan. There was a stutter in her voice and then...her face turned...blue!?

Her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she tumbled backwards. I jumped behind her to catch her in my arms and picked her up cradling her gently. She was very light and for the first time seemed..peaceful. I sighed and looked down at her in my arms... I know I went to far.

Without all of the commotion going on I can finally get a good look at her. She has olive skin, shows she likes the sun, red-ish brown hair, I don't know if that is natural... she's petite and had very tiny wrists, easy to grab, and even though her eyes are closed now, I remember them to be bright blue before. She's not bad, not bad at all..but I've got other things to think about.

With her in my arms, I turned slowly in a circle. Land, land, land....ah..a house. This must be where she lives. I hiked up the tall grassy field that led to her back door, which was left open. I guess she was in a rush.

I stepped up to her back door, being cautious to enter incase there any other shinobi around. After a couple minutes of silence I decided it was safe to enter.

Maybe she lives here alone. I should still keep my guard up. The inside of her house was neat and cozy. It reminded me of t.v. was left on, most likely because she ran out in a rush. The house was a simple layout, I liked it, it had just what you needed and nothing you didn't. Just the necessities. Very ninja like.

I toured around the small layout of the house until I got to a small room on the left. It had a small sky blue bed in the corner, along with other furniture, black walls, and a couple pictures lying around that I'm guessing are her as a child. I placed her down on her bed and watched her as she rolled over to her side, sound asleep.

But then a mysterious noise caught my attention.

PPPPPPPUUUUUURRRRRR

What was that?!

A small sound came from the closet.

PPPUUURRRRR

I knew there were others here!!

I pulled out my kunai and in a flash I was on the other side of the room, the attacker was about to come out of the shadows! It's got no where to go. I have it cornered with my weapon right it's throat! The evil! The demon...umm..

....kitty...?

The small creature's big shining eyes stared up at me, "You're mocking me...aren't you?" And I'm a top shinobi...hmmm. It brushed against my leg and I gave in to the attention needing fur ball. I knelt down beside it and scratched it's head. "Lets... just act like that never happened." I let out a small chuckle, but then was startled when another noise came from the desk next to me.

BBBBBRRRRIIINNNNNGGGGG

I raise my weapon up by my face to guard against the unknown object.

Is it a bomb...what is this....?!

The noise faded, so I approached it carefully, keeping my weapon close. I tapped it with the sharp end of the kunai and instantly ducked behind the desk, shielding the cat as well. I waited a couple minutes, then when nothing happened I stood up. Then again I slowly approached the 'bomb,' but before I could react, the sound went off again! I covered my face, waiting for the impact. But, it never came...

The object made a noise again..and again. But that's all it did.

Hmmm doesn't seem to be a threat..

I lowered my arms and cautiously tapped the top of the black shiny case. Then hesitated, but picked it up, and started to tap what looked like buttons on it.

It CLICKED. Then I heard the most annoying sound in the world. I was so startled I dropped the odd loud thing on the wood floor.

"Hello? Hello! Alanis! Hello!? Honey! Will you answer me! I've only been gone a day, don't ignore me yet!! Do I have service?? Well I'll call later, but if you can hear me I landed in Alaska! Will be-"

"What is this device?" I asked the thing on the floor, I didn't care about her annoying talk. I wanted to know what was going on. This could be a trap.

"Excuse me?! Who is this!? I swear if my daughter is having a party....!!"

Blah blah blah..does this lady ever stop talking!

For some reason the big red 'end' button seemed interesting.

CLICK

Hah that does it.

"Finally it's quiet." I muttered.

I picked up the strange device, finally able to figure out it's purpose. Looks like an advanced radio, that's all. I tossed the radio back on the desk.

Then I glanced over at Alanis on the bed and to my surprise I saw her siting up with her big blue eyes watching me..and hmm could that be a smile on her face?

Looks like she is feeling better all ready.

...and it looks like she's been watching my investigation on her room..


Next: Find out what Alanis saw!

Will the cat hunt down Kakashi? Will Alanis's mom punish her for partying?