Note: AU where AoKaga-chan, Midorin and Kuro-chin are singers (lol duet series what else wwwwwww)
Note 2: lol i fucking love the aokaga duet (i've listened to the midokuro one, too... awawa ono k's and ono d's voices are super nice to the ears aaaaahhhh~)
Note 3: i fucking suck at making up titles OTL also just part 1 for now 'cause i suck and im fucking lazy orz
"Har? What did you just fucking say?" The tanned male slammed his hands on the table separating him and his companion making the other jump in his seat.
"I-I'm s-s-sorry Aomine-san but p-please calm down! I t-tried to negotiate w-with the recording s-studio b-but they stood their ground! I'm so sorry! (As if it's my fault that you're TF is so freaking high…)" Sakurai Ryou is seriously contemplating his career choices now that he's faced with one of the most sought out singers at the time who looks as if he would eat the trembling assistant manager whole, the seat he's currently on included.
"Stop mumbling and say that to my fucking face, Ryou."
"Wah! A-Aomine-san! I'm so s-s-sorry! I-I d-didn't mean it! I s-swear! Waaaaah!" Right, he should probably talk to Momoi-san for a change of talent to manage. And speaking of the manager…
"Dai-chan! Stop it, poor Ryou-chan is scared out of his wits already! You may leave Ryou-chan, don't worry, I'll talk some sense into this ganguro." Momoi smiled at the shaking male and ushered him out of the room before she set her sights on her talent-slash-money maker-slash-trouble maker of a best friend.
"Jeeze.. You know we can't do anything about it anymore if the producers and the studio can't afford your rates at this time. Between accomodating your freakishly high TF and other 3 famous singers' as well, of course they'd have to find alternative ways to actually afford the expenses." The pink-haired manager sat opposite Aomine, trying to reason with the male and make him see some sense.
"Tch. How come they could pay for that shitty four-eyes' rates and not mine? Goddammit I'm not the only one who has a 'freakishly high TF'." Of course the damned ore-sama noticed that.
"Well, it's 'cause they actually need Midorin's voice for his and Tetsu-kun's duet. ("What? They need my voice for my duet with Taiga, too!") I mean for both of their songs. That other song you were supposed to feature in with Kagamin? Your only input there would be "Ha!", "Woo!", "Hey!" and some other little sounds and the studio could just use your already recorded voice and do some tinkering so they could insert them in the song. So basically, you're not needed." The last part sounded pretty harsh to the manager's ears and she saw the minuscule shift in her talent's demeanor, as if he was offended somehow, but it was gone before she could apologize.
"Fuck that! What about Taiga, huh? I know his rates are pretty high, too — though maybe not as high as mine — but still..!" Yep, she knew he was gonna point that out, too…
"Sigh. Dai-chan, it's because Kagamin is a natural born angel."
"What the fuck Satsuki. That doesn't even answer anything. I don't even know why you would point that out!" Aomine was seriously confused. He himself know that fact, he's dating that angel for fuck's sakes!
"Jeeze Dai-chan, you're so slow. What I meant was that Kagamin offered to sing his part for free. FREE. He's such a darling angel, isn't he?"
After she said that, she saw Aomine gaping at her. It would seem as though the male's little brain couldn't process the words he heard and it just stopped functioning altogether. When he hadn't made any kind of movement for the next few minutes, Momoi started to worry and poked the other to get some sort of reaction.
"Dai-chan? Hey Dai-chan.. Daaaaaaaiiiii-chaaaaan… Hey! Wah—!"
Aomine suddenly let out a booming laugh that Momoi jumped so hard she dropped off her seat.
"Owwww… Dai-chan! Oh my God, why'd you suddenly laugh like that? Are you okay?"
Momoi was seriously worried that her best friend broke after hearing such things, he doesn't believe in ("I'll do it for free, too, Satsuki.") doing others a favor for without expecting anything in return. Wait, what?
"I'm sorry Dai-chan, I didn't hear you. Can you repeat that?" Surely she was just hallucinating, right..?
"I said I'm gonna do it for free, too! FREE. Pro bono. Heh~ If my maji tenshi of a sweetheart can do it, I can, too. So you better get your ugly ass out of here and tell those cheapskates that the great Aomine Daiki will do them a one-time only service and I will feature in the duet all for the low low price of free. Well, what're you still doing here? Get your ass out there woman, time is running. Shoo! Shoo!"
Momoi was convinced that the world is coming to an end for this to be happening. But since it is — as Aomine said it — a one-time only service, a once-in-a-blue-moon kind of thing, she hauled her pretty ass off of her chair (she chose to ignore the other's unacceptable choice of words for now, she can deal with him later) and immediately contacted the studio and producers of the miracle that just occured.
