****I DO NOT OWN GILMORE GIRLS OR ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH GILMORE GIRLS****
Title: Something strange
Rated: M
Pairing: Dean/ Jess
WARNINGS!: Male/Male intercourse, M-preg, Swear….THIS IS NOT MENT FOR CHILDREN IF YOU ARE NOT 18 DO NOT READ THIS!
~~~~~~~10 years later~~~~~~~~
"It's so nice to finally be back home" Rory smiled at Logan while holding her three months pregnant stomach.
"Yeah…I wonder if anything's changed in twelve years" Lorelai said pulling Luke into the diner, quickly finding a seat. A small black haired boy looking around the age of four smiled up at them, he looked just like a mini Jess.
"Would you like coffee pretty lady?" Lorelai nodded smiling widely at the adorable child; Rory just shook her head and asked for water. "What about you Misters?" he smiled at Luke and Logan, they both nodded, just then Lane came up behind him and picked him up tickling him in the air making him giggle like crazy.
"What do you think your doing Jayden? You're not supposed to be up from your nap yet, your Papas not goanna be happy" Jayden just giggled more
"But I was helping, Daddies so big he can't do nut' ten no-more!" Lane gasped
"Don't let your Daddy hear you saying that, why don't you go play a video game or something" Jayden nodded running away, his small cubby legs making it look like the most adorable thing ever.
"That's Jess's kid right?" Luke asked and Lane nodded hugging everyone.
"Is Jess fat now?…and who actually had a baby with that hooligan?" Lorelai smiled
"I did, thank you and his not fat, he's pregnant" Dean smiled at the now shocked people, he hugged the women and shook hands with the men. "Sorry I've got work, Lane explain our lives to them for me?" Lane nodded, and they watched as Dean left quickly.
"Jess is…and Dean is…what?" Rory was beyond confused. "Explain please."
"Lets see…it all started about eleven and a half years ago when Jess's second book made best seller and we got drunk and things happen, for me and Zack it was a baby; her names Bella-Lynn, for Jess and Dean it was the start of a confusing flirting thing that is too long to get into, anyway six months after the party they had sex after Jess had sent Dean basically porn that he had written-" she giggled to herself "-it was awesome, really erotic…anyway one month later they came out as a couple type thing, two months after that Jess told Dean he was three months pregnant with twins; Luke and Jordan-" she smiled and winked at Luke "-year after that they got married, Jess got pregnant again, but lost the baby, he got really depressed for awhile, he didn't seem right again till after Asha was born; she's 8. Four years after that Jayden was born and now he's pregnant again only this time it's ridiculous and they're now moving to a huge house Jess bought with his seventh published books earnings." she smiled happy with herself for fitting everything in.
"What do you mean by ridiculous?" Luke asked the only one who wasn't in complete shock still.
"He is having quadruplets…Dean got neutered after they found out" she giggled again hearing the town clock go off and looked at her watch. "Schools out, kids will be here soon, I'm going to go make them a snake really quick, I'm so excited that you get to see my babies all grown up!" she walked into the kitchen after getting the table they drinks they had wanted. To blond Asian boys came running in, yelling for their mom, Lane shouted for them to shut up and brought them left over fries setting it on the table next to the others. "Guys this is my old friend Rory her husband Logan, her mom Lorelai and her step-dad type thing Luke, guys these are my boys Kwan and Steve" she smiled pointing to each boy, the two looked nothing alike and Kwan was at least four inch taller than his twin brother. "Where are the others?"
"Luke and Ash got detention again so my boy is waiting for them with Bella" Kwan smiled; both Lane and Steve rolled their eyes.
"Jordan isn't "your" boy stupid, his only ten you sicko" he hit Kwan upside the head
"So what, we're only thirteen, it's not that big of an age difference. And he said yes when I asked him out so Ha his is my boy" Steve just rolled his and shoved some fries in his mouth
"If his dating you now why didn't you wait with him?" Kwan shook his head.
"And deal with Luke while unarmed-yeah no, you're his best friend not me" Steve snickered to himself.
"Nappeun gananhan adeul-i jasin-ui namja chinguui dongsaeng-i dulyeowo…museun paebaeja (poor son of a bitch, afraid of his own boyfriends brother…what a loser)" Steve said to himself in Koran (A/N- I don't really speak Koran, my friend does and even then spelling things phonetically is hard-so if this is wrong…sorry) Kwan stood up and hit him over the head.
"Nan neona yeosmeog-imyeon (I'll fuck you up)" Kwan glared, Lane just stood there
"Okay no more hanging out with grandma…I don't even speak Koran!" They both just stared at her before shrugging and eating more fries.
"How long was their detention for?" Everyone looked up to see a not as round as expected Jess standing there.
"Ash twenty minutes and Luke's is an hour and he's suspended for a week" Steve said trying to hold back a smile.
"What the hell did that little monster do this time" Jess smiled lightly.
"Put powered laxatives in the ketchup at OUR school, I don't even know how he got to the high school, he's is pretty amazing for an annoying little ass" Kwan smiled, turning his head to the door when the bells went off.
"I skipped the rest of my detention" Jess went to say something "save it please, I was yelled at for a good three hours by the principle…who you now have a meeting with tomorrow, I'm going to my room" Said the boy that was assumed to be Luke, he looked like Jess as well except with brown hair, Jordan was and exact copy of his brother, and the two girls looked more like their father (Dean and Zack), but where still very beautiful.
"Fine but your Father will yell at you later…and no books for a month" Luke stopped shot at the door before turning around and marching back over.
"You can't do that!" he yelled, Jess sighed
"I'm your parent and grounding you means taking away something you love for a short period of time…or at least that's what Dean does"
"Then take away the TV or the Wii" Luke sounded desperate.
"I have never seen you even watch TV or play a single video game." Luke stomped, finally acting his age
"But I'm in the middle of the Dante's inferno; you can't honestly think I can go a week without books when you can't even go an hour." Luke pulled the book from Jess's back pocket.
"Luke will you please just listen to Daddy for once, your goanna make him all hormonal again like last night he might start crying again!" Jordan whispered loudly from his spot next to Kwan.
"I didn't cry!" he yelled angrily "No books and that's finally your Father will search your room later so…hind them well" Luke smiled small
"Why can't you and Papa be normal parents?" he said jokingly
"We could be if you were a normal kid but you just too smart for your own good" he kissed Luke forehead and pushed him to the stairs. "Jordan go get Jayden for me" Jordan nodded pulling Kwan with him. "Without Kwan" Jordan sighed dropping Kwan's hand and running up the stairs "So little princess, why wore you in detention today." Ash smiled nervously
"I might have publicly embarrassed Mr. Thomas on our field trip today" Jess high-fived her and sat down placing a hand on his stomach.
"Sorry for not being overly excited to see you all, my back hurts, my ankles are swollen and I about ready to explode" he smiled leaning over enough to hug Luke "good luck" he nodded to Rory
"Thanks" A few minutes of talking later they heard a scream and Jayden came running at Jess followed by Jordan
"DADDY!" he attached himself to Jess's leg
"What baby…Jordan what happened?" he stood up slowly and shakily picked up Jayden with much difficulty holding him close.
"Luke has shaved his head in protest and set it on fire in the bath tube along with his books" Jess sighed heavily.
"Did you put it out" Jordan nodded "Go get your brother, we are going to the hospital, we'll call your father on the way." Jordan gave him look as did all the others "when I said I was ready to explode I wasn't trying to be cute…I'm in labor" he shook his head walking out Lane looked wide-eyed for a minute before yelling at everyone to get out, for Kwan to call Dean, and for Jordan to go get Luke. She then turns to the four sitting at the table.
"Jess is always so calm about these things but I always freak out, Kwan you get Dean yet?" he nodded handing her the phone "Yeah hi…no his fine…not sure, he only just told us…lets meet at the hospital…okay bye" she hung up and smiled "Dean is meeting us there"
~~~7 hours later~~~
"Sir please we need you in the hall" two nurse were pushing Dean into the hall way
"I need a crash cart, NOW!" the doctor yelled
"Let go of me, Jess!" Dean yelled trying to get back into the room, a male nurse came over and help the other two hold him back while the cart was brought in and the door closed "That my husband, who the hell do you think you are, let me go" Dean yelled a lot louder and angrier.
"Sir the Doctors need room to work please just sit down and wait" Dean was about to punch the male nurse in the face when a tug at his pant leg made him stop he looked down to see Jayden, with one hand clenching his pants and the dangling a bear with his thumb in his mouth, tears in his eyes. Dean sighed heavily picking him up and holding him as close as he could. Jayden hugged his Papa as tightly as his little arms could, he didn't know what was wrong but his Papa was sad and that made him sad. Jordan was clenching his brother's hand needing comfort from his twin. The twins might have been only ten but being Jess's sons they understood more then most children and were already two grade levels ahead of the other ten years olds. Luke wrapped his arm around his twin and whisper things like 'Daddy's fine' and other comforting things. The two girls were confused being too young to understand but stayed quiet and the other adults just held their breath hoping. The Doctor came out and stared at them all Dean put Jayden down, tears forming around his eyes, almost falling. The Doctor shook his head and Dean punched the wall, the Doctor grabbed his arm.
"Your husband fine, we were able to get him back without a problem, but we lost the two that hadn't made it out yet" Dean nodded, trying to calm himself down enough to listen and not just go running in and hug and kiss Jess. "We're prepping him for surgery to remove the other two." The Doctor pulled Dean away from the others "I'd also like to recommend that you get therapy for Jess, I mean after the his miscarriage he was depressed correct" Dean nodded "Well he'll be even worse now, I don't want to rush you, but it is a possibility to have the hospital handle any…burial arrangements, if your not ready." Dean shook his head.
"Their my kids, I'll handle it, can I have a word with him before he goes in" the Doctor nodded
"By all means" Dean shook his hand and wiped his eyes walking back into the room. Jordan was crying now and Luke was trying his hardest to be strong for his little (by 5min) brother. Lorelai was holding Jayden who upon see his Papa cry started to ball his eyes out, they heard a yell in the room and Luke (adult) got up to see if everything was okay, he walked in just as two nurse with the living children came out. Jess was crying into Dean's chest while he yelled no over and over, weakly hitting Dean's chest again and again.
"Sweetheart please stop crying, it's going to be okay" Dean rocked Jess lightly, trying to get the exhausted man to calm down.
"I want my babies…Dean I want my babies" he cried harder and Dean nodded holding his hand while kissing his forehead.
"Will get through this Jess, I promise, everything will be okay, we have a beautiful daughter and another son, looks just like you too." He whispered into his ear "you goanna give them your best?" Jess nodded, and Dean wiped his eyes "and I'll give them mine, I'll be right with you through it all. Okay beautiful?" Jess gave him a sad smiled and nodded
"I love you so much Dean" Dean hugged him close kissing his hair
"I love you more then I could ever say Jesse" Luke smiled at the two before shutting the door to give them another minute alone.
~~A/N~~
So maybe another chapter with more Kwan/Jordan-don't know yet
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